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Where's the floof?
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2nd for Septic Flesh
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This fucking song

>Ulver

To the user that suggested Ulver to me. Loved the chanting, like that more then the usual grunting and screaming. Also the slow parts are really beautiful, do they have full songs like that?

OHHHHH HEBBY MEHTUL
HEBBY MEHTUL
HEBBY MEHTUL
SAMURAI!!!!!

is metal even real? seems to me no one can even agree on what it really is. is linkin park metal? is nickelback metal? no one knows. its like fascism.

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hey newfriend
try some stoner metal
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not my favourite album but probably the most newfriend-friendly

Any metal this is as Kawaii is this
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fascism can definitely be defined and so can metal, go back to Sup Forums

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>responding to low energy baitposts
baka

Who is the Radiohead of metal?

>mainstream acid bath

Does anyone actually like anything?

even dsbm can't reach their level of whinyness

Deafheaven

deathgrips

Opeth

>liking things

>popular eyehategod

>radiofriendly grief

>tfw she liked this band

>sellout fistula

>recommending stoner metal to newfriends
It's like you want to speed up the nu-male epidemic

Not really, not full songs. You might also like In The Woods - Heart Of The Ages and Fleurety - Min Tid Skal Komme

>arena rock meth drinker

but if he likes trad he can't be a nu male

Stoner is basically what happens to trad when you castrate it

Then recommend him Sabbath and nothing else

give me the most euphoric metal and the m'lady leaves unharmed

>nu metal noothgrush

Fuck off, this kid needs to listen to the thrash gods and then move on to heavier stuff or just leave all together

>trendy crowbar

>wigger iron monkey

Atheist

Deftones

>child molestation church of misery

>of metal

everyone and their dogs knows sabbath
to me it's more like sludge without the meth, but I see what you mean.
nothing wrong with enjoying a little bit of stoner tho, it's when it's all you listen to that you're a definitive nu-male

>overrated melvins

>nothing wrong with enjoying a little bit of stoner tho
Point is, it's a terrible suggestion for someone so new to metal. You'd be severely stunting his ability to enjoy the whole spectrum of metal.

>mayhem festival corrupted

This
At least have him listen to some basic heavy metal or something, maybe Judas Priest or Motorhead.

>family-friendly lord mantis

>watered-down kylesa

has metal made you a more jaded person over the years?

>modern buzzov•en

people were linking him melodeath so I tought I'd reccomend something else than the usuals
but yeah, pic related is probably what's best for newfriends

metal no, /metal/ yes

No, work has.

but anyways I think the guy left so who cares

That metal that the singer sings something about richard dawkins and and musically tips his own fedora in song

Add Venom and Bathory's first two albums to that list.

>when somebody hides your memepost

Were you that faggot posting Dimmu Borgir and Slipknot?

I wish I could take credit for that

>hipster dystopia

This

Thrash is for monkeys

>forced meme fudge tunnel

post week

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long time reader first time poster

>sexually abused as a child by his stepfather Godflesh

Listen to Nest you newfag

Is this supposed to be an actual critique of the genre? What do you listen to, my friendly novus masculinus?

++ Terrorizer
+ Dismember, Vader, Maiden
- deadmeme5
--- fucking Rancid

not metal enough

This

Stoner is the kind of subgenre you try out when you already have an aquired taste, it would be like recomending doom metal to someone who just started. You can't appreciate the songs if you havent developed your taste in metal

I'm a fucking mess, I know.

unironically

Ulver - Bergtatt

Hearing too much shitty metal has.

COOOOOOOOOOnfused mind

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+Terrorizer, Minutemen, Speedboozer
+Terrorizer, Katalepsy, MA, best Swans, Dystopia, Brainbombs
+Sleep, Sabbath, Midnight

>tfw the personification of evil takes the form of the Jew
metal for this feel?

what you listenin to at the moment?

listening to Apocrypha - Area 54, pretty meh actually.

++ Brainbombs, Diocletian
+ Slayer, old Pitchshifter, Arghoslent, Nails
- Tool

bretty gud

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s/t, return, and UTSOTBM should be higher

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>nu-males circlejerk A Fine to Day therefore Blood Fire Death is the plebs choice album
fucking bullshit

best bathory album?

Time to post your weirdness, /metal/. What are some oddball things you and only you do?

>won't listen to black metal if I don't think the logo is "cvlt enough"
>refuses to listen to any metal quietly
>I dissociate whenever I listen to Paranoid

Now you.

Blood On Ice for chrissakes. S/t is a close second.

+That Metal
-That abysmal taste in dance music
----- Rancid

+Great DM going on, Swans, Flipper
++Slams, Ministry. Dystopia.

++Good Taste in dance music, the metal there is cool and Steve Reich
-Tool

It could be worse, You could be like me.
You have midnight and the stones there so its cool.

>I dissociate whenever I listen to Paranoid
what did he mean by this?

1984-1991 is all equally good, but 1989-1991 is viking while the previous ones are thrash/1st wave black (and BFD is kind of transitive)

Shut up
I don't listen to american metal. Fight me.
It's snowflake speak for "space out"

What about Canadian metal? Only Ross Bay Cult is true anyways.

+ Midnight, Doors, those sexy black spots

+Rancid - Out of Control is p good
+Some nice metal
-Everything else

+Good tech death and brutal death
-Ministry are cucks

+Diocletian, ATG, Demolition Hammer is best thrash, Necromantia
-Nu male core tool akercocks

Meh

+Decent heavy metal
-Rest

Canadian metal is 10/10

Ayyyy, I see I've spread some luv for Bonehunter!

Oh I also like Cogumelo-era huezillian metal and that's about all I like form the entire continent.