REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
free international shipping?
with tracking number?
Yes please
Nah I'm good fam
fuck
Can I have more than one?
Please please please
Lord knows it would be the first time
I replied 2 days ago and still no gf, OP is a faggot.
Is god real?
lies
:)
pls
Eh, let's try
only by getting, will u be able to got a gf, chekem
nah
Fine
you're the boss
Well if you say so, but I doubt it works, it didn't three times before.
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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k
Sad people :(
So I just need to text my ex?
sure
ok
It never works ;-; but I must keep trying
well
Nice
roll
Okej
Worth a try
Japanese please
please be real
nicememe
are traps ok
Ha! Jokes on you! I don't want a gf
i want to die
oshit
Please
Fpbp
Broke up with my ex gf again time for a new one
Morman
Giff gf
Dear Kami Sama, pleasu, givu me waifu. Thank yuu!
does this mean i have to go outside?
There was a thread talking about to drink horse cum why i need a gf?
deal
Finally!
good kek friend
Let the miracle begin
ok
magic
please work this time
What
...
...
I dunno. Doesn't seem legit.
k
what an ugly piece of shit
Sad Jesus
aight, let it happen
Every fucking time suckered in.
It's me now.
i want a gf that cAN SUCC
please bless me with a girlfriend who I can love a cherish forever.
Ok
Yes
Probably about time, but I will never forgive myself for leaving her, so many memories :3
yes please
Me
Gogogo
give
This is hot
More beat up women
Please
Well wouldn't that be something
whatever..
Seriously?
What about those of us who are ugly, hate filled, have a comically small penis, premature jizzing and have lived the last five years in love with both our best friend and Lisa Simpson?
I mean, if you can, then cool, if not I'll go back to masturbating in the bath to Ringo Starr music
What if you're at specific point in life where you know you need to work on yourself
gibe pussi b0ss
Ok
fuck you, this never works. my mum is still alive, thats proof enough
okay
brapp
A new one sounds good right about now.
...
No
IT is impossible
free
....Prostitution? I think that's a fair compromise with life.
I've got a dark alley, a bad idea and a Paul Simon shirt that says this woman is going to help me towards me this copy of Tombi
But I don't want a GF.
Mid
hopefully she likes me too
No hope for us
If she doesn't tell me to fuck off I'll be doing better with her than most girls :)
but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps * s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly * what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently* ⏱
need me a bad bitch
Gimmi some pussy pls
m'lady
TAYLOR SWIFT.... TAYLOR SWIFT...
Bueno
kms