W-what next mutant bros...
W-what next mutant bros
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Ask her to hang out with you idiot.
Careful... don't sperg out.... ask her how her day went.
>Radiohead
>prog rock
stopped reading right threre
>porcupine tree
Sex is the eternal foe of death, always in desperate war.
You're a pleb but so is she and she seems DTF. Ask her to a nice seafood dinner.
Send her multiple dick pics from various angles etc. Trust me, now's the time
>mastadon
if its anything other than the first album she's not a keeper
I'm trying my best but I feel the spaghetti forming already
form dominance by teller her that your taste is far superior than hers
Offer to listen to Opeth with her
Also, you need to listen to more prog
Let her do the talking. Talk about her, not you.
Call her a pleb
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>gauges
get out while you can
>curvy
I THINK THAT SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME
INFECTING MY BLOOD AND DESTROYING MY MIND
NO MAN OF THE FLESH COULD EVER STOP ME
THE FIGHT FOR THIS FISH IS A FIGHT TO THE DEATH
WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL
WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL
WHAT REMORSELESS EMPEROR COMMANDS ME
I NO LONGER GOVERN MY SOUL
I AM COMPLETELY IMMERSED IN DARKNESS
AS I TURN MY BODY AWAY FROM THE SUN
WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL
WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME
HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY
AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW
AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE
WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL
WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL
uh oh
>curvy
STICK IT IN
Got any recommendations senpai
>gamer
all gamers deserve death
>""Gamer"""
>piercings
>tattoos
fucking dropped
On my dick.
y
Ask her if she likes Death In June. She'll make it up to you.
underrated post
Underrated.
This seems like the perfect Tinder slag. She's not hideous and she likely has body issues based on the whole "tattoos and gamer" thing. Just use a condom and go to town.
Try Henry Cow
overrated
>"Curvy"
>Using that angle to poorly hide her double chin
>Can't see her collar bones
You're being fatfished user
underrated
she cant be that fat
>Also that fat fold by her armpit
Trust me, user she is
OP forget these other betamax worms this is the way to go
it cold be big breast :(
post other pics OP
>OP leaves the thread
everytime
dude, she has cute eyes and juicy lips. just focus on that and go to town
She a CUTE
Flo got thicc!
Seems like a nice enough braphog. You should meet up and listen to shitty prog together OP
What the fuck are you doing that you lost battery while the phone was charging?
Big lady OP
she definitely is. She said she's "curvy" and is using the camera to hide her potential rolls. But she also does yoga, so how disgustingly fat can she be? At the very least, fuck her op.
>those cheeks and neck to boob distance
yeah she is fat
C-cleaned out my room and unplugged it
>Mastodon
post the rest of the pictures you fag
There is nothing sexually wrong with being fat if you can still look good despite it.
I dont think so user
Should I show her my gay Sup Forumscore record collection?
go for it senpai. post results
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appropriately rated
There are like 5 another photo of her
t. Beta Pigfuckers
I mean she has sex pistols and black keys on her wall, you can only go up from there
FUCK OFF CHAD
is that the real you
>took almost 2 hours to reply
she doesnt know any of the bands you mentioned OP she's just been listening to them for the first time
honestly, unless she listens to absolute trash (halsey, chainsmokers, yachty), it shouldn't matter what she listens to. what you having is a starting point for conversation. don't fuck it up by blowing ur load thru text
>19 y/o
>tfw I'm already too old to date a nineteen-year-old without the relationship looking weird
I wish I could reverse time :(
the chainsmokers are good
>actually took the time to listen to them just based on the fact that you like them
shes definitely dtf
You are honestly gay if you dont want to fuck that.
same
>You know, I’m sorry
>I won’t make it to your party
>Got caught up in my own selfishness
LOOOOOOOOOL XDDDDDDDDD you've just been
bb-b-b-b-b-b-b--batied
get pwned noob
She probably didn't even listen to any of it
Wrong thread.
Any news OP?
Show her Vektor - Terminal Redux
Why is this memed so much?
It's neither amazing nor bad.
...
It got good reviews from websites/reviewers not known for reviewing metal.
Metalheads are contrarians so therefore it must be bad and vntve
Entry level tech thrash album with concept album memes.
I think it's pretty good desu.
OP should unironically show it to her though.
Vektor - Terminal Redux
idiot
if she is taking hours to respond then don't respond instantly
HAHAHAHAHA
C R I N G E
Don't spend too long chatting on the app, try and set up a date as quick as you can
you fucked up by not following this advice
> 57 minutes ago
you should message her several more times user it's the only way to go
>S-so how was your weekend? Heheh its not like I'm trying or anything!
>pls respond
Works every time
JUST
op getting ass pounded
No salvaging it now.
>OP blows it
YOU FUCKING BLEW IT user JESUS CHRIST
The key to dating apps is to single yourself out from the crowd. You already did that a bit by listening to similar music, but you gotta show that your personality is different from the countless other guys she will be messaging. Make her laugh, or make her get really interested in you. Good luck senpai.
WHAT DID I DO WRONG
>make her get really interested in you
how do dat
if you can't see it you will never get it
stop replying instantly you fag, it makes you look desperate
nothing. you are courting a young girl. she has the most options now than she ever will, so you have to be better than just doing nothing wrong. nothing personnel, kid
Ok to get the conversation going
this!
Jesus dude, fucking relax. Don't get trolled so easily
never have I seen so much plebbery in one picture
Yeah I think when she said 'Thete freaking awesome" she was talking about Opeth