Without laughing

Without laughing.

I think I can fuck up a gorilla with bare hands

I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could.
Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.

I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the gorilla is finished.

You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible.

First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.

Any man with a minimum of training can beat a gorilla with a knife anyway.

With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.

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You're delusional

Why do I answer if I know this is bait? You could not take on a gorilla bare handed. You might evade the first attack or two, but as soon as he gets his hands on you, you are fucked.

Lets go an film it pls i want to laugh at you here. ;)

its just a matter of technical skills tbh.
a gorilla would stand no chance to a truly skilled fighter who has spent years honing his skills.
while a gorilla has just been nigging in the wild

gorilla would grab your leg and then drag you around like a small sack of potatoes

Low quality bait even for the autistic side of b

no, a gorilla has more strength and stamina than you. a gorilla can easily rip off a limb in a matter of seconds. You could never hope to achieve that without exerting a lot of force and time. Gorilla gets one hand on you (and it will) and you are either ripped to shreds or crippled for the rest of your life.

Yeah vs centre of gravity, fangs, reflexes and sheer strength. He'd just be a bit pissed you didn't put up much of a fight

LOL, Do this tomorrow. Then we'll see your video in the "rekt" threads...you being rekt. you think you stand a chance against a gorilla, you need to check your ego bud. just because you do mma, doesnt mean you're invincible

bring a camera. I already have many fights on youtube if you can find me

fuck off you dumb ass nigga a gorilla would tear your ass up literally.your the biggest bullshit ass nigga ive seen

as a lazy man, The only physical strength being from my day job when my life consist of vidya, anime and binge eating have floored men like you constantly just from a decent hook or a good tackle/grapple. You can practice all you want but you have no real experience and would get shit on. Do yourself a favor and just keep making funny threads in starbucks and help us all laugh the pain away.

gorillas have more raw muscle in it's uper half than we do in all of our bodies. Please go fight a gorilla. Less stupid to dilute the gene pool

>op takes his stance
>gorilla charges
>op lands a punch
>gorilla grabs op proceeds to hammer on him with 2 hands like a nigger beating a drum
>people sent to pick up human beanbag that was once op

If you think it would go any differently then you really are delusional. Want to prove it? Go to zoo and stream it.

OP is a faggot troll no one can be this stupid

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primates are at least 6x as stong as humans per kilo bodyweight. A silverback (220Kg) weighs about twice as much as a large human. So about 12x as strong as a human athlete.

Gorillas have far more stable shoulders and forelimbs (the weakest link) than humans so they are not going to have to worry about dislocations or torn tendons.

Humans muscles activate sequentially. Gorillas can activate all muscle fibres in bundle simultaneously. This give massive explosive force.
Satisfied?

so then my brazillian jiu jitsu will come in great handy.
I can use any of my numerous techniques to take down an opponent i.e. leg sweep, single leg throw, etc.
From the ground, based on your assessment, I would have the advantage and stronger power to swiftly dispatch my enemy

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I reckon I could fuck up a squirrel easily.

not copy pasta my friend.
im disappointed in my fellow humans confidence of their own species potential

Is it just all trolls in this thread or autistic newfags???

A tall enough and strong enough man of any race (except sandniggers) could DEFINETLY take a GORILLA. Fuck niggers

LOL, OP goes for leg sweep, hits gorilla, doesnt budge. Gorilla crushes leg like a toothpick.

It IS possible i believe. and mate, i actually believe in you and believe ur not LARPing. but
anyway you need monster strength and you cannot be hit once. If the fucking gorila touches you you are fucking ded m80. do NOT forget the gorilla fought all his life. he doesnt need to worry about jobs or wtf ever. he eats, sleeps fights, and fucks. thats all he does. he IS a true fighting machine and you cant forget that. as a human you may be more inteligent. sure. but thats all the gorilla ever did. he was built for fighting. you would have to be faster and better than him, in all ways.

alright tough guy, here's a lil pro hack if you want to scare him:
>beat your chest in front of him
You're sure to beat the shit out of him after that

Tru. A REAL alpha human male might have a chance to intimidate a gorilla. imagine that, that would be fucking badass

fuck whitey honk honk

hold on i have a video of my grandpa beating the fuck out of a wild gorilla somewhere.

