In which country would you rather want to live in for the rest or your life if you had to choose between the UK...

In which country would you rather want to live in for the rest or your life if you had to choose between the UK, Germany or the USA?
No memes and all this bullshit allowed, honest question...

UK. Germany feels oppressive and ebil, USA is full of dummies and negroes. UK has shit weather, but Brits are pretty much slavs who for some reason decided to stop being lazy. They drink a lot, they're gloomy and they hate everything, feels like home there

USA

Was that particular pic really necessary?

Germany

Wow they really got bigger penises compared to me.

USA definitely
USA has a huge variety of vastly different states to choose from
UK is a dreary shithole, that's why they pommies mass immigrate to NZ
Germany would be great, but is edged out by USA because America has way more options of places to live in

Midwest usa

Germany if I can manage to learn German.
Otherwise the US. The UK is cold.

The US is simply much bigger so you have more options to choose from. UK has best people. Germany is fine but I don't want to learn the language.

trust me Germany is also very dreary but without the sense of humour

So despite all the major problems that the USA currently has, you're deciding that it's a better place to live in just because of their number of states? What about political issues, privacy concerns, poverty, lack of a proper healthcare system, guns, high murder and incarceration rate, climate change denial and all this other stuff? Could you live with this for the rest of your life?

Germany. Guaranteed pussy and gibs

>implying you don't already know German

> political issues, privacy concerns, poverty, lack of a proper healthcare system, guns, high murder and incarceration rate, climate change denial and all this other stuff?
most of this stuff doesn't apply unless you're a nigger or spic

Have you visited the states?

Not OP, but having visited all 3 states would be the U.S.A by a 16 hour flight.

>Political issues
MAGA
>Poverty
Wouldn't affect me.
>Healthcare
Wouldn't affect me.
>Guns
Finally
>Murder
Don't live in Chicago, go live in the south west or North best states.
>Climate denial
Based.

The US is just a friendlier place to be, it puts a smile on your face along with the people.

Visited all 3 countries not states fuck.

Well I'm not exactly happy about it but probably the UK.

Germany is dull and America is fucked.

At least in GB there's a chance I can head out to some cozy English countryside and chill there, plus many aspects of life over there will be nice and familiar.

The weather and cramped-ness of it all would suck though.

I know it at a ~B1 level and could easily get it up to B2 and with time C1, but it will take many years before I become as fluent at German as I am in English.

USA

Germany because
schnitchet > hamburger > fish and chips

Also germans are mostly cool people unless they are caught in some genocide meme.

Germany

>download one shit porn
>get 900 euro fine

>get beheaded by Syrians
>drink yourself to death
>landlord is worse than Orthodox Jews in New York
>what is spring/fall
>can only smoke extremely shit quality weed
>severe generational gap but everyone is a cunt regardless
>go on German vacation to dreary forest or boring castle, that's all

>go to German comedy special
>it's an AfD rally

Yea nah m8

>schnitchet
Schnitzel?

btw, Hamburgers are a German invention

I said no memes allowed in this thread you retarded fuck

German butthurt at its finest ladies and gentlemen

(Not a meme if it's true Hans)

Yeaaaa!

Schnitzel aka ŘÍZEK UBER ALLES!
For good snitchzel we can gas gypsies anytime together.

USA without a fucking doubt. Give me a nice log cabin in the Sierra Nevada or Cascades and I'm happy as a pig in shit.

Was about to say you have no idea how oppressive the UK feels, cos there's some seriously East German vibes at times, but then I guess you know exactly that and then some. :3

USA my dream to legally emigrate there

USA no doubt

>Sierra Nevada or Cascades
not bad, but I think it would be a bit lonely and boring at times

Well if you're moving out to the countryside cramped-ness shouldn't be an issue.

Germany.

Good arts (regularly led artistic innovation)
Good culture (rich)
Good people (chill)
Great language (formal, strict and beautiful at once)
Good nature (alps)
Good economy (4th largest)

Oh ok
Then USA is the only option out of the three for me

USA has a huge variety
There are tons of places that are perfectly safe and have super high living standards
There are also really shitty places in the ghettos

USA
You have more options compared to the UK and Germany

I have a cousin who became a park ranger. He lives near a state park in California in a very seduced area. He does park very minor maintenance (roads, fences, signs, etc), gives short tours to campers, works the info-booth at the entrance, etc.

