How do you know if she's the one?

How do you know if she's the one?

bump

If she ganks your lane at level 3

My fingers fit just right, she gets wet from just kissing.

GET OUT OF MY BOARD YOU NEET FAG NORMIE

If She has a feminine penis

She never is.

if she is white, has blonde hair, and blue eyes.

But that's Graves

What if she's all those things but honestly a 6/10 w/o makeup?

if she goes ass to mouth, she's the one

My girl will have a threesome with me, strictly MFF.

Pic very much related.

Through careful calculations, data gathering, and significant life experience, I've put together a boolean expression that determines whether she's the one (percentages are from 0 to 1, opinions are on a scale of 1-10):

((herAnnualIncome - yourAnnualIncome) > -20000) && ((abs(herFaceAttractiveness - yourFaceAttractiveness) / abs(herBodyAttractiveness - yourBodyAttractiveness)) < 2) || (abs(numberOfHoursSheWantsToSpendTogetherDaily - numberOfHoursYouWantToSpendTogetherDaily) < 0.5)) && false

damn

sheeeeeeeeit

/thread

When she's still there after putting up with your bullshit.

Sincerely though. It's when you two have gone through every aspect in a relationship. Mostly the sexual and the financial. If you appreciate her actions, that's all that matters.

jesus that looks painful

Because after you leave her, she's the one you'll be thinking about every night

What? The picture or what I said?

the picture

When she shoves her hand up her own ass to give you a handjob while you're fucking her
When the moon hits her eye like a big pizza pie
When she says "Whoa" a lot and learns kung fu