Guys, I need help. I bought some crack but I don't have one of those pipes that crackheads use...

Guys, I need help. I bought some crack but I don't have one of those pipes that crackheads use, what are some DIY alternatives to smoke it?

Bonus points for something that requires minimum effort.

Take some broken us cord and pull out all of the tiny wires inside of it. Burn off all of shit on the wires and put that in a metal tube

Lightbulb

put in pan/ oven. have fun! or just eat the fucker, that'll work. i don't have experience in crack, but i do in medical science, so it should metabolize just the same.

My friend brought a homemade crack pipe to school once when I was in high school.

It was a regular light bulb with the insides taken out from the bottom. The white stuff on the inside washes out with water and just remove the whole middle part of the bottom (the black circle part) and the inside filaments.

He had a 2 liter bottle cap screwed onto the end with a straw going through it.

So I guess you just put the crack into it and screw it back together and hold the lighter under the bulb

Steel wool in a socket. 3/8 deep is a good size.

Thats for pot isnt it?

Put it in your pooper with a sharpie

Inject in your dick whole

Go to your local head shop and ask for an 'oil burner' (aka crack pipe). They're like 4 bucks

that's for meth you dipshit. crack needs contact with the flame. meth doesnt

hole or whole?... either way that sounds interesting

This plus hollow antenna

Just smoke weed like a normal person

>find something that can be heated without decomposing (ex: glass container that can let air pass through)
>heat it up
>breath vapors
>???
>profit

7-11. or liquor store sells these things, imagine my surprise when I they learned they weren't really presents to give your GF of valentines.

Well as it turns out your now a crackhead

Chop your dick off. Hollow it out and use the tip as the bowl. Since its so little, you'll get a better high cause the crack will get to you faster.

Back when I was a crackhead, I liked using soda cans the most. It was easy to make and could be disposed of easily.

Take your can, push one side near the bottom in about a half-inch. In the middle of the dent, poke like 10 little holes with a pin or tack. Test the airflow by sucking on the mouth piece. You don't want it too airy, but it shouldn't be a struggle.
Burn a cigarette for the ash. Ash the cigarette on top of the holes. Crush the ashes gently to make a bed for your crack. This is so it doesn't just drop down to the bottom of your can as soon as the heat hits it.

Honestly though. If you're going to keep this shit up and want something more permanent... Go find a thin metal pipe, roughly the same length and thickness of a crack pipe. Find like one inch of hose that fits the end so you don't burn your lips. Get steel wool. All of this shit can be found in the trash. Literally.
The handiness of using a tube and brillo pad is that after a bit of use, you can push the brillo through the tube, collecting the residue on the inside and giving you what is essentially free hits.

what draws people to crack ive wondered, like what led you to crack. pretty much everyone knows its really bad for you and highly addictive so why smoke crack?

because he's a stupid piece of shit.

>Go find a thin metal pipe, roughly the same length and thickness of a crack pipe

crackhead genius recommends that if you want to make a crack pipe, use a piece of pipe roughly the size of a crack pipe

Light bulb
Aluminium can
Small glass bottle

Bitch that's parmesan cheese

Aluminium can with cig ashes works great

Call the cops, they'll send you a free crackpipe.

If you wanna fuck up your life try meth. Although it's probably less addictive, let me know how good the crack is. I doubt I'll ever try it.

Make a foil boat put lighter under

I'm not OP, I am I Stoarted with just regular cocaine one day when I visited a friend room in the barracks. He had it on a playboy magazine in his desk drawer. He offered a line. I accepted.
The same night I was buying more. $40 became $80. $80 became $200. Within a few weeks I was dropping $1-2k a week on the shit.
Eventually I was going AWOL and one night whilst hiding in a shitty hotel room with people I didn't know, I saw someone smoking it. They had recently started and warned me that it's a whole lot more addictive than simply doing rails. I ignored their warning and took a hit. They were right.

This habit continued until I had spent all of my $80k in savings and had participated in sucking up the donated small lotto winning of a friends uncle which came to a total of $140k in daily $5000 increments.
This ended abruptly when on guy from our secret military crack crew got caught and ratted us all out.
I received a dishonorable discharge and am no longer employable in and government establishment.

I've been sober since 2009.

Crack goes good with black tar.

Lol

No shit. I could have recommended he use a fucking paper towel tube and a cotton ball because it's the same shape. But I'm not a fucking idiot.

use the barrel of a gun and put it in your mouth then pull the trigger

I found out my little brother is on heroin, and his reason for it was one of the greatest things I had ever heard.

>"calm down! Im only using it to come down off the crack"
>my sides were like a 16 dice

>But I'm not a fucking idiot.

Yes, you are.

Pipescreen or any substitute and the barrel of a metal pen. That should work fine, I think crack is supposed to be smoked one hitter style.

What I used to do when I based. Get foil, make it the shape of a rose, put the crack in the spot where the crack fits and inhale from the stem of your foil rose. Don't hold the lighter too close to burn it, just close enough to melt it. Inhale. Smoking crack really isn't rocket science

Ha that's fucked

Okay, you got me. I'm an idiot for suggesting something similar to what he can not get.
Good for you pal. Good job.

You need to melt the rock so yeah. Also OP why smoke crack alone? You're going to need something to take the edge off like smack or good benzos.

