How was your passover Goyim? I'm so drunk

How was your passover Goyim? I'm so drunk.

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>it was pesach
>dad didn't even send an email to remind me
>I've been eating salami all week

I am always drunk

We're not so different, you and I

>mfw one of my friends surname is Goy
>mfw everybody calls him Goy
>mfw i have to resist to call him Good Goy every time we meet

I got drunk with my cousin and then we kissed and cuddled, then she fell asleep and here I am feeling like a bastard.

Why resist? Just a bit of friendly banter

Whats that

I'd say that shit all the time :DDDDDDDD

Keep dreaming, Moshe.

NO ALCOHOL

i wish it was a dream, i wish i could take it all back

>been getting really drunk every day for months now
>gain like 20 pounds
>do pull-ups one day because I haven't incorporated it into my workout for a long time
>get scars on my fat belly because of the additional weight and new movement
bit dire tbqh

>tfw you will never be a Jew doing incest on Passover

Hello Mr. Shekelberg. I realize we are going to enter WWIII on behalf of your country, Israeli expansionism and global Jewish banker domination. I don't know what you chosenites did to Trump, if the Mossad threatened to assassinate him, or if he was in your pocket all along, but that's some crafty work. I salute you.

Now, I'd just like to ask, how can I join your tribe so I can be immune from all danger of multiculturalism in the future, and live the high life in gated rich Jewish communities? I plan to race-mix by marrying a chink female, so you need not worry about that.

Should I convert to Judaism in order to join the tribe?

>tfw you will never be a Jew lying about doing incest on Passover

>how can I join your tribe
Fuck off we're full.

I haven't drank in two years and I'm good.

Regular jews will be the first casualties in the upcoming war (again), I would give anything to see the look of their faces when they realize Bibi lied to them and actually doesn't care about them.

Passover?

I would like a refund for my foreskin then, Mr. Abrahamowicz

>when they realize Bibi lied to them and actually doesn't care about them
Israelis are pretty dumb for a folk which consider itself to be the smartest.

>Israelis are pretty dumb for a folk which consider itself to be the smartest.
Sounds awfully familiar

Germans measure high on IQ tests, Israelis don't measure as high as Western countries.

Aren't jews supposed to be quite smart?

arabs and mizrachim dumb them down

Yeah but the Israelis people consider smart are the Ashkenazim who run the show, not the other miscellaneous Hebrews

>Passover?
Jewish festival
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passover

>the Israelis people consider smart are the Ashkenazim who run the show
That's not how democracy works, Fatto. Mizrachim have been the dominant force here for decades. This place is an idiocracy now.

I was memeing mate

He was memeing too

POST
FUCKING
MACHINES

I would have to explain the good goy meme and I would rather hide my power level.

>explaining antisemitism