Hey Sup Forums, you're the knight in pic related

Hey Sup Forums, you're the knight in pic related.
What's your badass phrase when you get up to fight the monster again?

cringe

>you fucking nigger

>Spoon!

#yolo

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

LETS NOT TURN THIS RAPE INTO A MURDER!

Do Online Now Guys!

>get back up on one knee
"Traps are......"
>support myself with my sword like a cane to get up
"Traps are........"
>finally get up and rush the monster full force and in a loud voice
"TRAPS ARE GAAAAAAAAAY!"
>get clocked in the head and die
>monster looks at my corpse and says
"No"

Trips confirm the existence of The fitness Gram Pacer Test as ultimate catchphrase

Awake, iron!

BEGONE THOT!

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

+1. lol'd.

SPOON!!!!!

FUCKING AN HERO YOU LITTLE KEYBOARD WARRIOR FAGGOT REEEEEEEEE

FREE KEKISTAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Save my breath tbh

Nice autism

You fucking nigger. You're not getting my wallet

Really, huh that's a first out of all these replies

I'LL BEAT YOU HARDER THAN I BEAT YOUR POOR MOTHER!

Nice dubs
Mine would be, "NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS"

You being on Sup Forums already has you on the spectrum of autism. Rejoice that you are one of the higher functioning individuals here

it's just a flesh wound.

that all you got bitch, my daddy hits harder than that

NOTICE ME SENPIE!

+1

'Tis but a scratch.

'tis not the certainty of death which propels me forth, but 'tis the security of my dignity. I SHALL NOT DIE A COWARD!!! DEATH MAY TAKE ME BUT HE SHALL NOT TAKE MY LEGACY!!!! FOR THE EARTH WHO HELD ME, THE TEARS WHICH BROKE ME, THE BLOOD WHICH SHED FROM MY EVERY BEING, I WILL KILL YOU, BEAST!!!! DEUS VULT!!!

Come on, you pansy!

I’ve never expected a miracle. I will get things done myself.

Ad mortem Inimicis Ad mortem InimicisAd mortem Inimicis Ad mortem Inimicis Ad mortem Inimicis

>just a flesh wound

You may have taken down my body but you will never extenguish my soul!

Fucking weak.. go back to preschool
I've had women hit me harder

You´ve never seen a man have his period before?

I told you, you will not stick that shit up my ass, you fucking faggot.

Pull my finger ye vile creature.

Your...waifu...is...shiiiiiiiiiiiitt!!!!!!!
>Gets killed by monster and stuffed in Waifu pillow

leeeeroy jenkins

Thou shall suckith my dick foul beast

*LOUDSNORT* Darn it Eugene! We let you have your OC giant-kin race and you pull this PKing shiitaki! SO ITS TIME TO ROLL SMITE-A-MOTHERFUCKER!

You're dying with me today,beast

+1 cause this reminds me of my life...

>ancient knight
>giving the middle finger
>and not the two finger salute
Ishiggydiggy America had no knights in full plate.

I'm 'bout to yell "timber" up in here you tree faggot.

Shit actually happen in a dnd game once except he was human, had a custom OP assassin class, carved dildos from wood while traveling, called himself The Diddler, USED said dildos, and refered to himself in 3rd person. I personally Barbarian RAGE stomped his skull on PK attempt.

Checked
Dubs destroy the beast
Singles and the beast fucks your asshole

Don't ever try to be witty again.

Can you do better?

I see you have a death wish -- well I will be happy to accommodate you

Are you a nigger irl?

Kek

>PRAISE THE SUN!

"rock monster? More like cock monger, emirite?"

This

The knight you are looking for escaped that way

Your virginity is safe OP. Pathetic NEET.

>What's your badass phrase when you get up to fight the monster again?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Rollin

Nothin' personnel, kid!

Traps are gay

Autism is my superpower!

It's whore mother, not poor

Let's change it up a bit, you're the monster and you just heard the knight's reply (your badass reply), what's your response?

I will never allow you to destroy humanity. I will fight you using different forms until the end of time hillary, for my name is ser donald j trump; destroyer of daemons.

kill yourself

OI ILL FUCKIN KILL YA MOITE YA AINT NOTHIN LOIKE THE GATAHS DEEOWN UNDUH

my name jeff.

"arroo?"

I'm white I shouldn't be fighting black beings in the woods.

"by azura, by azura, by azura!"