This happened a long time ago

This happened a long time ago.

>be me
>19 years old
>wanna bang milf 45+
>family planning trip to Las Vegas, so fuck it, go online and find some woman who wants to bang a teen guy in Las Vegas
>send tons of spam everywhere, tons of websites
>lots of pissed off responses
>a few crazy bitches
>finally get a legit response
>45 years old, kinda pretty
>wants to meet
>meet at Luxor hotel in the lobby
>she's hotter in person
>hang out at bar for a bit, then she asks if I have a room
>tell her that I came with family and they have the room keys
>awkward pause and "r u srs" look on her face with mouth open
>she gets up and says "ok, come on."
>i guess we're going somewhere

to be continued...

Inb4 tree fiddy

bump for interest

>walk with her to her car
>small talk here and there
>ask where we're going
>she says we're going to her apartment
>just met this person, no idea who she is
>weighing the options of pussy vs being left in the desert
>get in her car and we're off
>nervous as fuck
>moar small talk but really I'm just wondering wtf I got myself into
>asks if she lives by herself
>says she's divorced but the kids are with the ex
>wtf

to be continued...

Bumbitty

bump

god damn it op hurry up.

Moar

i forgot the stats

tall, like 5'10" or something. Big tits, Russian, was wearing knee high boots and a short skirt when she came intot he lobby. Lots of makeup. Everyone was fucking staring at her and wondering who she was with. All the guys looking, all the women looking. Th luxor lobby was packed. When she came over to me and we said hi, all the guys started smiling and the women gave me the worst looks possible.

>we get to her apartment and head inside
>1 bedroom apartment, kind of nice couch
>it's leather
>i sit down, she offerss drink
>i say sure, caprisun plz (cuz that's what she had)
>and a beer (because i realized I just asked for a caprisun)
>she sits down next to me and we just sort of talk
>i
m really just stalling
>she then says, "you can touch me if you want"

to be continued...

>19 years old
>hanging out in a bar in Las Vegas
they would card your ass and make you leave
this is fake calling it now

>she had these really thick legs, i mean...just thicc. And ass, it was phat
>so I go for the legs. I give her thigh a squeeze and it's just firm. Like..gym firm
>she flips her hair over he shoulder, basically drawing attention to her tits
>i noticed
>then she started undoing her vest thingy she was wearing and takes it off
>tight fitting shirt underneath, tits bigger than I thought
>just watching
>then she leans back and relaxed, arcing her back so her boobs thrust out
>hard as diamonds
>i ask to see then because why the fuck not
>so she lifts her shirt, and her bra and they just fall out
>nipples as big as cookies
>they're massive

>and a beer (because i realized I just asked for a caprisun)
Fucking kek

I shit you not, I swear on my mom's life and all of my possessions, when we got to the bar I realized I wasn't 21. I fully expected to get carded. But the hostess let us in (the bar was apart of the lobby, you could see it right there), sat us down and asked what we wanted to drink. I wanted to set the tone and be mature, so I just said, "scotch on the rocks". I've never had a scotch before in my life, and this was my first time at a bar, but they always say scotch on the rocks in the movies. She just asked for some beer. I guess she just made me look older.

Hesitant bump
I've already gone this far

Ok OP get on with it.

Bump

>child with grandma in bar
>orders a scotch
>thinks professional bar workers do not notice him being with a grammy whore and being underage
i hope you tipped them generously

>i just stare at her boobs
>she grabs my hand and places in on one
>squeeze
>she then reaches over and starts undoing my belt
>pulls jeans off
>boxer shorts still on
>erection obvious
>she starts massaging my cock through the fabrics
>I'm fondling her tits
>as I'm doing this, she pulls up her skirt thing she's wearing
>then pulls her panties to the side
>her pussy
>the lips are thick and just powerful looking like it has its own gym pass
>roastie
>she then reaches up my shorts and starts stroking my cock
>i don't want to fucking cum, not fucking yet, and I'm trying to just think of chairs and shit
>nothing sexual, cuz I want to fucking put it in

you see faggot if you had just written it out in advance we wouldnt have this problem

If OP has a nice beard, he can easily look 25+ so unless they ask for id they could not notice

Learn to type faster fag

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Is that what you guys do here!? Cuz I was about to go to bed and now I got myself wrapped up in this demon message board!

