Hey Sup Forums, what's the gayest thing you've done?

Hey Sup Forums, what's the gayest thing you've done?

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I sucked my friend's dick when we were 13.
He sucked me too tho so I guess that counters it.

Stuck a dildo up my arse

I get pegged...and I liked it...

woke up at friends house. jerked off as friend slept. came on friends cat

nope. now youre both homos

Doubles it

I saw two men pee once

Are traps gay? Because none of the men i've had sex with were gay.

touched my friends dick when I was 12

Here, have this, yes you are gay anyways.

Hahahhaha

friend was hooked on meth. let me throatpie him for cash. he killed himself a few months later.

Tied between fucking a buddy of mine in the ass or sucking his cock. Either one was pretty fucking gay.

went to party when 16, drink, jerk guy off whilst in bed with 4 sleeping people

Not gay, but prostate stimulation is awesome. Reaching a hands-free orgasm is challenging, but it feels great.

Yeah bro traps are gay sorry

I fucked a man in the ass once

I've heard of that before but... you put a finger in your ass that's gay

bought a ticket to a metallica concert

Right, like jacking off is gay because you are touching a dick.

Idiot.

let my dads friend jerk me off when we went camping.

Not the same thing, next time try a dildo faggot

fingering my asshole while trying to wipe

Stuck a plunger handle up my rectum. With enough shoving, it got past the kink in the rectum and went up into my colon. I then tried to masturbate with it by sliding it in and out of my rectum. My breathing got heavy and I started sweating and, dare I say it, I felt compelled to moan at times. If I was home alone, I might have, but I was at my grandmother's house.

But it didn't feel good. At all. It was nothing like the orgasmic feeling you get from taking a huge dump. It was intense, but not good. Couldn't cum, so I stopped.

I luv her so muxh you fcking faggots. Ishes a very fine ladym i want to marty her. Becaise she awesome

male student at WSU about 10 years ago was hazed. Ended in a Huge bukkake. I was the student. I am married now with 4 kids. Never once think about guys that way. I threw up a lot when that happened. No idea cum had different tastes and some of the guys cum was extremely fishy, burnt, and salty

>plunger handle
>anal splinters
Dude... dude... just buy a toy or something.

I once spoke with a US accent

I feel dirty

Had sex with a shemale. I say shemale because he pretty much looked exactly like a female with a dick. You could kinda tell up close, but hey, whatever. Sucked his dick in a condom, fucked his ass.

Pretty gay, wouldn't repeat.

tricked friend into kissing my ball sack during a blind fold prank.

At least you got your nut.

You jerked on a pussy. That aint gay

I'm wearing a bra and panties atm.

When I read these replies.. wtf were you guys thinking when doing these stuff

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Why?

Yeah but you could tell he didn't like doing it. I gave him extra cash because I had known him all his life and could tell it broke his soul. He couldn't shake the addiction and was later found he strangled himself in a hotel room. I to this day think instead of using money he got from sucking dick to buy meth he took the money got a cord and a hotel room to end this life. I remember cumming and the look in his eyes as burst of my nut pushed down his throat was very very sad. i could tell right then i had lost a friend

Got fucked in the ass by a literal giant. Dude was like three times my size and he came inside me really hard.

Mate, did you not think you had lost him before you spunked on his tonsils? Like maybe when you made him suck you off for drugs money, instead of belting him or taking him to the ER?

Details?

Fucking hell, If you're not lying thats fucked up

Our group laughed our asses off to because he says "why is it damp, what is this?" I had not showered and had did my daily run earlier that evening XD

You massive cunt.

met a 48 year old on grindr he fingered me and put his dick in my mouth, i got freaked out and told him i couldnt go through with it, then i went home

Yeah, but why though?

I am not at all gay, but I do like to see a long, soft, thick horsecock sliding out of a smooth bottom boy like pic related.

Now, before you type out a reply, just try to imagine that warm pressure, the sensation of fullness deep inside of you. Imagine it softening, then being pulled. Imagine slight sticky noises it makes as it slowly slides out of you, leaving behind a thick trail of slime in its wake. Imagine that as you look at the gif, and tell me you don't feel at least a slight stirring in your loins.

I was trying to teach him a lesson about drug abuse. Like this is what happens when you get addicted. Now swallow.