Btw, anyone saying its not possible is obviously a fat retarded fuck. They have no idea of human capabilities. A TRUE beast of a Man, could possibly do it. no one is saying its easy. but i definitely think its at least possible.

see

JAMIE PULL UP THAT VIDEO

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Now imagine scrawny OP trying to dodge with his white karate suit and yellow belt

I suppose I've seen worse bait. By the way, a gorilla would rip your arms and face right off.

this thread is 10% retards, 50% trolls and 40% people pretending to be retards

>pulls guard against Gorilla
>Gorilla bites a chunk out of his face

Ok you can beat up a gorilla op, could you beat him in a battle of wits? I highly doubt it.

Oh. It's THIS thread again.

I'm not really sure if this is bait, or if you're just a complete dumbass.

Any thread ever is at least 90% retards, mongtard

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If it's already dead, sure. But don't let us stop you from jumping into your local zoo's gorilla enclosure, and showing us what's up.

Start off easy op, let's see you beat up a chimpanzee.

That usually ends well. 40 keks

We were bred to be rational,thinking individuals. The super strength/reduced brain capacity was bred out of us so we weren't so dangerous and hard to control. The apes got to keep the strength but only limited brain capacity.

Point: gorilla would tear off both arms and proceed to beat you to death with them.

Actually i think it is possible if the man is a master of any superor maritial art like nunjitsu or bushido. Basically any young adult male from japan has a chanec i think. With a katana he can definitely do it.

OP still here. Still no solid proof I cant do it.

Losers, also i post on /fit/ all the time

my tag is GorillaKilla

i dont know what the point of telling us this was but im using it as a copypasta now

Only one way to know for sure go try it!
Make sure to livestream it or something so we can all enjoy u being ripped apart by a gorrilla!

Retourne sur ton forum de shlag

Gorilla could probably beat you at chess

If you're serious (which I highly doubt you are), do it and have somebody film it. As long as you're just talking about it on Sup Forums, I'm going to assume you're full of shit.

Humanity could use a reminder of its potential strength. Beating a gorilla's ass would make you a fucking legend and inspire countless others to get /fit/

Don't let your dreams be dreams. JUST DO IT!!!

AHAHA nice troll, joking aside I'll give you $20K if you do it without intervention, I can afford it.
You'll probably have your back broken and face bitten off.

you cant beat a gorilla but i think you can take on a chimpanze, you should definitely fight a chimp and make a video of it, your jujitsu should work just fine, also dont forget to headbut, they got a weakness to headbutting

Let us know how that works out, if you live.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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That's swell advice there old chap. No way will he get bitten in the face.

Mike?

Actually, if any human is going to successfully take on a gorilla, it'll probably be a nigger who does it.

Look at literally every black guy in the UFC. Many young black men today have an obsession with strength and who would win in a fight. A lot of them watch shounen anime for this reason. When one applies himself to stop watching it and become it...

>With a katana he can definitely do it
That's pretty much like saying you can beat a gorilla with a machine gun. Of course you can slice a gorilla with a katana if you know how to use it.

This is bait, it has already been posted

As soon as you made eye contact you'd be beaten to death, Eye contact is considered a threat and usually dealt with swiftly.

You'll say "I won't look him in the eye" but you will, its ingrained into us to make eye contact.

6ft1 189lbs. You are a twig that this gorilla would snap to make a backscratcher. Without laughing.

maybe if you had a katana

You're a newfag

>Look at literally every black guy in the UFC
wut?
Current UFC champions in every weight class are three white guys, three niggers and one latino.

I think you should try it, post a video of the results

Doesn't that depend on why I called him/her delusional?

You're slow

>6' 1 1/2''
>189 pounds
Op lets face it you're not that big. A gorilla is avg 5'4'' 350 pounds
You're not going to grapple something almost twice your weight and with more physical strength than you have. Its just not going to happen.

wanna meet up faggot? I'll knock you out.

