North Korea is next!

North Korea is next!
Who here is jealous of our military might?
I mean who wouldn't want to crush North Korea. All of you would!
And we can make that happen. We can literally bomb anyone. Accepting requests who should be next after North Korea. Venezuela?
Feels good man.

US waste over 50% of taxpayer money on military, on a nuclear crisis you will be the between the first to be vaporized.
No, I don't envy you.

If you are so strong then why don't you just nuke them and wipe them off the planet completely?

I have the feeling he is drunk. Or thinks he is on /k/.

>Who here is jealous of our military might?
Hmm no, military is cool but being so obsessed over it that you sacrifice over 50% of your budget on them its just stupid

Do you want half your country to be an irradiated wasteland?

>China wont support them
It's going to be Korea war all over again

>US waste over 50% of taxpayer money on military
That doesnt matter. We are rich. We really are.

Nah no boots on the ground we will just bomb the shit out of them, quick and painless.

>he doesn't realise the US military is their social program
covers healthcare, education and all sorts of other gibs

This. The military all over the world is used to provide employment. At least the US has an operational force, not like in South America.

>Venezuela
Not happening.

Because of you. We could easily, and we want to deal with North Korea but out of respect for your country we won't.

Why? That Maduro fucker should be removed the sooner the better. The whole SA continent would benefit from that. Maybe Brazil will invade them once they sort out their corruption issues and elect a non commie government.

Venezuela is Russia's pet, the only one with an army in South America, so if you invade them, you'll have to actually fight against Russia. No proxy cunts.

>the only one with an army in South America
Really? What about Brazil? Chile?

Why would USA invade NK, there is no oil there lmao.

Invade?

>US waste over 50% of taxpayer money on military
>you sacrifice over 50% of your budget on them

Where did this "over 50%" meme come from?

>talk with random american on the internet
>"lmao our military is the best we could and should bomb every other backwater country in the world"
>"you know, we're tired of being the world police, we should leave you ungrateful fucks behind and take care of ourselves"
>"the big media is corrupt! cnn, fox, nbc are all snakes"
>"wtf, cnn says Assad's favourite hobby is gassing children"
>"you know, we've always supported democracy"
>"pfft, even if we did stage a coup on your country, you were commies"
>"what do you mean you weren't commies, why am I supposed to know about some irrelevant country"

We are not and nobody is going to help Venezuela against the US, maybe Bolivia?

NK already has nuclear weapons can reach to US and also has submarines can mount it.
On top of that, they actually threaten US to fire it.
Based Korea lol

Kek
At least we showed a passing interest in the places we fucked over. Unfortunately, their perchant anti-intellectualism has dun spread since ;_;

They deserve to be ruled by jews. They are too dumb for their own good.

>We can literally bomb anyone

Except Israel

you did realize they'd nuke you just as fast as they would nuke us right..

>Norks nuke seoul and carrier group before being obliterated
>final death toll: 20,000,000

>MURRICA FUCK YEAH

yeah sure, I'm jelly my country doesn't cause pain and suffering around the world

It's happening!!

>we could and should bomb every other backwater country in the world"
he's correct there.

very fake news

if only you knew what a backwater your country actually was pal, and I'm saying that as a burgerboo

chill m8. you'll only be losing london.

>>"pfft, even if we did stage a coup on your country, you were commies"
that is undeniably true, migo.

Not in our case, lad
but thanks for proving the next line of that greentext to be true

Amigo, it's Amigo

I really hope Drumpf gets us all killed to be honest with you lads

A migo, with the indefinite article.
So it just migo without an article

he's on the right path

how were you not commies if che guevara was argentinian??

This has to be bait

so who could possibly challenge us? the russians? lmao. putin was completely humiliated. the american military machine you know.

no, an ugly migo once stole my mochila

The rotting cancer of the US of A ravages the Middle East like a plague. Their relentless strive towards oil steals the lives of men, women and children alike. The arrogance of their leaders is matched only by the brutality of their mercenaries. These are the darkest days of the US domination of the world.

True 2bh. I live near a major population center so hopefully I'll be caught in the direct blast radius when the nukes fly.

Newsflash, there's more than one American on this board and we don't all agree.
Cod WaW wasn't that bad of a Cod.

>Newsflash, there's more than one American on this board and we don't all agree.
The ignorant jingoistic burger is a trope for a reason. Realise this and don't get so defensive, because it doesn't help your case.

Pro tip: Che Guevara is known for taking his commie revolution to Cuba, not Argentina.
We had a government funded anti communist death squad by the time Kissinger decided to stage the coup

how is the US not communist if there were communist americans? checkmate atheists

I hate Maduro as much as anyone, but how long is it going to take for people to figure out that killing the big meanie at the top isn't going to magically sort out all of a country's problems?

I'm well aware that many of my countrymen on this site get overly defensive and jump on the MURRICA bandwagon whenever anything that can be remotely perceived as anti-American comes up, and not altogether happy about it. However, at the same time I do feel the need to defend my country if its slandered to some degree, I'm sure you would do the same if someone started shitting on the British Isles.

