I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could. Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.
I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the gorilla is finished.
You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible.
First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.
Any man with a minimum of training can beat a gorilla with a knife anyway.
With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
Robert Roberts
sthap with this shitty bait.
Joshua Brown
If i can find a gorilla, i'll show u
Thomas Miller
You would get wrecked in 10 seconds, m8.
Jaxson Richardson
harlem
Alexander Davis
hahahha you are fucking stupid
Jose Phillips
It's pasta you fucking idiots
Chase Cooper
I'm not jocking, i can destroy a silverback.
It's not impossible fags
Brayden Hall
That's a big hand
Jordan Campbell
For you
Lincoln Watson
With steel, probably, but not with bare hands. You might be able to ambush it and gouge it's eyes out and break their trachea, but that would be extremely challenging. In a direct encounter though, zero chance. A decent sized sword and a bit of chain mail or plate and you'd win decisively.
Isaiah Sanders
Nigga I've seen a 'rilla crush a golf ball into dust with one hand. Try to crush a golf ball phagit.
Jackson Cox
Go back to dusting your fedoras.
Luis Allen
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Jason Taylor
First of all, your stats are pathetic and cant even compare to the real deal, like jackie chan.
Second, you say you do mma. What you gonna do? Put a 200kg gorilla to the ground? Fucking idiot. I bet you never even took a single class in gorilla warfare, like i did
To beat an ape, you have to think like an ape. I practised this the last 7 years and i can easily fuck you up. The gorilla is no match for me, but you are peanuts to him AND for me.
See you in the cages, kiddo.
Nathaniel Green
keked. please film the fight so i can cum to the gorilla using your entrails as a pocket pussy
Gabriel Cooper
0/10
Tyler Cox
new fag
Matthew Edwards
Kekked fucking hard
Brody Robinson
Isn't slavery illegal, now?
Isaac Gonzalez
Can you will yourself into swimming across hot lava faggot? Can you will yourself in to teleporting to Alpha centauri? No you stupid stupid nigger. You can't beat up a gorilla
Jeremiah Cox
underrated.
Brayden Richardson
>being troll'd this hard.
Parker Fisher
Bet you cant even beat up a kid
Juan Ross
Where did you practise to think like an ape? In Ethopia?
Asher Adams
Gorilla gets u, gorilla reaps u apart u fucking idiot
Jaxon Collins
Years ago there was a fighter in Indonesia who got into the cage of an Orang Utan. He started beating the animal, in the end they barely got him (the fighter) out alive! The case was documented because he was brought to the ER.
There is zero chance for a human in a fight against a gorilla without weapons!
Leo Perez
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Carson Anderson
A gorilla is 15 times stronger than man, you're saying you could dodge a gorilla that weighs 160-200kg more than double your body weight running at 20-25mph which is nearly the same speed as the fastest man in the world.
