Leave your bedroom

>leave your bedroom
>see this
>she says "where'd you think you're going, loser?"
>what do?

Die laughing

throw acid

give her milk and rub her belly

instant fuck
not >rape because bitch wants it

her in dat dumper

a2m afta dat

Tell her that I can see her belly button, so she can go to bed.

that'll make her fart a thunderstorm, you pervert deviant degenerate.

naughty things

Suck her cock

punt her in the cunt

Turn 360 and walk away with my pants down

Scream
"GO SQUIRTLE!"

covfefe

Tell her she's fucking fat to cover her whale gut then hang herself.

punch her and leave

WAD DAD HAH MEEEEN BAH DAZ

Fill her womb with semens.

360 degree turn and fuck the next person i see.

The only oldfag in the room

ha ha ha ha
smartphone typos!
brilliant!
fuckin' Sup Forums at the cutting edge of satire!

But you would be facing her again....inthink you are needing a 180

calm down Sup Forums

gtfo summerfag

ha ha ha
damn you autocorrect!

Newfags taking the bait....gtfo

Lick her ass

Hello FBI

Cut back on the covffee and cocainefefe

kek
typos!
It really says all you need to know!

relax, bro... it's okay to laugh at phone fuck ups, also if Trump does one, you don't have to jump to his defence, he's a big guy, he can handle himself.

turn 720° an walk away swinging my penis

kick her in the cunt and run right by her

about 30 years in prison

Am I old? I'm just smiling looking at her. I just want to bob her ponytail things
>Ok you can eat my donut too

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I say, "to the gym, and so should you, gainer".

Fat kid is getting fat.

not say anything, cut off one of the bobs and throw it in the dumpster on my way out

Laugh, pick her up, put her in her room, and ask her parents if they're aware of her wardrobe.

Tell her im looking for her father Jotaro

"Are you going to pokemon battle me or what?!"

Spartan kick her ass through that hollow ass door for talking that shit nig

Oh Hello Mr. FBI

Flick her in the middle of her forehead.
Tell her that if she stops me whilst walking again, I'll kill parents with a clothes iron.
Push her over.
Tip fedora and leave.

No one calls ME a loser.

Its actually paid cucks by the democrat cucks. They usually make between $7.5-8$ an hour, great pay for autists and mexicants

gwveen tveve

Stammer out
"N-no you!"
Try to get by and slip in spaghetti

Turn 180 degrees and walk backwards

Beg for forgiveness and try not to let her punch my face

Do a 360 clockwise, do a 360 counter clockwise and clap my hands

REPORTED

Fuck off

Hoof her in the front butt

>Grab her by the pussy,
>Wine.
>all roles penetrations

With love and respect, of course.

Fuck on

Revporfefe

REPORTED

REPORT THIS THREAD SINCE IT WAS POSTED BY A MOD,.


THEY BAN EVERYONE FOR SEXUALIZING A MINOR BUT WHEN THEY POST THIS SHIT IT STAYS.

REPORT THIS AND DON'T FALL FOR THIS BAIT

Bitch out the maid for shrinking my youngest kids clothes and commend her older sister for giving her some handlebars for later tonight.

You idiot!!! If you turn 360 degrees, you will be upside down. What, you gonna walk away on your hands? Stupid.

Y'all niggers need to calm the fuck down. Nothing illegal is happening in this thread. Sup Forums is not for the morally thin-skinned.

Wut?! Ist it a joke, right?

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dropkick

FUCK YOU NIGGER. PEOPLE HAVE BEEN PERMANENTLY BANNED FOR A LOT LESS.

start watching funny cat videos on Youtube with her?

Repoted. You guys are fucked

I laughed out loud

No, you would be floating horizontally with your left shoulder pointing at the floor and your right shoulder at the ceiling. Also, the top of your head would be aiming at the kid.

That will scare her for ages

Haha Lol FBI. I was just joking

dubs too :D

You are why we can't have nice things anymore

name her cumdumpster
fuck her right in the pussy
keep her as sex slave for the next 9 years.
Feed her corpse to my dogs.
>what else would I do with a kid who breaks into my house and challenges me?

>what do?
I'll show you later.

>little girls
>nice things

Neck yourself please

>PERMANENTLY BANNED

Just restart your router nigger

when are you turning 13 dude?

>where'd you think you're going, loser?
>To my fucking computer to jerk off to ponies, begone.

How are little girls not nice? They're full of sugar and spice.

And why are you on Sup Forums if you can't handle content you disagree with? You know this site was built on cp, right?

explain this meme to me please.

HAH, just try to catch me with my 128 proxies, 15 VPNs and anonimyzers at every one.
I'll be 115 years old by the time you track me down. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Start asphyxiating her. Start raping when she gets spasms due to oxygen deficit.

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the general idea is basically covfefe

Mods burn this thread please

Kick her in the stomach, grab her by the hair and slam her head into the ground. Then drag her into the washroom and brush her teeth with the toilet bristle, then drag her to the litter box and shove cat poop into her mouth.

"That's what you get little girl, for talking to me like that."

>punch her in stomach
>she falls down crying
>kick a few times until she passes out
>get my baseball bat
>start hitting again
>choke her to make sure she's dead
>go to my room

"No one cared who I was until I put on the diaper."

Ejaculate in her so many times she becomes fucking disabled

WWWWRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY

Is that you Mindy?

LMAO I THOUGHT THE SAME

grab her by the pussy

No, 180 and you crash into the wall dumbass

REPORTED

BAN EVASION. REPORTED.

BEGONE THOT

I know this is a troll post, but he did say "and walk away" implying whatever which way you're facing, you'll be leaving in a direction away from whatever you're leaving from. He didn't say "turn 360 and walk forward to get away"

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