Good you deserve it, scumbag.

thats really sad to hear but im glad to know that youve since kicked it, im in college and one of my good friends has been doing coke. i tried to warn that faggot not to do it, i hope he doesnt end up on rocks too

Crack makes smack so much better. Seriously when you take a hit of crack when you're near nodding it's fucking godlike

He also sells crack to his dad. The guy is a fucking cartoon character I swear.

He has no driving licence and sells weed in a stolen van. The police know him so well they just take his weed and let him drive off, no ticket, fine, court appearance, seizure of vehicle, nothing.

Put it on a piece of foil, hold a lighter under it, and inhale through a rolled up piece of paper.

I can understand why you would say that. But I'm not really a scumbag.
Nearly ten years sober. I've got a family, a house and a stable income.
I've literally went from the top, to the bottom, and back to the top with no help.

What are you?

Won't melt your rock right

I don't smoke crack, not OP

Asking people on Sup Forums why are you a degenerate lel

Gas stations sell those little plastic roses in those glass bottles with the bulbs on the end for this exact purpose. Same for Chore Boy brand copper scrub for use as a filter, 100% Copper means there's no coating so you won't die from those fumes. God speed future speed king.

Not OP but I've habitually smoked crack for about two decades

That's crazy as fuck. You live somewhere rural or have connections?

I bet, but I have problems with other drugs let alone life ruining ones.

>gf just walked in
>tv is half typed in pornhu...
>"are you high again?!'
>no
>polo nose and lines on the table

ask for a rose because they do not have these in the open. I gotta go to a shady store and they take you in a back room with all sorts of roses. they got legal pipes illegal pipes all sorts of shit just go to nig owned store.

or some buzz and smokes are handy

Nice
I tried meth a couple times and hated it
>inb4 shitty meth, it wasn't

Just a really bad estate in Yorkshire

because i dont hang out with crackheads in real life so this is the best way to get a first person point of view from a real live crackhead? are you retarded

Meth makes me too fucking edgy and it lasts far too long.

Do coke like a real middle class white boy piece of shit

I smoked crack once and didn't stop for 9 months straight.
Might as well just skip the pipe and go to this.

The comedown from crash must be shitty too though

you are the retard m8 this is not reddit there is alot of white trash here idiot you clearly are a newfaggot

go to the corner store nearest to where you bought that shite and ask for "stem".. you fucking idiot... enjoy your life of misery

funking junkies in this thread.

Benzos save the day.

Not really in the old days the 90s I'd take a couple Clonazepam and go to bed or do some opiates with the benzos. Same know the 2000s. Now it's the 2010s and you can get even stronger benzos online even cheaper.

Check out this guy. NERD.

i did coke from your grandmas ass cheeks fagg

True, but benzos won't fix the severe depression or laziness after the crash.

fucking nerds in a crack thread.

Be like a nigger. Use an empty soda can

Samefag here it's going to depend on the person but honestly I've never had a drugs problem and have been steadily employed for over two decades in finance I just like to party on the weekends

fucking rich white middle class faggot go back to smoking weed and listening to trash rap faggot

Thats the thing, they do. Obviously they don't perk you up but they make everything "OK".

Im necking 10mg xanax a night.

why would you buy crack?

Never really had that problem for me the benzos always sorted things I guess it depends how long you party too. I've never really gone past a day smoking crack usually a 12 hour session

This

It's better to buy coke and cook your own lot cheaper that way

Fucking this
>Source: I live in a shitty trailer park infested with niggers and crack addicted rednecks down south.

Only the dumbest cunts touch meth or crack.

Eat a dick cunt, i grew up so poor my families idea of cereal was torn up breed and tap water.

Go full degenerate m8 or stay a full teeth normie lol

I did 10 days straight and went into a psychotic state. Heard my friend's gf say i raped her, even though her mouth didnt move, so i tried to stab him to death before he killed me.

Took a few nitrazepam and diazepam mix to knock me out

Take empty soda can. Dent in the side of can. Take a blade and cut tiny holes in can. If you smoke cigarettes put some ashes over the holes......put crack on ashes and smoke that shit.

Definitely not cheaper if you're smoking all of it

MCAT you dumb twat.

well you belong to these piece of shit thread shithead

My old man had full dentures by the time he was 35 from grinding his teeth on pinga's.

What does a medical test have to do with smoking rocks

alright OP listen up, im gonna tell you how to blaze this crack faster than you can smoke it

step 1 : go to the bathroom (everything you need will be here)

step 2 : take crack out and hover over the toilet

step 3 : turn your hand so the crack falls into the toilet

step 4 : flush

step 5 : get a hobby

what about it?, you pass it and still take meth?

Ya go to the shitty gas station usually owned by Arabs and buy one of the little pipes with the tiny roses in it like everyone else.

4Methcathinone/4MMC/MCAT

I know, I've never actually done drugs
Everything I've contributed I've learned second hand.

Fucking dipshit crackhead what the fuck are you talking about?

oh

Research chemicals idiot

It's not an RC anymore, it well established itself in the UK as a fucking powerhouse of a drug.

Plenty of experience with drugs, it's how i know you'll ruin your fucking life with crack.
Brothers an addict, father spent most of his life an addict, lost a mate to OD 6 years back.