He isn't the sort to lie about such things, and he says that he has sex with a lot of girls who are camping. If he sees them having trouble setting up a tent or starting a fire, it's an organic way to approach and start talking to them. And if they hate camping because they're not outdoorsy, he offers to let them sleep at his house. And they usually have sex (because of the implication).

The cons to such life though are that all of his coworkers are insufferable greens, he needs to wake up at 4 AM for his job a lot, and he misses a lot of things from city life.

USA or UK, I don't really know, but I think the USA

USA, bigger houses, better weather.

USA actually

It has big houses, better climate, a so beautiful country and they are gun friendly.

UK.

Better NEET life than the US.
don't need to learn German.

British society is based very much around drinking and partying, NEETs are very much ostracised, worse than in the USA from what I've seen

blah blah blah. all those can be avoided if you're not fucking stupid dumb kraut. don't believe all the memes

Germany. it seems that germans have smallest dick of those three countries.
I don't want to have inferiority complex about mine.

Germany of course.
Great food (Schnitzel etc) and some of the best beer in the world.
Already visit twice every year.
The USA I have already lived in for 2 years.
Never again.

Where in the US did live and what is wrong with it?

USA, any region except for those irrelevant states in the center (Nebraska, Oklahoma, etc)

Good thread but why post this gay OP? Gay Twat.

Is the American North still like Twin Peaks and Northern Exposure? If yes, America.

First 6 months I lived in New York. Talk about rude people..
Them my job moved me south to Alabama for a while and finally Florida.
And for what's wrong with it?
Not gonna shit on your country completely, it has a lot of greatness going for it but for a Scandinavian it's lacking a lot.
Hard to explain. But a few things I can mention.
>Shitty healthcare (extremely expensive even with insurance)
>Crappy public transportation.
>Impossible to ride a bicycle to work without getting killed.
>Way too much religion everywhere.
>Everyone is loud. Volume 11 when speaking.
Etc etc.

If we germans stop being such cucks I'd rather live in germany, if things keep going this way I'd rather live somewhere in the midwest, somewhere far away from any major city.

Was ist los mit Deutschland?

JUDEN

Y O S E M I T E

Anyway, your cuz is a prick for rubbing it in my face like that. Gib job, cunt.

WeiBt du, wie Nazi das klingt? :)

Germany has annoying internet laws and autistic culture.

UK hates eastern europeans.

So USA I guess.

Deutsche sind die Japaner von Europa. Auf Punkt und entwickelt.

>Germany has annoying internet laws
Out of these 3 cunts, Germany's internet laws are the least worrying ones

What is VPN?

I would choose Germany.
Chill people, good cuisine, safe, high levels of living, the best beer in the world, educated society, good healthcare.

USA specifically Colorado.
>White
>Hunting
>Skiing
>Great agricultural sector
>Beautiful nature

Germany probably. Because at least you guys have normal food.

But all are fine.

>a so beautiful country
frog english lmao

Germany, if only because its health care system isn't specifically designed to kill you.

USA

add , tons of chicanos live there so i can speak spanish :)

USA probably.

Germany is great but it's so "great" that you don't have to worry about anything. Nothing dangerous ever happened in my life. It's boring as fuck.

Not UK because the people there aren't right in the head.

>I want to get shot by a black person
the post

UK or the US, I don't care as long as I'm not in the same country as ultrafag OP.

Then why does the USA pull on Germany's pants if they are so straight? And why is the UK watching like a pervert?

Why live on an island with ugly women when you can live in the heart of Europe

The UK.
I'm not a huge fan of the German language and I can't stand americans.

>>Shitty healthcare (extremely expensive even with insurance)
Dr. Jew has to pay off his yacht

USA hands down

>UK
Cucks

>Germany
Fighting with sweden to see who is the patron saint of cuckery. Actually winning the war.

>USA
It is big enough to find a place that you can live without dealing with libtards, redneck conservatards and black guetto people..

TINY
GERMAN
WILLY

Now we know why their women like refugees so much lol

that's pretty gay of you watching other men's penises

UK
Can probably find some relatives to live with, honestly.

All those things depend greatly on each state.