Gimme your best tips for having sex with a blind girl

Gimme your best tips for having sex with a blind girl.

brush your teeth

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Don't show her your dick she'll die laughing.

Top tip even for seeing girls Beer breath is a great turn off

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Let the bumps on your nipples tell your story

It's not easy. I'm a counselor at a special needs camp. I have dated several blind women and slept with 2 of them. The usual conceded female bullshit doesn't apply- they have no clue how good they look. You better have a good conversation game and try to relate more to books and music. Hope it works out.

Ear muffs are must

OP here. Thats the best answer I have got. Ty

go to hammer town and scream "im gonna fuck the sight back into you" she'll probably get mad tell you to stop but dont stop if she tries to tell someone you raped her its not like she can point you out or describe you

Tell her she IS looking good. Works specially with non native english speakers.

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>Relate to books and music
>Relate to BOOKS
>BOOKS
>BLIND

You not heard of Braille?

Ever heard of Braille, you dumbcuck?

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Never ask her how she know when to stop wiping her ass after a dump.

You stupid virgin fuck. Books are tv for blind people.

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Hi Sup Forums. Can your rate them?

Also that face of envy , since her blind friend has better body shape.

>books are tv for blind people
I dont know why Im laughing so hard at this

Moar

Secretly fuck her in the ass. She's blind so she won't see where you're fucking her.

how can her blindness be real if our eyes arent real, bro?

keep the MLP videos on mute, when your're fucking
so she won't know you need ponies to get an erection

serious q here

does size matter to them as much?

I always wondered if it was a visual or tactile thing

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When you finish cum on her face. She'll never see it coming.

>Doesn't know what braille is
>Doesn't know what audiobooks are
fam

Record

You gotta hand it to her.

(My favorite joke)

This motherfucker right here..