ITT: we treat each other splendidly until dubs turns us into mindless beasts. Each dubs is a mood swing

ITT: we treat each other splendidly until dubs turns us into mindless beasts. Each dubs is a mood swing.
Good evening chaps!

What a delightful day were having old chap

indeed fine sir! how would you like a freshly made cup of tea?

Ah OP! It has been too long. How is the husband?

oh look another gay thread for the [show battlestations] losers and [my desktop is my home post wallpapers]

kys

Oh, spiffing! It has but been a while since such fellows as we have met to discuss as thus! How has everyone's day, and indeed the early morning, been? I look forward to replies forthwith.

Certainly sir, that'll be delightful
Exquisite

My dear user, oldman! Husband is fine, thanks for asking! How's the fam going?

Jolly good idea chap!

Oh, Glory! i say what a wonderful evening we are having. Have you heard the DOW is up 2 points! amazing!

no need for sarcasm lad, have a more positive attitude in life, smile more, you're beautiful

I do say, I hope that the two trailing digits of any post number here are not identicle since this fellowship is quite pleasant

Fine day for an evening stroll innit?

Good evening boys, good to see you! How's this day treating you all?

Dear Sirs. Have there been any occasions of multiple same-number posts i.e. colloquially phrased "dubs"?

2 points?! How splendid. I do believe the firms downtown will be rejuvenated to embark on new ventures in the morn. What a shandy of a thing!

What a top notch conversation between such fine gentlemen

we all fear for the eventuality of the doubles... this pleasant interaction was actually quite needed on my part

Oh shit what have I done

Oi chaps, can I join in on this marvelous conversation you are having?

Shut your festering gob, you cur!

Fucking twat ruins it

Oh fuck i did it again, does that mean we go back?

Fag

Shut the fuck up you fowl garbage cunt bag

back to normal, you corrected your mess sir, well done!

FUCK YOU ASS FUCKER AND ALL YOUR FUCKING STUPID ASS FRIENDS.

fucking niggers tongue my anus

The day's been jolly laborious to be sure. Nonetheless I endeavor to provide a stellar performance in my field, no matter the weekday!

Chaps, were back to normal, I rerolled dubs.

Of course mate, nothing to worry about.

What type of bastard cunt art tho yee?

Well hello my dear friend!

Alright listen up you fucking nigger, how fucking dare you ruin what we fucking had going you disagreeable cuntflap

boys come on, the old chap corrected his mistake, no need for such harsh language

CUNT TWAT FACE

Thankfully this situation has righted itself!

Niggerniggernigernoggernagnugger

Back to chaos
Sorted

I apologize for speaking out of turn, my good man, I haven't the slightest idea of what had come over me.

Back to chaos again
Sorted again

FUCKING DICK GET OUT OF HERE YOU FAT FUCK SHITHEAD.

ello ello

Fuck your poor ass queer

Corrected again!

it's fantastic to see how vigurously we return to nice after the doubles

Splendid!
Niggercocks!!

Good day gents

I do say! Isn't this a lovely pipe?

gentlemen, GENTLEMEN
We are back to our civilised selves after a rather horrific show of brutality and rudeness.
Shall I put the kettle on?

Jolly boy!

Oh dear, I say... I must get myself a pipe such as that...

Aaannnnd I just rolled us back to chaos

Go fuck yourselves all of ya

FUCK YOUR STUPID FUCK KETTLE.

Ah i must say something went over me and I slipped a French Word here and there. Pardons

Your kettle is riddled with limescale, you...you...pest!

FUCKING TOLD U TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

fuck your kettle

what are you a fucking nigger

NO you fuckwad!

I hope your tea burns, you twat.

shall i put my cock down your' momma's thorat if you don reply to this she'll die in her sleep?

FUCK YOU. YOU'RE THE NIGGER U BITCH.

Fuck the French and above all, Fuck You!!

And we're back to ordered civilization.

Stay sober sir. Please.

Bollox I will shove your dick into the kettle! laddy

WERE BACKTO NORMAL LADS

Oh! Sorry mates!

that's not very nice old friend, let me make you something to eat, you're just hungry

NOT SO HASTY SHitforbrains!

Oh fuck checked

Oh deary me, that is some incongruent choice of lexis you have going on there, fellow..

What do we do with trips lads?

Nigger

so what do you fellas think about diversity, isn't globalization such a great thing

And we're back to good
Go fuck yourself

Triple consecutive and we throw a dinner party, per chance?

trips != dubs

witness them and move on

aaaaand ANIMALS

and back to normal

Ur a fooking tossa ya know that yer cunt

And we're back to good
WERE GOOD EVERYBODY

FOOK you and fook yer dinner party ya bloody tosser!

I feel such a warm feeling of acceptance and true friendship when we're being nice, i love you Sup Forumsros

FUCK YOU CUNT FACE! WHO DA FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE TO COME HERE AND RUIN EVERYTHING YOU YOUR FUCKING DOUBLES, THINK U EDGY HUH

No need to be rustled dear friend.

fellows, are we being nice?
-faggots, are we being faggots?

I fucked us up
I rolled us back to good
No me, you still a wanker
Sorry ol chap
Fuck yer cunt
Rolled us back to normal
What the fuck have I done... AGAIN
Thank you kind sir
You twat
Nigga what? At least you got us back
You twit
Normal

I actually changed this a lot myself

What an autistic thread

I agree, we should stay

best thread on b in years...jolly !

thank you for the deed dear, you helped quite a bit, forever i will be greatfull

Ayy lmao
I mean...want a cup of tea, mister? Maybe some coffee? I hope all of us are enjoying this fine afternoon

i sincerely hope you accomplish all your dreams :)

Top 'o the morning to you lads!