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The quintessential American edition

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First for aluminum Switzerland.

second for fuck drimpf and fuck white people

at least be funny

ah yes the controlled opposition feedback loop of infowars->breitbart->altright twitter

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haha, nice bubble you're living in there, chum. you should receive your information exclusively from huffington post, buzzfeed, and sassy twitter, like ME

Even the aussies has caught on, wake up america!

really stupid and pathetic strawman

idk why you think someone who can define "feedback loop" would frequent buzzfeed

I NEED an asian gf

Top 12 Reasons Why This Nigger Is About To Catch These Hands

good thread

1. I have african-american heritage

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I love how they retain their youthful look

how to become sexually frustrated

t. pedo

>wanting an old hag

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you think this girl is pretty?

I said youthful not childish

*shitposts in thread*

Yes

We all know what you meant rasheed

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this is my daily post in /cum/. pretend its a great and meaningful post.

*blocks your path*

I don't think funny was ever my aim. I was deranged back then. Rarely left my room, consumed little other than protein shakes, routinely stayed awake for days and abused copious amounts of amphetamines. The only reason I wrote that was because I kept on shitposting about primal beasts and started studying anthropology to expand on my strange obsession with the primal beast concept.

>Be German
Post in the same genre your country's porn is.

rude

its ok
btw I like your cpu sockets

prettier, but id give this girl a 7/10

I am sexually frustrated

Is that a city? :o

how did you normalize from full blown schizo behaviour?

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Remember when it was a universal consequences that Alex Jones was controlled opposition?

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its nearly impossible not to get lost in that city

no

don't know what you just said

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THEY'RE TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GRAY

The gf
youtube.com/watch?v=nWSkdxWsUE8

he's obviously controlled op. he talks about real conspiracy theories and trans-dimensional lizards in the same breath to discredit those same theories.

I had a dream last night I fucked a cute trap

I'm not gay and this has deeply disturbed me. Someone please make me feel better.

gf just sent me this

t.CIA, of course you would deny that

73436929
*filters you*

how does looking at gay porn make you feel?

*stick my dick in a pussy*
*pull out*
*my dick literally smells like fish*
*the smell gets in my nose and i cant get it out for 2 hours*

wtf, i hate women now?

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Honestly that sounds abnormal

Nuke the Left Coast tbqh.

if its just a trap you're definitely not gay

traps arnt gay dont worry about it

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gottim

you're saying it's easy to get lost?

I had a dream I rose up in life to become a great diplomat and was sitting at a table in a serious meeting with putin, merkel, hollande, some others, and there was also a cute trap that was under the table sucking my dick

what did he mean by this

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I'm pretty jaded to it honestly

I don't spring a chubby or anything from it though

Why do trap sex stories always get the most replies

I could post taylor swift with her tits hanging and it'll won't get as many yous

He's a closet homo, ignore him

Join me brother

>taylor swift with her tits hanging
Her chest is midwest tier flat

being gay is the new emo

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it probably seems the most accessible to permavirgins

if you cant fuck a girl maybe it's easier to fuck a girly boy

maybe it isn't though
I wouldn't know I'm a permavirgin too

Wrong

got an email back from my intern application buds

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JUST

>I dream about men at night but I'm not gay

>I could post taylor swift with her tits hanging
Do it.

After months of cracked and bleeding hands, weighing 140 lbs, the back of my arms turning purple, breathing/heart rate problems, resounding music in my head terrorizing me, delusions, a sleep-deprivation seizure etc. I had enough and began tapering down until I could function without amphetamines. Can't say I've fully recovered since though.

>taylor swift will never ride your face
JUST

why is this info on the internet

do you live with your parents?

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*vomits uncontrolaby*

I'm not even going to reply to you, why wouldnt it be? If anything it's be surprising if it weren't

"Guess what guys! I'm NOT a cuck! I bombed Syria, fuckers!"

you could be bisexual

Ha

fake news

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those are a cups my friend

They're cute regardless
I'm more in it for her leg game and ass

just in case anyone was still wondering, they found someone else for the position. I'm really happy for him though.

LITTLE

I bet if I lived up in Canada or in California I'd have lots of sex

>there are people posting right now who have actual mental problems

I was diagnosed with OCD at one point and two learning disabilities

Why is this allowed in America?

2bh I always thought you had one but you certainly arent as bad as most of the other posters

If I lived in the mid-Atlantic states I would have lots of sex

Toronto is full of draft dodgers and degenerates

It shows my man.

but i already said that i do.

but not really.

Do you consider yourself degenerate?