Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

Why haven't you fucked a prostitute yet?

How often do you fap to traps?

Because I am poor and a fucking pussy.

I don't.

bump

Why not?

Work?

Because traps are gay.

I work in a supermarket. Molecular biologist by training.

It's not that hard to save up 200 bucks in 10 years.

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

What are some of your favorite damaging spells to cast on your enemies or friendly spells to cast on your friends?

Why are you so underemployed.

I mean worst case you can teach in a hs.

That's true. Haven't saved money though.

>Why are you so underemployed.

Average grades. Not very successful PhD. Oversupply of mol bio PhDs on the market.

>I mean worst case you can teach in a hs.

In Germany, you need to study pedagogy for that.

You seem proud of still being a virgin. I would be trying rid myself of it as if it were a disease if I were you. I guess you want to fail biologically

Can't you take a class in pedagogical formation or a certificate or something?

You can probably meet a chick there.

And seriously, can't get laid in Germany?
(Rammstein - Pussy)

Dude, just go to honduras or el salvador or some shit country like that and you'll be drowning in pussy. They glorify foreigners, specially europeans

How did this happen

>Can't you take a class in pedagogical formation or a certificate or something?

No. In order to become a teacher in Germany, you have to study for 3 - 5 years.

>And seriously, can't get laid in Germany?

Couldn't get laid either in the Netherlands, UK and US (where I studied).

Autism. Or shit like that.

Are you a wizard?

>Couldn't get laid either in the Netherlands, UK and US (where I studied).

Come on man, you can't be THAT ugly. Murican bitches are sooo easy. Seriously, tell us what's wrong with you

you must be ugly

My money is on him having a smaller than small penis

I'm not ugly. But looks don't matter. What matters is charisma, personality, eloquence, humour etc. and I have the charme of a wet piece of toast.

Latino women are filth on average. Plus try are disloyal as all hell

Penis size is average. Pic related.

>34 year old

are you the same autistic faggot who used to post the 33 year old virgin threads? i'm going to assume so.

therefore, my question is, when was your birthday? quite recent i'm assuming.

April.

What do you think went wrong 16 years ago and how could you have avoided it.

Then what is your major malfunction? I guess you weird fetishes or something? Or are you perhaps a raging homosexual?

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happy late birthday, mate. take a drink for me, and i'll do the same for you!

if that's you then i'd fuck you but I have a boi pucci. Do you have beard on your neck? Get the fuck off Sup Forums and fuck a broad.

Or do what most of us do, turn to rape. Clears your mind for a while.

How..??

Ive seen your threads before user.

My shit personality was present long before that.

No fetishes. Not very gay. Just dull and boring.

Friend is virgin and will turn 30 in two years.
Are the legends true, will he turn into a wizard?

would you fuck a nigger op?

If female and not terribly fat - then yes.

That's not valid. You are in shape. You don't seem that retarded. Your penis is not tiny.I guess you just want to be special so if you lost your virginity now you'd just be another faggot or you it raped or molested as a child and have been traumatized

Nigger lover

would you let me suck your virgin dick for €200? You won't even notice the difference, bro

>You are in shape. You don't seem that retarded. Your penis is not tiny.

All of that doesn't matter.

To whom you fucking waste of human life?! For fucks sake just stop wasting resources and die you fucking massive faggot bitch

Nah I meant German brothels are cheaper than 200.

Turks on welfare visit brothels. I'm trying to understand how poor can you be that you can't afford it.

Expand more on shit personality.

You complain too much and offer no solutions. You're just a whiny brat and should consider anheroing

is the whole wizard magic thing true? I need to know as a soon to be wizard myself.

Google Jordan Schlansky.

Duh.

It's a lie bro.

dammit

OP is a faggot, yes he is indeed

No u.

did you eve hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

Seems like you have no issues with being an overall cunt and your objection to being a kissless virgin stems from your narcissistic personality.

Do you stroke yourself while looking at the mirror?

have you ever considered a plain to ugly chick? they are just as desperate as you, some maybe just as autistic

19 and I have never even hugged a girl, Im honestly scared for my future and at the same time, dont really care.

>Seems like you have no issues with being an overall cunt

Whether or not I have issues with it, I am a cunt.

>Do you stroke yourself while looking at the mirror?

Half of the time. The other half, I wanna slit my fucking wrists.

I usually go for 5/10.

You're still young bitch.

young or old a betas a beta, social skills only get worse with age so thanks for the support.. I guess.

bump

I dont get it. You have nice body. How the fuck are you a virgin.

Idk op, post your face. Body looks fine, cant judge. Need face...

Lack of personality

Full face.