/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 25
Nights since last BNM: 1

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Oh shit
Didn't see that you beat me tonight

what? I am p4k shill

>Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?

The question we should be asking instead is who will make a better album than Yeezus because according to Pitchfork and their rating system no one has.

theyve never rated better than 9.5?

Not since their Yeezus review no

WHICH ONE IS REAL?

I like how Pitchfork acts like there were multiple 10s all throughout the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s and that there hasn't been a 10 since 2010. They only do this because it makes their drones more hyped and stokes interest from others.

Pitchfork survives off autism.

Blonde should have been a 10. It will have a similar affect on r&b as mbdtf had on hip hop.

personally I think it's because they're too afraid to codify anything as a classic, and possibly be wrong, idk

they could have totally done it with TPAB or Blond or MVOTC or whatever but they didnt, maybe it's because they've changed how they generate the scores, maybe we won't ever get a 10 again because they'll always have one writer who thinks its not perfect.

Welcome back, friend

this

glad to be back duderino

they'll probably keep it safe and only slap 10s on these albums many years later with a re-review

Exactly what I was thinking.

I hate them so much.

How have you been? Still stuck working with matlab?
It's been almost 7 years since the last 10. Damn.

I think when people get mad about the numbers, they're actually mad at themselves for only giving a shit about a number.

Not at all. I am angry that the numbers hold influence and meaning for so many.

nah, i work in a lab doing hands on work now

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Big Boi 7.4 by Jayson Greene
Ride 6.3 by Ben Cardew
Benjamin Booker 8.1 by H. Drew Blackburn
House and Land 7.8 by Sam Sodomsky

Heres what I think

Yougn thug 8.0
Shitty reverb indie rock band 7.1
Shitty reverb indie rock band that ddidnt agree to play p4k fest 6.8
Girl with no talent 7.0
Classical/electronic with review that mentions austerity 7.8

>Ride 6.3 by Ben Cardew
another comeback pan

mild shock

all trip and namefags need to leave now. final warming.

are you the guy who made the Japanese guy leave?

this interview in the tropicalia list is fun

>The moralistic part of this censorship was even more ridiculous. To give you one example, I collaborated with the concrete poet Décio Pignatari in making the album Todos os Olhos in 1973, which led to the idea of putting an anus on the album cover—an unimaginable crime. My record company could not know, the graphic artists could not know, and this gesture could not be leaked at all. Then Décio set up the scene to make this album cover using a green marble placed in an anus, which signified the “asshole” that Brazil had become under the regime. When the cover came out, nobody suspected anything. Only years later, when David Byrne wrote the liner notes for The Best of Tom Zé, everyone found out what the image on the album cover really was. By that time, the dictatorship had been over for some time.

pitchfork.com/features/lists-and-guides/the-story-of-tropicalia-in-20-albums/

literally who

so what's the verdict everyone? the photographer says it's a mouth but Ze says it's an asshole

when you get the chance, please kill yourselves.

Ze is a troll, and you have never seen an anus, apparently. It's a mouth.