>A Florida man is accused of killing his brother over an argument that involved a cheeseburger, authorities say.
>Benjamin A. Middendorf, 25, shot his older brother during the dispute Thursday night, police said in a statement.
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Man kills brother in argument over cheeseburger, police say
Brandon Cooper
Justin Hall
>Florida
That's fine.
Angel Myers
Top kek
Jack Brown
where can i buy burger shirt
Gavin Davis
>Implying you wouldn't do the same over a burger
Angel Green
Liberals tomorrow:
>HURR DURR THIS IS WHY WE NEED GUN CONTROL
Juan Sullivan
>Florida man
Landon Diaz
>Mexican intellectuals
Adrian Miller
what is the story here? tons of people get murdered over burgers here every day, this article might as well be about a guy waking up, brushing his teeth, showering, and going to work.
Brayden Williams
Not even newsworthy.
Jack Fisher
that shirt
>get a life
subtle
Andrew Richardson
>Florida man
Landon Long
Well, it is Florida.....
You know what they say.
Floridians are the most powerful race in the world. :^)
Ian Hughes
Yeah, Florida is like that, we just sort of ignore it unless a funny one comes along like this.
Evan Harris
>Florida Man
Does not represent America. Just google "Florida Man" and prepare for many keks.
Ayden Howard
Florida master race reporting
Top fucking kek shit like this happens here once every couple of weeks
Hudson Diaz
Older brother took a bite of lil bros cheeseburger as a joke, lil bro don't fuck with food jokes
Hudson Adams
>Florida
Normal Sunday afternoon banter desu
Brayden Hughes
Florida is the Australia of America. It's kill or be killed out here, brother.
Charles Campbell
>Florida is the Australia of America
It's true
Dylan Peterson
It's so true. Same percentage of the population is probably crazy methheads too!
Brody Green
>Florida man
That fucker is still at it?
Jordan Smith
fuckin randy
Mason Jackson
Someone touches my cheeseburger and I blow them away, no exceptions.
He did the correct thing.
Jason Lopez
the florida meme that just keeps on giving
Asher Harris
Just imagine if touched his fries, too
Open and shut, case closed
Oliver White
I'd kill a man over a bologna sandwich
Nolan Howard
Normally this type of retardation is committed by the African persuasion. Good to see whitey getting blacked in another way.
Chase Phillips
>this will trigger some europoors
Men fought and died for the burgers and I'll be damned if some commie touches my cheeseburger.
Charles Kelly
Well, don't talk shit about a man's burger. It should be obvious.
Robert Miller
Don't fuck with our burgers. Let this be a lesson to all of you
>you merely adopted the burger
>we were born in it, we were molded by it
Mason Hall
>touching another man's burger
Even in Cucknada this is considered 100% haram.