I guess you can not control how that stuff takes hold of you

what the fuck man

One time I guess I didn't wipe my ass well enough, and I was out and my asshole got SO ITCHY, and after like two hours I finally got home and I could almost scream and wrapped a wet wash cloth around my hand and scrubbed it out. It felt so amazing that I momentarily wondered if this is what gay was like.

I have, once or twice, pooped big enough that some blood lubed it through. Pretty gay.

Also once had to stop halfway through. It... compressed the middle so it looked like I shat out a buttplug.

Also pretty gay.

What the fuck did I just read?

Had a dick in my mouth wen i was 11....

Pretty sure at around 12-13 a friend wanted to do that with me. It did not dawn on me that that is what he wanted until much-much later. I can't confirm though because he killed himself at 16, I'm 32 now.

Anyone here taste their own cum?

Just prank phase few years back when it was all the rage. We also got him again a week later by having him unknowingly drain his bank account on amazon. thats another story though

Oh, shit, I remember you. What's up man?

Did he bring up the blowjob for cash, or did you?

doing good!!! lol how are you?!? sorry I got scared.

I sucked dick of kid

> i had lost a friend

bruh you took advantage of a meth addict. how can you call that a friend.

No problem bro, I jerked off while sniffing my finger after you left.

I'm so glad that thinking about this is not gay, I've got a 100% not gay boner now.

Kek

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We were fooling around and he basically pushed it in. It was hard to get it in even with lube. His dick was really big like his body. He humped it in deep and fucked me hard for a while. All I could see in the mirror behind us was his giant legs and thighs thrusting in and out. I could definitely tell when he finally came, his cock got even bigger inside my ass and I could feel him pumping his cum inside me

Flaccid. Forever.

There's nothing wrong with pranks among friends.

He had known my girlfriend broke up with me a month prior and we were talking about girls and stuff. told him how I liked how she would swallow. He said he could help for a bit of cash. I had said no but he started to beg saying he was in pain and going through huge withdrawls from meth. We kind of got in an argument about it and I told him how dumb he was for letting it get this far. At the point I was pissed but decided fuck it. pulled cock out and said if you really think cash is worth your stupid drug habit then i want you to finish. swallow cum.

oh stop!

>going through withdrawals is a shitty lesson about his life choices
>gay blowjob is a great lesson about his life choices

Are you gonna assrape your daughter if she gets pregnant?

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made out with a dude.
was really drunk, though I don't much regret it.
turns out I'm not gay, actually!

Cousin and I used to give each other "massages" when we were little. Ask me anything.

Held a fidget spinner

why lie on the internet

lol ive done that too : |

I tried, but I couldn't help but stroke to the memory of your tight bootyhole cutting off my circulation. I want you to be my pinky ring user.

i only watch porn with good looking dicks
no homo

How old were you when you gave your first one?

Shit a dildo and posted it on Sup Forums

Where are they hiding the porn with the "bad looking" dicks?

I left for a reason. You weren't exactly easy with your finger. I had problems sitting for the rest of the week

RuPaul detected

satan, more than half of the dicks on porn are ugly as fuck, they may be big but not so good looking

Kek kekkington

Once pretended to suck off a hotdog

Come back baby, let's start over. I'll make a turbot, we can open a bottle of Chateu St. Michelle, I'll put on the Artic Monkeys.

One time I was vaping while I started a thread.

Hard to say. I'm a little over a year older than him. I'd say I was between 12 and 13 and he was 11 or 12. Could have happened earlier but that's around the time we were doing it the most.

Chek'd Divine user

Lol wtf? He actually said this?
Republicucks btfo

I'm still not ready... Artic Monkeys? Fucking really? I wanted to be treated like a woman not like some random slut. How dare you

Did the same thing. Not with cousins, but with the lads at boarding school. We called them "Power Showers".

I'm sorry baby, we can put on Joy Division and engage in some light anal licking. Do you still remember our song? Sing it to me user...

Once put a travel sized shampoo bottle into my anus and cried. fucked myself since by the time it was in i started to feel ashamed and wanted to punish myself for possibly being a faggot. ended up bleeding. never came

i got fucked in the ass on saturday does that count?
i dont consider myself gay i just wanted to try it. (it was by a verry good friend of mine who happend to be gay)

What was the furthest that the massages went?

Ayy. Happy to hear I'm not the only one! Any of you ever talk about it? My cousin and I are in our 20's now and it's never come up. Did similar things with some neighborhood friends and lost touch with them completely once high school started.