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>Khabib interview on MMA Hour
youtu.be/aJrbaE7EW3w?t=1h32m35s

>Memorable moments from UFC 207
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/10-memorable-moments-from-ufc-207-including-the-destruction-of-ronda-rousey

>Niko Price on the importance of studying film
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/dont-believe-in-studying-film-ufc-newcomer-niko-price-thinks-youre-nuts

>Dana hugged his waifu for 45 minutes after she lost at UFC 207
bloodyelbow.com/2017/1/2/14147290/mma-news-dana-white-after-ufc-207-i-went-in-there-and-hugged-ronda-rousey-for-45-minutes

>Based Khabib offers to pay Ferguson the money he allegedly wants to fight him, proves that Ferguson is, in fact, a scared chicken
twitter.com/TeamKhabib/status/815966148327936003

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Who was/is your WEC boy?

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Who /Reem/ here?

goodman OP

did Stipe tap?

it's been debunked

Me :^)

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uh i see stipe tapping right here

I want to fuck amanda nunes

golden glory for life

>tap
>tap
>tap
>dead

What is the hold Overeem is doing called?

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Conor unironically doesn't have great boxing. He has good movement and accuracy but his right hand outside of a few jabs is almost non-existent. He's almost like a right handed southpaw that never learnt how to do it right.

stfu croatnigger. He clearly tapped

Cro Cop is also a little bitch that got rekt by Schaub.

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What was his game plan?

why use the right when the left was getting the job done?

he incorporated it a lot more in the diaz rematch

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Undereem is getting knocked out by Hunt and it will be the end of his UFC career. We'll see him on horse meat in RIZIN after a few years of inactivity.

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What is the best version of reem?

How will Hunt react fighting another roider

Obviously Faber

mmajunkie.com/2017/01/max-holloway-will-defend-the-interim-title-10-times-if-champ-jose-aldo-isnt-available

>I want Waldo
>Ok lets fight
>No, you're always injured
>I said lets do it
>I'm injured
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>Quit ducking me

FACT: The highest rates of domestic abuse are found in lesbian relationships.

mmafighting.com/2017/1/2/14147948/cody-garbrandt-aiming-for-money-fight-with-jose-aldo-next-wants-to-test-his-chin

Aldo x Cody at 145, who ya got

he'll tap like Stipe did

Why

hi /heem/

asking for a suicidal friend

is this a good way to stand for boxing defense?

who's the man of that relationship

Threadly reminder

>i dont know what a tap is and how does it look post

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I won't say Cody has no chance since I said that before 207, but Cody will be giving up too much reach to Aldo, who is a better boxer than Cruz and actually throws with power. Also I think Cody is slightly taller than Aldo, so he'd need to widen his stance to box with aldo so his lead leg will get pulverized

As soon as I saw her head up in the air I knew it was over

pads dont hit back i guess

Aldo via leg kicks

Jab, double jab and then you can do anything you want.

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Especially when Edmond is holding them

The first jab snapped her head back something fierce. Has Ronda's head movement always been this bad? I haven't watched her other fights in ages, can't remember if she lost it or if she never had it.

This is what Will Brooks was saying about Ronda after the Hollendrastanolol Holmsterone fight, that Ronda fought like somebody who spent all day on the heavy bag and not enough in sparring or doing defensive drills.

McGregor lite via fifth round tko

Always

Did a double take, thought that was mike tyson for a second

Childhood is when you believe Nate won the rematch. Adulthood is when you realize the Conor actually won.

Neo Aldo is too good. Even Conor wouldn't KO new back peddaling Aldo.

>tfw no indirect kiss

stealing these from Puke Thomas for the lulz

looks like edmond had ronda doing that ballerina posture drill where you try to balance a book on your head and walk around

Lol yes he would

Yeah, Glory was a fucked up situation.

Ubereem beat him once, he'll do it again

I highly doubt Edmond found any legit sparring partners for Ronda. She should have accepted Mayweather's proposal to teach her how to box.

Young Overeem underrated af

Ansaroff for sure. If you watch some of the embedded stuff you can see her leading Nunes around and talking about making her do stuff. It gives me a tingly feeling in my pants.

Where do you get your news? Don't tell me CNN

I think she has legit PTSD
Poor gal

>you now remember Edmond telling Joe that Ronda was knocking out world boxing champions everyday in training.