Real question OP, could you take a gizzly bear with your bare hands?

Second question, can you take this diiiiick with your bare hands?

>MMA

I don't see how staring in gay porn will help you fight a gorilla?

Might make you good at beating him off like all the niggers you fuck though.

What kind of gorilla? Some gorillas are 400+ lbs of muscle. They din't play bye any rules. Biting, low blows, cheap shots - they can't comprehend sportsmanship. The only thought in the creatures mind would be "kill tiny pink thing."

Do your best mate and don't forget to live stream it.

yes and HELL YES

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a sickly orangutan could rip your arms off without even sweating. what made you such a moron? Was it all the steroids? the testosterone? Well, at least you'll have an interesting eulogy during your funeral

how did you know the name of my penis

Look at their legs though, theres no power in a gorillas legs. All they are is literally arms. They're that nigger in the gym who has twigs for legs and in a fight all youd have to do is blow that knee out and they're done.

You know that scene from Avengers with Hulk and he slams Loki into the ground repeatedly? You could play Loki

I hope everything in life goes wrong for you

Dude I have full faith in you. Tell us your city, set up a gofundme to pay your legal fees (I'll donate a grand), and go break into the gorilla exhibit at your nearest zoo and prove to these beta neckbeard fags that real men are the apex predator of apex predators.

Wait, guys, imagine this shit:
An obese neckbeard going against the gorilla. I mean, what can it do? It's literally a blob of fat.

>real men are the apex predator of apex predators
To prove that he needs to take on a lion or tiger, or maybe a great white shark.

He's right though, are you afraid of facing facts? A gorilla could kill any human, unless the human has weapons n shit. The gorilla is not only extremely strong (it can literally break trees) but it's also very agile.

A lion or tiger don't have any chance vs a gorilla.
only thing that could beat a gorilla would be a hippopotamus. Even a charging rhino would have no chance (cause ez dodge)

A gorilla can run faster and longer than Usain Bolt

lol op, that fucker has teeth, all it takes it one bite and you dead. fighting in the ring is nothing like fighting for your life.

Flase. Blatantly false. Try again fuqboi

>OP punches gorilla in the face
>gorilla tanks it and grabs OP's legs
>gorilla spins OP hitting everything around with him
>OP's brain turns into smashed potatoes
>OP is now dead or crippled

Google says a male silverback can get up to 510 lbs in the wild, and that obese ones in captivity can get up to 600lb. But that doesn't count because they are fat fucks. So I'm going with just over 500 lbs for a fully grown alpha make silverback gorilla.

Google says Siberian Tigers can get to 700 lbs.

So the tiger would not only have a 200lb weight advantage, but be faster, and have sharper teeth and claws.

Gorilla is fucked. The tiger is faster, stronger, weighs more, and has beater weapons.

would the claws be a sufficient weapon though. the gorilla can grab and punch, he has a way better range and the moment the tiger starts getting hit he's done

a grizzly may have better chances vs a gorilla though

May have a better chance? Dude, a grizzly would fucking destroy a gorilla.

idk the gorilla can jump around a lot, the bear is less agile
do we have videos of fighting grizzlys

>gorilla can grab
Ever seen a lion take down a water buffalo? The claws are for grabbing. A lion can body slam a buffalo onto its side once it gets a good grip on the buffalos ass.

Toss a grizzly, gorrila, tiger, and lion into a tank with a great white in it and see who wins.

Great white doesn't do to well out of water though. But the planet is 70% ocean, so who is really the best adapted? We are just biased because we spend our time on land.

If we were to be fair and make the fighting ground the most average place on earth, taking all climates and their areas into account, the fight would be in water.

Doesnt matter. The grizzly outweighs and outsizes the gorilla. Not to mention the six inch knives it has attached to its hands and the thick thick fur it has for protection.

I'm not arguing a great white in the water would murderlate the shit out of everything. Them bitches are ruthless.

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