What would you tell for the 14 year old yourself. Life tips/dont's thread

What would you tell for the 14 year old yourself. Life tips/dont's thread.

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Get hobbies, don't listen to others, motorcycles the best things that could happen to you.

Play more sports. Youre a lot better than you think

It's okay to be a huge cum drinking faggot like OP

1. When she asks, say yes

Kill yourself now before you arrive in this god forsaken place

buy as many dollars worth of bitcoin possible

>not to keep long term girlfriends in high school because you won't marry them
>fuck as many sluts as humanly possible
>definitely try for the insanely hot ones because you probably could get them
>get more nudes and more videos of you fucking them


SAVE YOUR FUCKING MONEY

Buy lots of Bitcoins

Practice the guitar every day. Don't slack. You'll regret it if you do.

Stop fucking your sister, there is plenty of easy pussy around, and sis eventually gets a pregnancy scare that she holds over your head until you move out.

Don't fuck that black chick, she super hot but will give you chlamydia

It doesn't get better, stop telling yourself that.
It is a downhill ride from here.
Adapt or an hero. Stop hoping, stop wasting your time.

Green text immediately

Stay away from Sup Forums

Quit school and become a professional football/soccer player.

Start dating girls sooner. Nobody likes a person inexperienced in romance.

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Take photos of your 16 year old gf naked and all other gf too.

"Alright you fat fuck, you're lazy with a side of ADD, that's all there is too it. Listen and listen well, you NEED to get help for it, you can not overcome it yourself. Also, don't put off getting your license and learn to drive like now, manual too. You will get laid if you are driving early, trust me. But before all of that, get fucking shredded and look hot so you can get "her", which you fucking blew by the way because you were to much of a pussy to assert yourself and you became an orbiter and because of that you lost her and so far you haven't found anyone remotely close to the perfection she was. You only coasted through highschool and alllllll fell apart in college. It's time to get you're life together before it all falls apart. Go for a fucking run, fatty."

it's better to regret shit you DID, rather than shit you didn't do.

so DO IT, FAGGOT!

Keep doing what youre doing. Your individuality really starts to pay off when you release how fucking boring and insecure most people are.

Invest in amazon

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Dont watch porn for 3 hours every morning before school. And dont be lazy nigga who wipe outs his cum on the goddamn couch where family sits.

I dont know how to reply or quote others but someone above said

"Keep doing what youre doing. Your individuality really starts to pay off when you release how fucking boring and insecure most people are."

This is the absolute best advice. Also keep training or start training something

I'd save myself so much grief if i knew my mom wasn't capable of loving . stupid cunt

dont go to university, do job training instead. move out while doing that.
go to the army before that as well
dont give a fuck about your morals
buy the mx5 and mod it till it breaks. it will be fun.

Either talk to the girl you like or you'll lose her forever

Enjoy high school because you'll be at two different ones for two years each. Don't think you'll be gone tomorrow and you shouldn't be tied down.

Enjoy the summer of 2011, it'll be the best one you ever have.

Kill yourself now. It only gets worse.

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Oh yeah and Sam ODs by the time you're 22 so don't worry about him being a dick in high school

In two years, you will try to kill yourself. The shotgun will misfire. Don't be a pussy, reload it and try again.

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stop caring about what others think and just do as you please

also talk more, no one thinks you're cool because you don't talk, it's just creepy