W-what next mutant bros

W-what next mutant bros...

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Ask her to hang out with you idiot.

Careful... don't sperg out.... ask her how her day went.

>Radiohead
>prog rock
stopped reading right threre

>porcupine tree

Sex is the eternal foe of death, always in desperate war.

You're a pleb but so is she and she seems DTF. Ask her to a nice seafood dinner.

Send her multiple dick pics from various angles etc. Trust me, now's the time

>mastadon
if its anything other than the first album she's not a keeper

I'm trying my best but I feel the spaghetti forming already

form dominance by teller her that your taste is far superior than hers

Offer to listen to Opeth with her
Also, you need to listen to more prog

Let her do the talking. Talk about her, not you.

Call her a pleb

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>gauges

get out while you can

>curvy
I THINK THAT SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME
INFECTING MY BLOOD AND DESTROYING MY MIND
NO MAN OF THE FLESH COULD EVER STOP ME
THE FIGHT FOR THIS FISH IS A FIGHT TO THE DEATH
WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL
WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL
WHAT REMORSELESS EMPEROR COMMANDS ME
I NO LONGER GOVERN MY SOUL
I AM COMPLETELY IMMERSED IN DARKNESS
AS I TURN MY BODY AWAY FROM THE SUN
WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL
WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME
HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY
AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW
AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE
WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL
WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL

uh oh

>curvy

STICK IT IN

Got any recommendations senpai

>gamer
all gamers deserve death

>""Gamer"""
>piercings
>tattoos
fucking dropped

On my dick.

y

Ask her if she likes Death In June. She'll make it up to you.

underrated post

Underrated.

This seems like the perfect Tinder slag. She's not hideous and she likely has body issues based on the whole "tattoos and gamer" thing. Just use a condom and go to town.

Try Henry Cow

overrated

>"Curvy"
>Using that angle to poorly hide her double chin
>Can't see her collar bones

You're being fatfished user

underrated

she cant be that fat

>Also that fat fold by her armpit

Trust me, user she is

OP forget these other betamax worms this is the way to go

it cold be big breast :(

post other pics OP

>OP leaves the thread
everytime

dude, she has cute eyes and juicy lips. just focus on that and go to town

She a CUTE

Flo got thicc!

Seems like a nice enough braphog. You should meet up and listen to shitty prog together OP

What the fuck are you doing that you lost battery while the phone was charging?

Big lady OP

she definitely is. She said she's "curvy" and is using the camera to hide her potential rolls. But she also does yoga, so how disgustingly fat can she be? At the very least, fuck her op.

>those cheeks and neck to boob distance
yeah she is fat

C-cleaned out my room and unplugged it

>Mastodon

post the rest of the pictures you fag

There is nothing sexually wrong with being fat if you can still look good despite it.

Here: nuxn.com/search/progressive rock

I dont think so user

Should I show her my gay Sup Forumscore record collection?

go for it senpai. post results

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appropriately rated

There are like 5 another photo of her

t. Beta Pigfuckers

I mean she has sex pistols and black keys on her wall, you can only go up from there

FUCK OFF CHAD

is that the real you

>took almost 2 hours to reply
she doesnt know any of the bands you mentioned OP she's just been listening to them for the first time

honestly, unless she listens to absolute trash (halsey, chainsmokers, yachty), it shouldn't matter what she listens to. what you having is a starting point for conversation. don't fuck it up by blowing ur load thru text

>19 y/o
>tfw I'm already too old to date a nineteen-year-old without the relationship looking weird
I wish I could reverse time :(

the chainsmokers are good

>actually took the time to listen to them just based on the fact that you like them
shes definitely dtf

You are honestly gay if you dont want to fuck that.

same

>You know, I’m sorry
>I won’t make it to your party
>Got caught up in my own selfishness

LOOOOOOOOOL XDDDDDDDDD you've just been
bb-b-b-b-b-b-b--batied
get pwned noob

She probably didn't even listen to any of it

Wrong thread.

Any news OP?

Show her Vektor - Terminal Redux

Why is this memed so much?
It's neither amazing nor bad.

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It got good reviews from websites/reviewers not known for reviewing metal.
Metalheads are contrarians so therefore it must be bad and vntve
Entry level tech thrash album with concept album memes.
I think it's pretty good desu.
OP should unironically show it to her though.
Vektor - Terminal Redux

idiot

if she is taking hours to respond then don't respond instantly

HAHAHAHAHA

C R I N G E

Don't spend too long chatting on the app, try and set up a date as quick as you can

you fucked up by not following this advice

> 57 minutes ago
you should message her several more times user it's the only way to go

>S-so how was your weekend? Heheh its not like I'm trying or anything!

>pls respond
Works every time

JUST

op getting ass pounded

No salvaging it now.

>OP blows it

YOU FUCKING BLEW IT user JESUS CHRIST

The key to dating apps is to single yourself out from the crowd. You already did that a bit by listening to similar music, but you gotta show that your personality is different from the countless other guys she will be messaging. Make her laugh, or make her get really interested in you. Good luck senpai.

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

>make her get really interested in you
how do dat

if you can't see it you will never get it

stop replying instantly you fag, it makes you look desperate

nothing. you are courting a young girl. she has the most options now than she ever will, so you have to be better than just doing nothing wrong. nothing personnel, kid

Ok to get the conversation going

this!

Jesus dude, fucking relax. Don't get trolled so easily

never have I seen so much plebbery in one picture

Yeah I think when she said 'Thete freaking awesome" she was talking about Opeth