>if OP has a nice beard

And if he has a 14" cock, he could be a professional pornstar.

Stop being retarded, you fucking chicken dipper.

Op hurry man this shits gettin gud

>asks what I want to do first
>i know I won't last long so I just straight say it
>"can I put it in your pussy?"
>she smiles and puts her hand over her face, tries not to laugh
>asks if I brought a condom
>i'm an idiot
>says no condom no pussy, basically
>but says she can give me a blowjob
>okay
>guys, lemme just say....there is no substitute for experience
>this woman can suck
>my mind is being blown by this goddess
>but i want her fucking pussy
>so i concentrate on the grandfather clock she has, trying not to cu,
>i do some sort of reach around maneuver and start rubbing her pussy
>if i can turn her on enough, maybe, just maybe

>Implying you cant have a nice beard at 19
Get out of your mancave and take a look at some people faggot

>reaching this hard to bridge the narrative

Don't you have some celeb futa fanfiction to write?

>after 5 minutes of holding back, she stops
>comes off of my cock and gives it a playful stroke while looking up at me
>she knows what I want
>what i really really want
>asks if I know how to pull out
>i bullshit and say yeah
>so she gets into this sort of doggy style position
>i can't believe it, it's like I'm about to mount a super bike and go full throttle
>i come up from behind, an she has her hand out under her between her legs
>she wants me to put my cock in her hand so she can guide me in
>she is just the sweetest thing
>i enter her and just start slow
>slow enough so that I can make this last
>I'm sure I won't be making this goddess come, noo way, she's just out of my league
>as I pound harder and harder, her thicc ass starts to do that ripple thing
>fucking hot
>i see the pictures of her kids tho....this pussy has has had three kids.

>this pussy has has had three kids.
you said you wanted to fuck a milf you dumb faggot

more

>as I pump away at her milf pussy, she moans
>can't believe it
>suddenly it occurs to me that my mom is basically the same age
>lolz, pretend its her after she orders me to clean my room
>spank her
>i pound harder and feel that it's almost fucking time
>god damn it not yet but its about to happen
>look at microwave....i lasted 9 minutes inside her, like 5 minutes from blowjob, so we've been at it I guess 20 minutes total here.
>......but I don't want to pull out
>would she notice if I just came inside her???
>knocking her up...that would be insane
>but I don't live in Vegas, gone the day after next...who's gonna know?
>so I pound harder and before I knew it I'm cumming inside her
>i never came as hard as this in my entire fucking life
>socks don't compare

He never said it was a bad thing...faggot

He's alluding to wanting to create a fourth

Bumping

Any pics??

Hurry the fuck up OP

>realizing what I'm doing, I start to panic HARD
>if I pull out and she sees cum, I'm fucked
>surely she felt something
>but no, I just kept going and suddenly got this great fucking idea
>i start saving up a bunch of spit in my mouth
>when I have enough, I'll spit all over her ass and she'll think I came on her and not in her
>just accumulating spit and fucking at the same time
>now or never
>pull out, spit all over her ass, make porn star sounds like "uuuggghhhhh"
>hope she buys it
>oh fuck, it doesn't like like cum
>i grab my shirt and just wipe it off of her
>perfect
>asks if I enjoyed it
>say yeah, that was amazing
>turns around and gives me a deep kiss
>guess she doesn't realize wtf just happened
>tells me she has viagra if I want to keep going
>wtf k
>cuts small piece off and I take it with my caprisun
>we watch netflix until it kicks in
>i cum inside her 4 more times over the course of the next 5 hours, while spitting on her ass.

op you sick fuck

I like it

>cuts small piece off and I take it with my caprisun
Fucking kek

>pull out, spit all over her ass
she probably thought you were going to brown town

Trips comfirm

Keks were had. Good story user.

Great work OP

>be OP
>not type out greentext before posting
>complain

So basically what provoked me to make this thread? Well...this happened 3 years ago. I just looked her up on Facebook to maybe reconnect and meet up maybe and I see photos of this kid. I'm 99% sure it's mine. He looks just like me....