We don't need Middle eastern oil retard. Check some stats already where we get our oil from. We will have electric cars flying in the autopilot mode soon. So we won't no fucking oil soon. These are not oil wars. We make the world a better place so you neets could shitpost in peace knowing that we are protecting you

Russia tried to spread communism in Latin America via proxy states. They've been all over South America, not just Cuba. Nicaragua, Salvador, Ecuador, you name it. And Che Guevera was plotting revolutions in SA as well, not just in Cuba.

>British Isles
Do you mean Falklands?

I'm really waiting for the day that America falls just to see the face of the ones like you and laugh at them. Even if that makes the world economy die (being this the reason why no one says something and let you bully others).

All of them.
Then you will be waiting for quite some time.

Lmao yea, been waiting for centuries. arent you tired of waiting yet? We are just getting stronger.
Which is beneficial for the rest of the world but you cucks deny that. Pax Americana will last for centuries.

>However, at the same time I do feel the need to defend my country if its slandered to some degree, I'm sure you would do the same if someone started shitting on the British Isles.
Not particularly actually dude. I try to resist the urge. Was what I was trying to say. In a serious conversation I might try to set the record straight, but here, in a meme thread? Fuck that lol

I see Trump being elected as a desperate movement of americans to deny their country is slowly going to shit. Sure, it probably won't happen in the next decade, but I can see China leading the world for the next century.

You had your chance, merka, and you let it go.

You have to understand that many of my countrymen here haven't traveled internationally (or not, could be wrong) and therefore take things like the banter on Sup Forums a little too seriously.
>Try to resist the urge
Most of us see no reason to. Though it damages our own image and reputation, we have a history of being belligerent assholes and sometimes it become prudent to re-live history.
>Here, in a meme thread
There are quite a few anti-American threads that pop up on Sup Forums every day, and it appears that many posters vehemently despise literally everything having to do with us. It's hard not to respond in a similar fashion.

Alright. So since the Soviets were showing interest on a country, that not only wasn't communist, but its government was actually fighting said groups, the logical conclusion is... that it had to be couped.
Magnificent strategy, way to make allies and make capitalism so much better than communism.

And btw, Guevara died 10 years before the coup. What is it with Americans consistently going into a "let me tell you about your country" to justify their fuckery?

t. takes the banter far too seriously

1. It's not just this site. It's a stereotype for a reason.
2. There are a lot of legitimate reasons to dislike America, it's not personal, don't take it as such.
3. Pride comes before a fall.

Daddy knows best, America-san

>Science
>1%

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEE

>"let me tell you about your country"
this is literally what all of you do on Sup Forums. There are always 2 or 3 threads going about us with thousands of foreign experts explaining us what we do wrong and what we should do better.

Whataboutism.
Dunno if you're the burger he was replying to, but there's a difference between spouting memes/casual observations and making serious faux pas based on your ignorance of history.

Yeah, but here's the key difference: We make up cheap lies to poke fun of other anons on an anonymous malaysian carpentry appreciation imageboard.
The American government makes up cheap lies that end up destabilizing countries that haven't attacked them.

I generally shit on every interventionist country regardless of who they are. It just so happens that the US is the biggest of them all.

>It's a stereotype for a reason
I know. I also see little reason to curb it since that same zeal keeps our SJWs at bay. At the risk of sounding paranoid, many of us do not want to go the way of Europe for a couple reasons.
>There are a lot of legitimate reasons to dislike America
I'm aware, however a lot of Americans will inevitably take it personally. I sometimes do, or if not then I try to at least argue to the best of my abilitiy
>Pride comes before the fall
We've always been a rather prideful country, for good or ill. I don't see that changing anytime soon. Its become partly ingrained in our culture and how we do things.
>Daddy knows best
Ruling disparate landmasses separated by vast distances isn't quite the same as the situation my country is in (barring Alaska and Hawaii).

Another problem is that the Us vs. Them mentality is rather pervasive here, so it becomes natural for many to go from 0 to 100 in defense of perceived slights against themselves/their "people"/their country. So perhaps in the end, our failures are byproducts of our own system. But in the end, its not the worst system in the world and we haven't gone down yet.

Because it's over 50% of discretionary spending, you retard.

>We make up cheap lies
Yes, and I am genuinely admiring the military might of my country. See, you guys are cheap. Just cheap. And I am a patriot. I am a bigger person than you.

> shit on every interventionist
I am an interventionist and enjoying every moment of it. Ridding the world of the terrorist shitskins and commies is a good cause, isn't it?

Then why give me a whole string of replies, many of wich factually wrong when you could have just replied to with "Yes, I am all of that"?
Unless you think some of that is shameful. But that can't be, you're proud of that apparently

>interventionist
This hasn't gotten us much in the way of returns buddy. At least not our recent ones. The ability to blast the shit out of much of the world is appealing, but not always the best course of action.

