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2 firsts in a row for a happy 2017

I read that as ISIS feed.

Am dissapoint

Same here.

>no kittens
classic ICBINB

why has this happened???

affiliate clubs in fm16 is the most retarded thing ive ever seen

It was me, actually
youtube.com/watch?v=YPv9yKC76hE

Because your board hate you

Have you never been taken over in almost 30 years of presence?

>A butters thread
Wew, that is new.

Also, won 5-1 away with wingers and lost 2-0 without wingers. How do you explain that canadians?

You see why I tell you that players hate you so they won't join you? So, the board hate you too.

NEVER
STOP
BELIEVING

This guy retired as a player for my club today, but he doesn't want to move to my club to be a scout?

@MilesSI pls fix

and I forgot the pic OF FUCKING COURSE

>posting before season is over
Enjoy your bottlejob.

Now you're going to have to show us when you slip.

That means he's planning to move to Guinea I guess. He hated your guts. Also he hated Palencia.

pls dont curse me african shamam

He literally played a match 2 days ago.
>mike

He's not even really Guinean ffs

Lmao.
Cities have 'rep' too, but if he didn't complaint when he was a player idk why he should compaint now.

also check where he is based.

It says it right there mate, based in Spain.

Oh

He wants to return to his roots to Basque country.

I certainly didn't know that I was on a language course.

His 'roots'.
Wikipedia says he and his brother were raised in Valladolid, which is further away from Basque Country than Palencia.

Still, google says Palencia is ~2 hours by car to Bilbao and 40 minutes to Valladolid.

Not to mention, he wants to be a fucking Scout. He wants to be a fucking scout. What does it matter where your 'roots' are as a scout, since you're going to be sent all over the place anyway?

When real lif ebecomes like FM

>blackburn won the game in the end

>4 games to go against managable opponents

THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP NOW

WE GO AGAIN

>Las Palmas
>no Tenerife
ruh roh

haha M-Miles is so bad at p-predicting the future r-right? hahaha

>leave Sevilla and take 17th placed Burnley job
>get this budget

What the feck? I know English clubs are minted now but it seems a bit much.

>Valencia almost relegated
>Atletico Madrid 3rd
Ok, nothing new.

You wanna bet that at this point Tenerife is in the 3rd division already?

Sure, I'd bet you a steam key for FM17 ;^)

>When you forget to remove the minimum release clause

offer new contract asap

heh

how did they collapse so hard?

...

Mchuge should have at least got a 50% of next sale into that one

i gotta reload the save to figure it out, I seem to remember them and manure being dominant in the league

What, you mean another one? ;^^^^)

why

what the fuck am I looking at, because that certainly isn't a steam overlay

ask macca, that was his save, I just saved the image way back when

Macca did not pay attention during contract negotiations

It's called a steam skin. I can't handle Steam's normal overlay.

...

>Spending enough time using steam that you feel justfied skinning it
Now this is autism.

>Spending enough time using steam that you feel justfied skinning it

Tbf, there are people that have wasted more time on FM12 than me using my steam games altogether

I never forget this because they're extremely common in Slovenian football. Whenever a player threads three passes together they hammer in a release close to foreign clubs.

Tenerife is not doing great but not still. relegated.

I also signed their best player, that probably didn't help.

>not still. relegated.
*not relegated yet. The season is not over yet. You never know.

nice B team you got there

>it's a "finding a good shadow striker is literally impossible" episode

>using a shadow striker

talk about coming in clutch

its one of the best roles in the game if you have the players for it

They score a lot from the AM position while doing a lot of closing down

try finding a regen sweeper keeper.

From what I've seen that young lad at Bayern is the only remotely good sweeper keeper past 2020 in the whole game.

>If I put a world-class player in there it's great
Colour me surprised.

Don't ask for them impossible.

>Next game is against Puebla.
I fucking hate this memeworthy system.

You wanted a league challenge. "Enjoy".

Aye aye. Last year was my worst league title defence in 15 years.

I gutted the team this season promoting some players to the first team and selling others who were never going to make it.

They overachieved when they got promoted from the third division anyway.

what am i looking at here

fm is alot more comfortable now that i dont have any players to sub in and no regens to develop.

Allthough I do miss my qtie fm16 regens

well thats how it is in real life too

lower league/mid table football is hoofball longball with basic roles

>Media de puntos en 3 años

How the fuck does this work if you have only been in the league for 1 year?

Meme relegation system.
The teams get their last three years obtained points averaged, and the one who performed the worst in that span of time goes down.

That's the main problem with the mexican league, theams that have only been there for one year get btfo because the other teams had a good season 3 years ago.
Even if they come back a year later their performance two years ago will drag them down again.

I don´t know why are they keeping this bullshit, the worst team should go down period.

Pretty much like the Argie system before the revamp. All that to protect "historical" clubs, which were "build not bought".

this lad was a Sweeper Keeper when he appeared in my intake but now apparenty he changed roles

became an AM, I see

>Wage contribution
Fuck.

idk why this is happening so much to me today

>AM
There's only one Auston Matthews.

>idk why this is happening so much to me today

>transferring your first choice AMC with a 7.14 average rating
>with those stats
lad

guess he's not only shorter, but a bigger cunt than Phil

>stats
lad

>ref extending the game a minute over injury time so I can get my best player injured and one of the only two healthy CBs I have suspended.

>stats

>use tighter marking
>hassle opponents
>use offside trap
makes perfect sense to risk putting your defenders into position for sliding tackles from behind when they're on yellows

they've been told to easy off tackles

Which means they'll try to bring opponents down through elbows, shirt pulls, shoulder shoves and the likes. Easing off tackles actually results in more fouls. Getting stuck in results in more cards.

Well they've definitely coded in the new transfer market inflation

what's with the double prices?

With and without clauses

2016 and 2026 money.

>2017
>People still don't understand this

It's getting pretty sad when I consider buying a player for his personality alone. The absence of good tutors in my very young team also is a factor.

>already slipped in the first match with a 1-1 at home vs Sevilla

At least feels better than doing it in the last one.

In 5 years time will something like £40m become the norm for a player that would go for £20m now? I mean, even 5 years ago £50m would be a staggering amount but it's not that uncommon these days.

Crazy clauses

>Liverpool paying £100m for a 30 year old Costa

I kek every time

2bh, it's one of the things that aren't explained until you experience them. Y'know, like Target Men making your team hoof left and right. Not explaining this makes the game seem deeper than it is to Milos' eyes.

rate the EPL in 20 years

Yeah exactly that.
>Reminder that Shearer moving to Newcastle for 14mill just 20 years ago was a world record fee

>neverton

>Champo
Nice

>EPL
>Derby
nah

It clearly says Championship.