REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

free international shipping?
with tracking number?

Yes please

Nah I'm good fam

fuck

Can I have more than one?

Please please please
Lord knows it would be the first time

I replied 2 days ago and still no gf, OP is a faggot.

Is god real?

lies

:)

pls

Eh, let's try

only by getting, will u be able to got a gf, chekem

nah

Fine

you're the boss

Well if you say so, but I doubt it works, it didn't three times before.

>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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k

Sad people :(

So I just need to text my ex?

sure

ok

It never works ;-; but I must keep trying

well

Nice

roll

Okej

Worth a try

Japanese please

please be real

nicememe

are traps ok

Ha! Jokes on you! I don't want a gf

i want to die

oshit

Please

Fpbp

Broke up with my ex gf again time for a new one

Morman

Giff gf

Dear Kami Sama, pleasu, givu me waifu. Thank yuu!

does this mean i have to go outside?

There was a thread talking about to drink horse cum why i need a gf?

deal

Finally!

good kek friend

Let the miracle begin

ok

magic

please work this time

What

...

...

I dunno. Doesn't seem legit.

k

what an ugly piece of shit

Sad Jesus

aight, let it happen

Every fucking time suckered in.

It's me now.

i want a gf that cAN SUCC

please bless me with a girlfriend who I can love a cherish forever.

Ok

Yes

Probably about time, but I will never forgive myself for leaving her, so many memories :3

yes please

Me

Gogogo

give

This is hot
More beat up women

Please

Well wouldn't that be something

whatever..

Seriously?
What about those of us who are ugly, hate filled, have a comically small penis, premature jizzing and have lived the last five years in love with both our best friend and Lisa Simpson?
I mean, if you can, then cool, if not I'll go back to masturbating in the bath to Ringo Starr music

What if you're at specific point in life where you know you need to work on yourself

gibe pussi b0ss

Ok

fuck you, this never works. my mum is still alive, thats proof enough

okay

brapp

A new one sounds good right about now.

...

No

IT is impossible

free

....Prostitution? I think that's a fair compromise with life.
I've got a dark alley, a bad idea and a Paul Simon shirt that says this woman is going to help me towards me this copy of Tombi

But I don't want a GF.

Mid

hopefully she likes me too

No hope for us

If she doesn't tell me to fuck off I'll be doing better with her than most girls :)

but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps * s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly * what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently* ⏱

need me a bad bitch

Gimmi some pussy pls

m'lady

TAYLOR SWIFT.... TAYLOR SWIFT...

Bueno

kms