Dear Sup Forums

Dear Sup Forums,

I would not be asking this if it wasn't of the most urgent of needs, my girlfriend and I are at risk of loosing our small apartment and I ask you, my closest friends for the past 7 years to help out a little if you can.

[email protected]

I understand if no one lends a hand, I have nothing to offer you in return but no matter the outcome, thanks for the keks friendos.

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>7 years.
newfag gtfo muh Sup Forums

>loosing

very redpilled bro

newfag

>you, my closest friends
first off that is the saddest shit
nobody here is your friendo, friendo

secondly you DO have something to offer us in return. Entertainment. What kind of entertainment depends.

Send girlfriend nudes

I'll give you $25 per different nude pic of your girlfriend with timestamp.

post gf's tits

>don't forget my [email protected]
>pls respond

Il give you $50 if you post nudes of girlfriend with [email protected] written on her in lipstick.

How bad do you really want the money OP? I'll also give $35 per webm with timestamp.

Sent.
;)

OP see this:
Write "whore" "slut" on your ass cheeks and take a pic of you spreading them so we can see that hole.

Youre paying too high. 5$ max unless we're getting them to do something particularly bad. We want this to last.

pls respond

Here
How tf am i supposed to convince her to timestamp, shes seen Sup Forums before and would know what im trying to do

HOLY SHIT user THANK YOU!!!! omg! I can't even. I don't know who you are but you just changed my life forever!

>Not me

She doesn't know that you're gonna get kicked out? Or she can't wait to gtfo from your AIDS infested hovel?

You're not me, I'm me. Stop pretending to be me.
OP here btw.

Not my fucking problem. Does she want to live on the street?

OP here, don't know whats goin on but i'm not this guy.

OP here, that's not me or my girlfriend.
Also none of these are me.

She knows but she has the option of moving in with her parents(who hate me and think im a shit human being that doesnt deserve their daughter)

For real not me but you guys have me keking, thanks for that at least

OP here. Never got any donations. Thanks for nothing i don't know what I expected. Bye

see

wtf OP here that still is not me!

Real op here and this is only half true

Hi guys! OP here, pls send more money so I can buy more fidget spin- i mean rent.

Real OP here, thanks for the donation!

op here, you guys figured it out im really buying faggot spinners for it is my fetish

real op here, no i'm not buying fidget spinners

real op here, i am

real real op here, i'm not.

Just stop pretending to be me, it ain't funny anymore. I'm just trying ok, please...

realest op here, i am

fake op. you're not funny

OP here guys cmon I'm serious!

What do you want from me? I'll do anything? I've never sucked dick before but at this point I'm desperate!

let her move in with parents. save her if not yourself,dont be selfish piece of shit

trips, so it must be real op

>who hate me and think im a shit human being

What have you ever done that would cause them to believe such rubbish? I bet they're the shit human beings who don't deserve you, or their daughter.

$100 if you lick the inside of your toilet bowl, the inside of the rim tho.

Entertain 4 doe friendo

she probably will, but I still dont want to be homeless

transfered sum moneh, don't ask me why

well considering the fact that i cant support us and her father is an oldschool guy, im pretty sure i know why

OP here. never got it. Why all these fake donations?

Post gf feet and tits, I'll throw a bone your way nigga.

you're not OP, but you're right, i didn't get shit

what about your parents?
cant u move with her there?
if not, cousins, friends?

OP here, disregard that I suck cocks

If I had a way to transfer money from my bank to my paypal I'd throw you 5 bucks but I don't.

Real OP here:
this is me and my gf.

If you're not going to help, you don't need to be a jerk about it.

>timestamp incoming

kek

...

My dad was never around and my mother died 3 years ago so not an option

such a shame these tits have to go..
did you get any money?

No

Don't listen to this hoaxter.
My dad died liberating Auschwitz in WWII.
My mom is still alive, but has AIDS-related dementia, and literally doesn't remember who I am.

>pic
>gf and her mom
>wwyd?

how come a fucking doctor cant aford an apartment?
youre just a greedy fuck OP

moron. That is a troll post

gf made me buy this stupid boat.
Yeah, I know that sounds crazy, but you know how bitches are.

no its not
kids these days..

why dont you sell the boat then you greedy fuck?

>has a girlfriend
No way have you been here for 7 years

you really think the op begging for money is the same one posting stock-photo worthy pics of a doctor in front of a boat??
Or are you just being a baiting shitlord

op here, she agreed to timestamp but she doesnt trust you guys and wants to see the money first

Buy loads of this coin for about 2c each, sell when it hits $1

yobit.io/en/trade/XBY/BTC/?bonus=gllvp

fuck this is golden thanks user

Actually, I sold the boat and got a dog, but it turns out dogs don't have a high resale value.

Who knew?

take a closer look at
if you don't believe me.

Why would I start this thread with a fake picture?

if it hits