Post some life hacks or even tips for life. It could be about anything; love, cars, cooking, cleaning, etc

Post some life hacks or even tips for life. It could be about anything; love, cars, cooking, cleaning, etc

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>life hacks

kys faggot

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>life hacks
>posts guide to parallel parking

When you gonna post a guide on how to wipe your asshole or tie your shoes?

Competently performing basic shit is not a "life hack." Thinking it is makes you a retard.

>basic instructions on how to do simple things are life hacks
Here, so you don't starve.

why is that in step 6, the wheels haven't changed the direction they're facing at all, and how would the car be lifted up and placed in position?

>boil pasta for 15 minutes
There wouldn't be any pasta left, it would pass through the strainer after being boiled for 15 minutes.

Maybe if you heat the water more than 100 Celsius, but if you keep it right on and add salt such that there is barely a boil, you will be fine.

>Maybe if you heat the water more than 100 Celsius
What? Water literally can't go above 100C, it turns into steam. Steam can continue to be heated above 101C+

Just boil the steam then idiot

>implying people use pure distilled water without any impurities and the instructions didn't call to add salt anyway

Enjoy drinking pasta water then, retard.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

And remember, 15 gets you 20.

check me out, I distill my own drinking water and then remineralize it with pink himalayan salt. Tastesgoodmanfeelshealthyman

am I trihard yet

wear gloves when you commit crimes.
use a fake name when you sleep around

>am I trihard yet
Only if you tried hard.

You forgot the near perfectly smooth surface. Maybe we can superheat the water, you know, to boil our pasta for 15 fucking minutes.

Or you could quit using the cheapest pasta available so it won't disintegrate.

Quick give me a good fake name

>not making your pasta fresh
kek

The instructions are clearly for boxed pasta and OP thinks parking is a life hack, asking them to make pasta from scratch is an extreme stretch.

mfw I know how to parallel park

You think im gonnna make that shit fresh every time nigger. I haven't even taken a shower today.

when i get pulled over by the cops (which barely happens because i know how to drive) I do a few simple things:
-I greet him and speak to him respectfully, as equals. Don't take an attitude or appear weak.
-I have my documents ready to go before he gets to my window. I keep them in a compartment near my steering wheel so it doesn't look to him like i am searching my car and possibly looking for stuff to hide.
-im white
-if he asks why he pulled me over i usually respond with a question. like, "was i going too fast?" or "did i miss a sign?". If it was something like running a red light or rolling a stop sign you are on your own. I can usually come up with a situational excuse.
-He will probably ask where you are going. When the lights come on come up with an answer. If you are going in the direction you live, say you are going home. Otherwise, think of a store or something innocuous. He will ask where you are coming from. Never say the bar. Try not to say your friends house.

i always use Dan Smiley

my fake names are always Dan. Smiley is the one i use if it doesn't matter. Otherwise I pick something that sounds Irish or German. Mc-something is usually easy to come up with on the spot.
I pick Dan because that is that name for me where i almost always hate people by that name.

this thread turned into something else

>going to these lengths to hide your kiddy porn
Have fun getting charged with destruction of evidence when they find the 40 shady programs installed on your computer

you could call that copypasta

why not pick a Chad name?
like Dean?

last time i got pulled over i was behind a fucking school bus at 9:30 pm. it was going 25 in a 35 so i was kind of close to it. I saw the light was amber when i could finally see it, but i decided to run the red and act like a convoy.
there was a cop staked out at the intersection that i didnt see. he pulled out and i knew he was coming after me, so i drove like a sensible person. I kept it straight and smooth and did like 4 mph over the speed limit ( it went down to 25) to show that i wasnt scared of being pulled over. I pulled into a sunoco and parked and his lights went on.
also, i usually smoke when i drive (cigarettes, i never get pulled over when i smoke weed) if im smoking when the lights come on i get a tin that i keep in my car and put out the cigarette before the cop comes up to my window.

not totally sure what a Chad name is.
I pick Dan because it is easy to remember and it is one of those common names.
also, as i said, it is that name where i dont like people with it. If im an asshole ill use an asshole name.

have you ever tried being a Sarah?

no. im a boy. also the girl i have an unhealthy obsession over is named Sara. I couldn't besmirch her name.

that just sounds unhealthy
have you tried kidnapping and raping her?

you faggott

no. like i genuinely care about her. it makes me sick.
i kno. she isn't even one of those bomb shell cuties.

>increase atmospheric pressure
>water boils higher than 100°c

Lrn basik phýsiks

>underrated

pffft. how is that even possible??!? you would need some magic container that you can seal and put on the stove. soem sort of pressurizing cooker. what the fuck would that even be? A BOMB is what. we ar still at least 99 years away from such fabled technologies. Youre desendants will eb flying around on their laser backpacks with their mind powers before this exists.

the addition of salt increases the boiling point of water.

im pretty sure you have that backwards.
or at the very least i think that deionized water doesn't boil.

Because you're going to cook pasta in a pressure cooker, on top of a mountain, or somehow in the depths of an ocean. At least try.

It makes me glad I'm not dead!

Oh, it's easy. You just jump on the burger, jump on the fry, and then you hop on the cup, and then shimmy up the straw.

The amount of salt needed to do that is beyond reasonable to be putting in pasta, fucking retard.

Could you kindly point me in the direction of the little girl's room?

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Salt the water and increase boiling temp

for you
rsc.org/learn-chemistry/resource/res00000807/by-how-much-does-salt-increase-the-boiling-point-of-water?cmpid=CMP00000894

>"your parked!"

>bumbers

Salt added to water for boiling is for flavour, you could super heat water to a higher temperature than adding a regular amount of salt would give you.
>boiling point increased by 0.01 hehehe i showed him
Retard, enjoy boiling your pasta in fucking brine u pleb.

what is pressure
100Cis the boiling point of pure water at 1 atmosphere
if you increase the pressure you increase the boiling point
this is why submariners let their coffee and tea cool for so long

>i have trouble reading replies
I get it, you're retarded.

not >393 but when i boil anything i add a little salt, only a couple shakes or so, my standpoint is not it being that is raises boiling temp, but that a little salt prevents the pasta from sticking. also add for a little flavor

why does every thread die right after i reply

Do you really not know how to parallel park?

Why is this so hard for people? Every time I do it my girlfriend acts like I'm some sort of wizard.

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>what is a pressure cooker

Are you fucking retarded? What you are describing is literally what they are for, to cook things in water above 100C. And no, they are not bombs if you aren't a retard and know how to operate one.

This is actually helpful for someone that has only parallel parked once in his 8 years of driving. For some reason my driving class skipped parallel parking, and I don't live in a city so I never have to do it.

This isn't that horrible though. Met a older woman about 50 or so that didn't know how to air up her tires.

>Met a older woman about 50 or so that didn't know how to air up her tires.

most women can't do any maintenance on the car whatsoever. My girlfriend has a master's degree in biochemistry and she can't change her wiper blades or even add windshield washer fluid. She gets intimidated even popping the hood and seeing her engine.

Women are fucking retarded when it comes to anything mechanical.

kek, now post the one with your thumb where it makes you snap your tendon

do you know why you are the only one to reply to my post? its because ur an idiot

search for pressure cooker on Amazon, retard

It is literally a metal pot that seals and allows boiling water to pressurize the chamber thus increasing the boiling temperature of the water above 100C due to the pressure.

It's not my fault you don't know a god damn thing about basic physics or common cooking utensils.

... i know what a pressure cooker is. why are you so retarded?