>Ruling disparate landmasses separated by vast distances isn't quite the same as the situation my country is in (barring Alaska and Hawaii).
You are the biggest imperialists on the planet bar none. It's the hypocrisy I find breathtaking personally ;)

Call it what you want, it's straight up colonialism.
And of course it doesn't benefit the common man in your country, nothing there does. Benefits those that matter though - so perhaps if you pull yourself up by your bootstraps you'll see the merit!

kek, you really think that i give a shit? i started this thread of course i am replying to you to bump it

>Biggest imperialists
Well not in the physical sense, though in most others probably. Want me to apologize and beg forgiveness for it? Because you won't get that. Through design and happenstance we rose to become the penultimate power in the world, and quite frankly I don't mind us being in that position simply because if we step down we open ourselves to being undermined by other nations who seek to become more powerful.
>The hypocrisy
Problem is you give us two options. Essentially become a boring non-entity that only patrols its own territory (thus leaving other countries to possibly form larger coalitions to usurp us or pull a reverse of one of our tactics to try and subvert our culture like the USSR did), or keep going with what we have had going.

Also, you're one to talk considering how you've anglicized much of the world. We only learned from the best.

>i dont even care lol

And just like this, my first greentext shows how precise it is

>Straight up colonialism
We're not grabbing clay anymore you moron.
>Bitching about the common man
You're one of the socialists on this board aren't you?
>Pull yourself up by your bootstraps
Multiple members of my family have done so, I don't see a problem with the idea. Before you start bitching no, I don't think the current economy is very conducive towards the idea and yes there are plenty of corporate practices that I despise, but I don't think going towards socialism is the answer.

Also don't particularly have a problem with colonialism since if that hadn't happened, I wouldn't be here.

We were better for the world tho. WW2 was a mistake. Not feeling a sense of superiority, just sadness.

It was spot on m8

Thanks man

>The ability to blast the shit out of much of the world is appealing
Exactly. And being on Sup Forums while this is happening feels really good. Look at these butthurt argies etc. Priceless.

>Better for the world
Cannot entirely disagree with you there.
>WW2 was a mistake
Regardless, we happened to come out of it in a rather nice position and were thus able to start solidifying the superpower position. Yes, that involved a lot of extremely shady CIA/foreign affairs shit. No, for the most part I won't defend those actions. They've already happened and any sort of apology today for them would be largely seen as weakness.
>Just sadness
I'd feel sad too, you had one of the greatest Empires in history.
You're ignoring the second part of that sentence.

The irony of course being, you'll never be able to pull yourself up by the bootstraps enough to be part of the elite. Don't kid yourself otherwise.

I agree capitalism and democracy are the best systems we have btw, but Thatcher and Reagan were a mistake.

I am actually fairly right leaning, but by Sup Forums or American standards I'm a socialist, yeah.

>You're ignoring the second part of that sentence.
Well there are other threads for serious discussion. I created this thread so they could post their deep analysis in green text thinking they are somehow """exposing""" us lmao

>to be a part of the elite
Don't really want to be a part of the elite. Their lives are quite often less than rosy, and having too much power/money does things to people. I wish to have enough to allow me to achieve my primary goals in life and facilitate the means to pursue happiness.
>Thatcher and Reagan were a mistake
Depends on who you talk to. I do like Reagan for the whole flag-waving and Patriotic part, but at the same time I'm well aware of his deficiencies.
>That quote
Problem is as I previously mentioned that whole Us vs. Them mentality is rather prevalent. And what leftist groups that do exist here don't exactly do much to mend that mentality at all. Furthermore, existing/historical examples of Socialism do not appeal to me very much.

I see, fair enough.
>Other threads for serious discussion
Here that's always a 50/50 for a probable troll thread.

Leftist groups are cancer. But even our most stauch freemarketers wouldn't dare TOUCH the NHS because it would be the death of their careers. I think good socialist policy can actually heal those divisions more than exacerbate them - gives people some vested interest in larger society. Instead of this I gots mine mentality, which is fuckin everywhere now.

Thatcher and Reagan introduced the capitalist system we have now. Fucked us all long term, but at least we weren't subject to helicopter rides I suppose. Sup Forums like to go on about the "frankfurt school" - if you google the "chicago school" and Milton Friedman, that's what I meant.

>Good socialist policy
Is damn hard to find, and with the current leftist groups here nigh impossible. Maybe in the 1920s but certainly not today.
>Give people some vested interest in larger society
Bit difficult to do that. We're fucking huge, and while Americans have many things that they have in common its real hard for me to give a fuck about the welfare of people several states over. I have a rather cautious view of humans.
>But we'd all be better off
Possibly. At the same time I don't feel like giving the time and effort to pretend I care about every single American.

>pretend I care about every single fellow countryman
Somehow many euros here always pretend that they do. Muh egalite.

And here was me believing aspiration to principles was a noble pursuit

everything is going well as my plan

I feel sorry for SK.

I really hate them