Who's this guy? Heard he was called Dan or something

Who's this guy? Heard he was called Dan or something.

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Which one?

Yeah, that's Dan Schneider.

I think he might be Dan "Along came a Schnieder and crept up inside her" Schnieder, but I'm not sure.

Nah bro, that's Big Dan "I'll make you famous if I can finger your anus" Schnieder.

No, no, it's Dan "If I married someone older the FBI will close their folder" Schnieder.

Dan "Stick His Dick Inside Her" Schneider.

Dan "If you want to sing, let me finger your ring" Schnieder

Incey wincey Schnieder climbed up her spout
Down came Lorraine and found the Schnieder out
Out came all the lawyers and gagged poor Lorraine
So Incey Wincey Schnieder climbed up her spout again

old "soda can" dan

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Dan Schnieder sat on a school wall
Then Dan Schnieder had a big fall
All Nicolodeon's lawyers and all of their men,
Had to take out a injunction for Schnieder again.

That's how he put in in her anus.

Dan "Got Ariana Grande pregnant and forced her via his management, who's now his wife, to have an abortion" Schnieder.

have you seen her now O_O?

Dan "Smile for the camera, then I'll hammer ya" Schnieder.

Post pic.

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So?
Have you saw Dan recently?
He's doing much better.

Plus he claimed that throat and anus in its prime. It's expired now.

How have I seen Dan ? Nope check outside your local elementary school.

Who is he? The luckiest motherfucker on the planet. He been fuckin Nickelodeon girls since before you were born.

Doubt that

Dan "Pussy Divider" Schnieder

Her eyes scream "Help me"

Need moar for... research

Dan "If you want your own show those knickers must go" Schnieder

Dan "If you want the part then lube up where you fart" Schnieder

Dan "Slam the Lamb" Schneider
Dan "thicker than a Tennessee torah scroll" Schneider
Dan "hey little girls, want some candy?" Schneider
Dan "got kicked out of cub scouts for eating the brownies" Schneider
Dan "I'll make you famous" Schneider
Dan "you'll do it, and like it if you want the job" Schneider
Dan "The Bad Man with Fast Hands" Schneider
"Steely" Dan Schneider
Dan "The Human Casting Couch" Schneider
Dan "The Grande Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Amanda Bind her" Schneider
Dan "Sturdy the Dirty McCurty" Schneider
Dan "Victoria, Just us" Schneider
Dan "Tinted Windows" Schneider
Dan "The Legendary Cherry Ferry" Schneider
Dan "relax your throat like a big girl" Schneider
Dan "not even Bill Murray will believe you" Schneider
Dan "you tell anyone and your family dies you little whore" Schneider
Dan "I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her,
Because I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise" Schneider

Dan "you got the role, now prepare your asshole" Schnieder

Idk what's going on here, but for the record I'm into it...

I believe he's called "Dan Pops your cherry Schneider"

Dan "I've got a goal and my goal is your hole" Schnieder.

Dan "because I can" Schnieder

Dan "Your hole used to be tight and now it's Grande" Schnieder.

Hi Dan.

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Dan detected.

Dan "My balls on your nose, and My tongue on my your toes" Schneider

Dan "any holes a goal" Schneider

>$180,000 per Icarly episode
Memes aside, I bet Dan the Man had forcy fun time with Miranda in exchange for that insane paycheck.

Dan "I'm the writer, suck me" Schneider

Dubs reveal the truth.

You can see the pain in Miranda's eyes in this one.

Dan "if you want the money, let me cum on your tummy" schneider

Don't icarly had a cum overdose at some frat party? Dan trained her well if true lol

it's a strange thing how people like this have to kind of show it to the world. they can't just keep it to themselves. same thing with serial killers it's like they have to show it off to the world and are guilty before even being proven guilty of anything.

Dan " gape that tight little cunt for the camera, you stupid sexy slut. Stop crying! " schneider

is he a pedo or something? that look though.

Is he pedo? youtu.be/1m49GSVqeOo

The "ghost" has DSL's for days. Just saying.

That rumor has stuck to a few people. Last person I heard it attached to was Lil' Kim. I don't think it's true. Porn stars do bukkake and are fine afterwards.

i wouldn't doubt it. they're basically co-workers right? you know how female co workers get with male co workers. rubbing up on them hre and there, sneaking an innocent touch here and there, flirtations here and there, after work drinks here and there, etc.

A former starlet doing crazy stuff at college parties... Probably it's true. Who knows? But you know the rules, pics or it didn't happen.

She was (allegedly) known as "the ghost" for her propensity to be covered in jizz.

Interesting, to say the least... Do you know that for a fact, or is it just a campus rumor?

Stop bragging, Dan!

Ah yes.
"the ghost". A buddy of mine was there and called me the next morning to tell me about it. I didn't believe him at first, but it's hard not to after all these other people came forward saying identical shit.

I know for a fact that it's just campus rumor made in Sup Forums, it's a campus rumor that never circulated the campus or anywhere besides the internet.

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with with the curly hair knows

mm... I'd take the bait. Elaborate a bit. What your friend told you?

living the dream

Thought that was a young john candy

>her propensity to be covered in jizz.
backstory?

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He told me she was super fucked up. Someone invited her because she was one of the boys cousins. And a group of guys kept making moves on her. And eventually she gave in, and they took her into a room. He didn't partake but they kept face fucking her. They tried to fuck the pussy but she had shit her pants.

Anyways, so they kept busting inside her mouth and shit. She was gone. After about the 15th or so guy, she threw up cum. Everywhere. All over herself. She was covered in nut.

There is nothing wrong with being a sex addict. It's her life, she can do whatever she wants. Just leave her alone, faggots.

there's nothing wrong with criticising people. it's our life we can do whatever we want

Wow! Dunno if that’s hot or disgusting. Was she drugged or so?

I think she was just drunk as fuck. But from the sound of it, I wouldn't be surprised if someone slipped something in her drink. I know I would've.

>Wow! Dunno if that’s hot or disgusting.
that's most likely fake newfag

more details? greentext welcome, btw

>checked
that's Dan "the man dick as thick as a soda can" Schneider

i member

That's Dan "Makin' the Loli Gape Wider" Schneider

Probably. But it's a good story. I want to hear more of it anyways.

Dan "let me see if you want the job" Schneider

>After about the 15th or so guy, she threw up cum
moar pls

Dan "ya rim the hole, ya gets the role" Schneider

Is your friend gay lol? He didn't facefucked that beauty for real?

It's Dan "to be the next Hannah Montana, come sit on my banana" Schneider.

youtube.com/watch?v=XGlTS8aMBxM

I love these stories

Yeah, thats Dan "hold her tighter, shes a fighter" schneider.

>her tears
everytime

Kek, this story has been told with [insert famous young actress] for over a decade.

If anyone believes this, you are beyond retarded.

Gold

I chuckled. Good one.

It's Dan "with Disney you've signed, now your anus is mine" Schneider

Stop shitposting here and go back to acting, Miranda. Your career is dead as hell.

Dan the van Schneider

dont insult the legend like that

I always love these threads.

Serious question. What happened with her career? Did she quit acting?

she was on a series last year and still does voice work iirc

what the fuck is a "cum overdose"

Ask your mother.

>till does voice work
Only? I don't want to sound mean, but that's pathetic.

Are you still here, Sup Forumsbro? Told us more details, please.