U guys come on small animals? birds, roaches etc

u guys come on small animals? birds, roaches etc

also is this legal?

do you?

Nice try FBI

Nope.
But I do cum inside large animals.

Horse pussy thread?

I call her your gf

Um.. Maybe.
FWB is probably more accurate.

Wtf is this shiet

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I don't know, not really wanting to hijack the thread, was really just responding to op.

Does this count?

Also OP i would slaughter you if i could you damed degenerate

Dayum girl

>just nutted on some bird
OP that pic is golden

I came on a cat once

I cum in dogs.

Doge is good too.
I was going to with my pony last night, but roommate got home too early so I went with doge instead.

Nice. I can't wait until I get one of my own.

Yeah, I can't imagine life without both.

I'll get a horse eventually, but doggo cums first.

lmao wtf is this thread

Cumming in and on animals. You should try it.

Ya'll niggas heads are fucked. Yall be trippin balls smh

Moar plz

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damn the partyvan isn't even trying anymore

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but it was fun while it lasted.

From behind it looks like a walrus

If I ever meet you OP. I'll fucking kill you.

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dafuq

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Tldr:
What us law did I allegedly violate?

It seems to have been one of these pics, but what about them is a violation of us law?

>permaban
Damn. Do you always get those?

No, normally it's a 30 day.

I thought so. That mod must have been in a pissy mood.

But, as I said, please inform me of what us law I have violated so I can look that law up and familiarize myself with it.
If I don't know what the law is I will probably continue to break it.

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nice

She's a good girl.

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One of the best things I've read in awhile. Thank you.

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Mas

>whip your Roosevelt out

I'm out of oc, but have tons more mares.

Yo its the boi skinny gassed jew here

>come

That was oc? Good shit user.
I don't have much because I moved everything to my encrypted drive. This might get me banned despite being legal.

Yeah, it was.
I have my own mares and German Shepherd.
I've been with animals for a very long time, I usually do stuff with them a few times a week depending on my mood and theirs.

4u

Yeah, I wouldn't share her anymore then I would share a girlfriend or wife.

is that bird alive? how fast can you cum to hit a alive bird? bird are fast, where you fapping already when the bird came to be cummed? did you train the bird to drink your milk?
or is just fucking dead, bird dead?

That's not oc from op. That's a fairly old pic, like 3 years at least.

Nice man, I'm jealous.

She's cute.

Well.. I don't know that for sure, she might be really ugly.

But her vag is attractive.

This much autism should not be possible.

That clapping the pony does with her pussy is fucking amazing

Winking. It is quite lovely. Horses have much better vaginal muscle control than humans.

*winking

Thought he meant cloping for a minute.

Yes I have always wanted to experience

It's almost like having your balls licked while you're fucking.

As long as you don't fuck it, yeah

I'll find you and burn your house you retarded nigger. Gouge your eyes out with you dads dick, nigger faggot.

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>Whip your roosevelt out
>You want to coo gently and talk sensually to them

i mean

>After you're good an horny, you get some bread
Who the hell masturbates without a fresh loaf of bread at hand?

these people need to see winkiing

that is some moldy bread m8

Mr. Tarrant.

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Greetings Mer vee.

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there it is

Other winking clips are all too large to post.