He got masterfully TKO'd, Rico bless

What are the versions? I can think of 3 in general
Young Reem
Ogreem
Econoreem

It'd be harder since most of his KOs are when the person is coming in.

Aldo's much better counterpunching than he is leading. Conor can still beat him, but I think people meme >13 seconds so much and forget that Aldo is a dangerous opponent even for him.

>GGG assessed her striking and found NO holes

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When was this?

Not saying you're wrong but you can't say that until they rematch.

Rogan's podcast. August 2015, right after of the Bethe Correia fight. Rogan practically had his tongue up both their asses that episode.

A boxing coach i know who is also champion said he doesn't like MMA striking but Conor is an exception and that he loves watching him,
>overweight dweller
vs
>a boxing champion coach
Hmmm, tough one.

Post PRIDE boys.

>webm related: actually fighting a guy three times your size

He has that "I just finished a training camp in Thailand but I also did a lot of clubbing and fucked a lot of ladyboys" thing about him. Maybe that's where he learned the true benefits of "horse meat".

The Aldo we saw at 200? No, he wouldnt.
At best he would get a third round ko or something like that, but i see Jose playing it safe and winning points by leg kicks.

nunes is the assertive one in the relationship
watch them interact with each other for an extended period of time
in that embedded, nina was like a wife going shopping with her husband

Who's the next champion to fall?

Your pride boy was butterbean?

top kek

Bisping
Cormier

does anyone have a webm with sound for the entire rousey/nunes fight?

Belfort x2
Vovchanchyn
Hunto
Rogers
Werdum
Lesnar
Mir

Plus plenty of other solid contenders in his Pride days and a good showing against Cro Cop before he went scorched earth on his ballsack. Strikeforce HW champ and K-1 GP champ simultaneously. Came very close to winning the UFC HW title in his late 30s.

That's a damn good career.

In this order:

Bisping (Romero)
Cormier (Rumble)
Garbrandt (Dillashaw)

cant wait for this monkey looking fuck to get KTFO by aldo

she has definitely abused her body with steroids

he cant avoid the left the whole fight

leg kick shit is overrated and conor already showed the ability to check them

not to mention conor already owns his soul mentally

in his reign aldo was almost never the smaller guy with shorter reach, let alone against a southpaw who can box

He's going to get UNANIMOUS DECISIONED, lad.

>t. what a monkey face looks like

>Serbian boxing

Which do you think he enjoyed more? Ronda's or Edmond's?

Its a guillotine choke.
Probably the easiest no gi choke.

>no he wouldnt

Yes he would. Contrary to revisionist belief he wasn't that good at all and got tagged by Frankie quite a few times

Anderson Silva was training his Filipino boxing for his fight with Bisping

What makes you think Rumble can beat Cormier this time? Agree with the other two, plus Woodley after that or maybe Stipe since HW is basically Russian Roulette.

Genki was my Pride boy, though I kinda want to see Butterbean vs Baruto in Rizin.

Bisping's the most likely one to lose. The meme answer is Conor, taking into account what happened the last time Sage, Paige and Ronda lost in succession.

>At best he would get a third round ko

>Conor
>finishing anyone after the second round
pick one

>he cant avoid the left the whole fight

well its not like Conor actually finished all his fights by KO, you dumb fuck
people have survived that before, Aldo just got bad lucky that time, also the punch that he managed to land on Conor did a lot of damage

>well its not like Conor actually finished all his fights by KO, you dumb fuck

oh yeah just like 90% of them

compare to Blowgay Aldo who's finished TWO fights his entire UFC career, one of which was the opponent dislocating his own shoulder

webm related, you

There was a time that I thought that we couldn't get a worse MMA sidekick than Artem Lobov, but then Nina Ansaroff had to join the show.

DC aging and suffering multiple injuries
I'm also going to assume Rumble has been working on his wrestling quite a bit, and will come into the fight with a gameplan based around not getting wrestled
When it was on the feet, Rumble was fucking DC up
I think DC will have declined enough by the time they fight again for him to get the KO this time

>king Cody doesn't s-stand a chance against a legit striker like a-almeida
>surely a c-crafty vet like mizugaki will expose him
>C-Cruz is in another level
>dilly d-definitely has his number
You h8rs are pathetic