Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previously on Waifu
>Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips)
>Quints is waifu permakeep for waifu poster
>Octs shuts down waifu
>Little, small, minute RP. Same for ERP
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images, you're posting images. Lurk w/o them
>2D. If 3D, convert to 2D
>Joining means whatever you want it to be
>Most importantly, Im a filthy pre baker

Kneesocks, duh

Ok.

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I already did, if there is one good quality i have is being lucky, he just didn't lower mine enough to put me in the risk zone u.u I actually have some funny story about physics too, but anyway, how does it feel to be the smart kid that everyone at school is asking all kinds of favors to? It must've been really stressful to get over with your classmates.

Filthy early bake.

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IM NOT PROUD

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Best girl

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okay

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I have not, I don't know what to do

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>Horns
Is your waifu from Homestuck?

W-what's with that soft smile you're having? Does that mean this makes you happy? >///<

You should just keep talking to 2B, if you keep talking to her and also be good they'll stop being mean to you in the threads.

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>tfw you sit down and fiddle with one of your nephews toys and later realize it was made for kids with autism

Boku no Hero

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n-no, i just like to smile sometimes

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...You didn't get the joke.

Why just sometimes? It's not like that pretty face of yours will get ruined if you do it slightly more often!

Why are you going so slowly?

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My boyfriend has cute baby pictures ._.

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She's never online and I'm a very good person in general ^^

KILL ALL HOMOSEXUALS AND TRANSGENDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's child porn

pls

No!
He's not naked :o

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Ah I told most people to get fuck when they asked me for help only pulled off bug things like that once or twice. And it was annoying being best at maths and the sciences cos I am so bad at English it just made me look retarded

I know! Geez...Who's that awful person who's ben spreading all these horrible rumors about you? I just hope it's not the same one that did it for me, cause if that's the case then they just have a bad habit of messing with people :/

Oh don't "pls" me, that looks wonderful, you just need...how can i say it, a nose, otherwise you'll turn blue and become the main villain from Harry Potter.

No offence, just thought you were doing it on purpose.

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i am

They gave these to kids with adhd and autism to help them concentrate

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Why? To give the thread a slow and painful death?
That's why I posted it

I have no idea, but that person is a real problem. One of Alice's lap dogs I guess

I can't believe I failed to come sooner!

i have a nose now!

i'm too lazy to do it properly uwu

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I could've surely needed some of your help since math happens to be my weakest subject even though oddly enough i was good at subjects that required math like physics, i'm also really good at english despite it not being my first language, i could've payed you for your help unlike most of the others u.u Where are you from? And wow, did you make that awesome draw?

Kek...Which one of them is not? 2B's also been approached by Alice, can you do me a favor and protect 2B from her? Unlike me you're really skilled at protecting others ^.^

You know, actually when i was little i thought having a nose and ears made people uglier and didn't want these at all, i still think ears are ugly though, luckily enough my hair are long enough to cover them u.u

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that's interesting, I've always liked someone with a good set of proportional ears

I'm from the uk we finish high school at 16 and no i didn't I wish I could draw that well

Quick some one paint me like one of your french girls

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Yare yare daze, i swear, us italians are almost as unlucky as the japs in terms of school, we have 5 fucking years, i have friends all over the world and all of them have fewer years to do in that jail.

Death the Kid is that you? Well...now i'm scared of talking about myself since you'll hate me for the slight imperfection...

>protect from Alice
Elaborate on that mate?

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What age do you star school at

i wouldn't worry about it, i doubt i'll find any

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No drama in the threads mate.

Assuming that you didn't fail middle school (Which happens fairly often here [Yes, kids are that dumb]) you should be starting high school at 13 years and end it at 18 here.

What makes you say that?

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I just asked, damn.

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you seem like a nice person to me so far, haven't seen you do anything mean, plus ur wiffu is qt

forgot pic

excellent thanks
wow that is slow we start at 11 and finish a 16 same time in school they just enslave us earlier

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Only thing i can say is that we were not talking about the Alice you have on these threads, that person is awesome and i wish i could cuddle him 24/7.

Now you're being way too kind, do you want to see me burst in tears? >///< That's because there is nothing more i could ask other than seeing people i enjoy talking with being happy, unfortunately it happens very rarely because i'm so incredibly shy that i will probably never approach these people in the first place if they don't make the first move...

Wait, so what do you guys do once you're done with high school? I mean...technically you're just 16 when you finish it, and it's not like you can already start working since you still need two years to be an adult.

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Oh, I get ya. I got confused because Alice is my boi and I couldnt see how anyone could dislike him. Carry o then, and have a good day/evening/night.

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You go to a 6th form or you can go to a collage or you can start working but at a lower wage in a rely shitty job

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well you made the first move with me! but I don't want to make you cry if I can help it. i'm shy too so i know tf

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Waiwaiwaiwait hold on, are you the Eyuu he kept talking to me about? or the one friend that made him some of his awesome Alice pictures? Even if you're not one of these people i want to thank you for being close and helping him, he truly is an amazing person, and deserves all the love in this world.

At least there you can have a job even if you have yet to be an adult i guess...Here you can't, so if you really need money you either earn them illegally or rely exclusively on your parents, and thus i'll have to wait yet another year to get my hands on a maid outfit...

I didn't do the first move at all! You were the one that replied to me with a qt picture of your waifu first after all, and i kinda felt as if you were one of these special persons i must talk with, so i decided to give the best reply i could in the hope of catching your interest! ^.^

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Not Eyuu. Im Dia, but should Alice ever reference to me somehow, it would be Holo ir Litte Vodka/Kurwa. But nice to meet you.

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yeah you're the one who engaged with me in conversation, i just posted a qt pic at you

I know that feeling I only have a few weeks lef in my home I can wait to move out

Here

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Alice

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I think I've won this thread, gentlemen.

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B.but i did nothing! Listen, you'll have to take full responsibility for it, otherwise how will i ever be able to stal-ehm, search for you in these threads actively?

Nice to meet you as well, just sorry for the horrible first impression i gave you, it's just that when you mentioned Alice i thought you were talking about that same Alice i and that person were talking of, so i panicked and went into full defensive behaviour mode hehe ^.^...-sighs- I'm **, pleasure is all mine!

Oh i see, these threads really are full of traps then u.u I just hope your parents are more tolerant than mine are for these kinds of things, you know, these really strict and religious kinds of parents? These are mine minus for the religious part, still pretty bad overall.

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fine i will baka
i am responsible for everything that has happened here