I wanted to be the one that conquered the Ducati. This was prime milf pussy and I got caught up in the moment. Primal shit took over and I impregnated her.

pic of the milf?

i thought you said it was a roastie

Pics of kid and her

Nice.

How'd you get home though? Epilogue?

Post pics, you faggot.
or you're just a lying liar liarton!

To me, roastie is prime.

I would enjoy an epilogue of the terribly awkward car ride home

op I think you did fine. Well done.
Be proud that you distributed your precious seed. Continue to do so, especially if you manage to not pay for it

have you had real nice pussy before so you have an informed decision or is that all you can get?

Good share. You earned your Capri Sun that day.

>pull out, spit all over her ass
John Leguizamo would always make this joke in his stage act, in describing how he 'faked orgasms' with women.."I'd fuck her doggy style, then I would pull out and spit on her back..."

sounds familar

Did the MILF have a penis?

The car ride was nothing noteworthy. We both slept in her bed and in the morning, she offered to drive me back to the hotel. She dropped me off in the parking garage in front of the casino sliding doors, and I kissed her on the cheek and that was that. Social media wasn't that big at the time, so it wasn't like we could keep in touch or anything. I think she just wanted it to be a one time thing.

What did your parents say when you were missing for so long?

Post your autist spawn. Lol

>Social media wasn't big at the time
>3 years ago
>Disappears overnight from a vacation with his parents
>Sounds like a Leguizamo joke
Seems pretty fishy OP

No way, I don't want you guys fucking up her life. I don't even know how I'm gonna do this whole kid thing. I might just say let's meet up and see what she does.

I exclusively hunt milf pussy. She was my first ever and from then on, was 45+ only for me.

I told them I was meeting someone as we were making the trip. I thought that I would leave this part out...but they knew I was arranging something. It was awkward, my parents driving me to basically get laid. They didn't know of the age gap though.

And your family was not worried about where their 19 year old son had been all night? I think they might have freaked a bit. Grounded, no allowance, PS2 controller removal.

Who fucking cares if its real or not.

>What did your parents say when you were missing for so long?
Honey, I think we finally got him to move out of the basement.
How soon do you think we can be packed and gone? I don't want to be here when he changes his mind.

FAKE.
but good story, nonetheless.
i mean ficition aint bad.
Arnold schwatzenegger aint really a robot, but I liked the Terminator, and that was fake too

Maybe it seemed that way to me because I've never used Facebook or Twitter. Social media was probably bigger than I thought, again, I honestly wouldn't know.

So, nobody in this thread has ever came inside a woman, right? Jesus fucking christ kids, it comes back out the second she stands up. Fake fantasy from a virgin.

No but I came inside a guy once

So she had a kid?

> 19 years old
>I've never used Facebook or Twitter

oh, yes, makes sense, faggot.
but Sup Forums is for bullshit, so you fit right in.
>found her on facebook with his maybe kid

>No but I came inside a guy once
did he spit or swallow?

What did you watch on Netflix with her?

>What did you watch on Netflix with her?
OP Here.
it was 3 years ago.
Netfilx was brand new, so it was a netflix DVD rental by mail

I put on Captain America. The first one, with the teseract or whatever the fuck it's called.

>Being a teenager and not knowing Facebook is a big deal
Fuck you, OP. I didn't use social media in highschool either and even I knew how big it was. Even Snapchat was already popular back then.

He gargled

I mean never used it casually, of course i would use it when I was in college. Coordinating with group members was easier. But as for putting my own pictures up and taking selfies and pictures of my food...not really.

oh fuck off with your fucking bait

Fucking kek

Any other stories? Was really nice

Guess I'm just counter-culture I guess.

Well..........I use to raid my friend's mom's panties during sleepovers and cum all over them.

That's not what fucking counter-culture is.

>gargled
oh, thats the sound thats made when cumming in his stretched out ass, got it...

fucking kek

This is fucking bullshit. Cum leaks out after sex, how retarded are you?? You can't hide that multiple times. What's the appeal of writing a fake sex story anonymously online?

>>guys, lemme just say....there is no substitute for experience

if you are going to break away from the story, don't greentext it faggot.

Yeah man just like this

topkek

Pelosi has big boobs. Someone post them gams.