Girlfriend is tanning right now and sent me this. Thoughts?
Girlfriend is tanning right now and sent me this. Thoughts?
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Ew gross lol
moar faggot
Faaaaaat
What a whale.
She's pretty gross. You must be too.
ask her to send more dumbass
Holy shit she's disgusting
lol electromagentic waves on your girl's phone
she's got cancer now
She has some weird veins all over.
ew. what's wrong with her boobs? they look like knees
God damn she is massive.
Veins are just desperately trying to find a way out of the fat bro
Which ones are her tits?
DELET THIS
No seriously. Fucking delete this. Now.
I think those are in fact her knees
found the faggot
phones gonna go like a grenade in there
Her knees look like tits..WTF?
Please mark OP. She looks yummy as fuck. I wanna see those titties!
THICC
Disown her for being enough of a vapid whore to actually go to a tanning salon, then kill yourself for being stupid enough to be involved with such an individual.
Remember to turn her around after like +- 30 min.
Bitch has a happy trail kek
op the phone is gonna blow like a grenade in there
skin cancer in 3,2,1...
>slowroastingaporkie.jpg
That is fucking off putting, i don't think i'm earing tonight.
Phone in a tanning booth? I'd fuck her though.
fat fuck
EATING!!!! FUCKING NOT EATING TONIGHT BECAUSE OF YOUR FAT BITCH !!!!! FUCK !!!!!
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i think she ded already
this
Disgusting whale
kek
The Enterprise got a li'l too large for spacedock.
I'd fuck her too...just roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
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Tanning beds don't burn fatty cells obviously
I see right through you OP. If your going to post of picture of yourself on Sup Forums to try and fool people into thinking it's not just a pic of you with you dick out of shot, maybe think about shaving the hair trailing from your naval first. Dumb ass.
only if you turn it to 11
Ur gf is dunkey?
Your pork roast isn't done yet...
>fat
>varicose veins
>more unexplainable veins
ISSHYGGYDIGGY
Why are you calling that slow roasted hog your girlfriend OP?
Melanoma
OMG!
mindblown.com
Gross rocket titties tf
enjoy the skin cancer
hey op what's ur little slut's name
tell her to lose some weight and try again
Two coneheads.
Haha.
If she sees Trump tell her to say "Fuck You" to him for me.
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Very funny Scotty now beam up my clothes
Tubby
>Thoughts?
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
looks like Mr. Krabs without his shell
I thought they were tits too lel
How desperate are you to bring politics into everything that you see? Kill yourself
>Getting a tan
>Being tan at all
>Going outside
break up with her
These faggots bring that shit into every thread .
She looks like Patrick the fucking star
fat
very fat
cringe thread?
What's your fat cunt of a gf's name you cuck
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this
that's pin head larry, you cuck.
>tanning
>precook meat on in the oven then sear it on the grill
so where's the spit op?
you're gf is gross af
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That's Dirty Dan fgt fite me