Got a text from a random number, also I'm a dude.
Dubs decides
Got a text from a random number, also I'm a dude
Bump
Come over after 9, ill leave the back door open. If its locked its my asshole dad double checking it, just throw some pebbles at my window so i know ure here
Rol
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
rolling for this, fucking lolled
mmm babe send me a pic I'm already wet
roll
Roll bitch
rolling
Roll-a-rino
Winrar
Only if you're into watersports like me
put some peanut butter on it then we will talk
winrar
PLEASE GOD
covfefe
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...winrar?
KEK. I really wanna see how this turns out now
OP here, waiting on response
Time to wait
Whenever I get wrong numbers it's always some school telling how my son keeps getting Into fights. I don't have a son.
i hope you like fat chicks
That sounds like opportunity for some comedy gold user
Definitely Next time I get a call I'm going to fuck with them so bad.
Send him this pic.
WINAR
reply OP?
Yeah I need to see how this story ends.
No reply so I went with last dubs
roll
wasting ur dubs without a request ????
text 'do you often think about children when jerking off too?'
OP here got a response, next dubs decides
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Hope the guy angrily texts you after figuring out it's all bs.
Ashley :3
rolls
What's his number?
Hope you don't mind a bit of swamp ass
Roll for what? Dumbass
Roll
'its Ashley big boy, are you into chastity traps?'
Not telling I'm having fun with this shit
ayyyy winnarrrrrrrrrrr
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rolling
"I need a new slave to pick cotton anyway, you down?"
I wanna dox him
rollin
"so do you want me to put my dick in your mouth or your ass first?"
Ever eat a whole Apple out of a thicc girls snax?
I don't give a fuck what you wanna do, faggot.
and don't worry about what a snax is
Ill eat your ass tonight hunn
AYY BBY U WAN SUM FUCK PLS RESPOND I HAVE AUTISMO
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Autocorrect sorry bud
rerolls alowed?
Boyy i cant wait to get my chode up in your buttered little butt
Hey faggot I specifically wrote "snax"
Send a "snax*" message now.
Sure fuck it
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Post phone number, so we can all have fun
reroll
Think they caught on, fuck it keep going
rollin for this shit
Candice will be in my ass, yes. Bell pepper, huh? Let's try an apple asap
Which Candice?
Roll
I like to be shat on so please dump your load in my mouth, daddy
Ril
I don't know a goddamn Candice
Rolloo
rolling
Candice only wants to show up if you're taking it in the ass again
Who tf is Candice nigga?
Huh you and candice sometimes i dont think your taking this relationship seriously hurry round my flaps are getting cold
Actually, I'm a virgin on Sup Forums who is just texting you what everyone's telling me to. GG No re.
(I hope I get dubs.)
I don't goddamn know
Candice doesn't want shit to do with either of us unless you're taking it in the ass again.. up to yoh
Roll
I'm fucking candice right now
Rol
roll
send him this and say "im lesbian sorry nigger :3"
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WINRAR
rolololol
I just cummed
Ya, Candise said you gotta make sure to bring milk, strawberries and a banana with you or she's not coming... She's hungry so she's going to bend me over and make an ass smoothie! you want some too?
'Nigger are you going to stop being a fucking cuck and send me that dick pic or nah? Candice wants to bust a nut again...'
im rolling again cause im a fag
hot as fuck
just give me dubs and i'll stop rolling
Kek
rolllllllllll
dont mind my bodypillows of touhou charaters
Rollan
*screeching*
Rolando
rollllllll
fucking roll m8
rollerino