Why is it that everyone who played sonic as a kid turned out autistic?

Why is it that everyone who played sonic as a kid turned out autistic?

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I think I made it out okay
It was a typical childhood obsession, but I'm not like that anymore

Everyone on Sup Forums is on the spectrum so this thread serves no purpose

If you had a Dreamcast you are a confimred sperg

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Same here, I think almost everyone had some kind of obsession with something as a kid.

I blame Chao Garden. They took it out of the games so the autism would stop. Once they stop remaking the dreamcast games things will go back to normal.

What are you talking about?

i've spent at least 1000 hours raising chao but i turned out okay

only been here 8 years

What do you think?

>associates sonic with dreamcast
what are 12?

Because it trains them to do everything fast, and when you live life too fast you miss subtle body language and other social cues.

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Dreamcast was comfy as fuck tbqh

>Sega console
>Sonic is Sega's mascot and bread and butter franchise

Are you slow?

how in gods name is he still alive

Everyone I knew who played sonic turned out normal. It's the Mario fanboys who always turned out to be ass pies

I think the franchise involves the cross section of video games, furries, and comics. So if you come for one, you get exposed to all three. It's definitely a gateway

right,but sonic came out originally on genesis

it's just weird that you would say dreamcast

>Google [your_name] the headhog
>post results

> there is "tyrone the hedgehog" and "mohammed the hedgehog"

welll fuck

This
I shit you not there was a kid who wore a sonic the hedgehog T-shit to my school EVERYDAY. He was nice and all but he was extremely autistic, will post pictures soon

just another Jewish thread

I love sonic so fucking much

Everytime I see him I get happy.

I hate what theyve done to him and I can only play mods of Sonic Generations and Sonic Adventure 2 now. I dream about SA3 coming out, not making this up. I literally have dreams where I am playing a new sonic game and when I wake up I get extremely depressed.

I am 21 by the way. And this is my backgorund while typing this.

Can't tell if these """artists""" are joking around or severely retarded.

This is your future:

Where did it all go so wrong?

Pls no

pic related is from my Highschool, following from my other post in this thread >73451721

The Dreamcast sucked. A guy down the block from me had a Dreamcast and we used to pick on him and beat him up all the time. His mom used to buy him "only the strongest survive" and Limp Bizkit T-Shirts.

Meanwhile I was playing Goldeneye and laughing at that faggot.

>That Reddit tab...

Sonic's character is cool and confident and autistics will never be so they look up to him. He's basically the vidya version of The Fonz.

yo man I was def not wearing sonic shirts and shit into highschool but elementary school me looked just like you. What do you think they are gonna do to the series? Im confident that they have given up making a good boost-based sonic game desu it's very depressing.

It's for Ableton packs. Sup Forums doesn't talk about Ableton packs.

lol dude thats not me, thats an ACTUAL autistic kid who went to my school

It's more about an unhealthy obsession, and most sonic autistic kids I think were into the dreamcast sonic rather than Genesis.

Some years back I knew a guy who was obsessively into dreamcast sonic and he slept on bunk beds with my best friend at the time. He would shit his pants and finger his assault in bed using his shit stained fingers to paint poopcassos on the ceiling.

wow. at least i didn't play kingdom hearts

>Where did it all go so wrong?

If I could go back in time, I would make sure Chris-chan never won that Sonic shopping spree contest.

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What the fuck? I've never known anybody that did that kind of shit, and I've babysat an actual potato tier autistic kid before.

YESITS CHAO GARDEN

you're right dawg

I remember going near Autist over the cute little chaoniggers

same. got 3 chaos chao by leaving the gamecube on and making sure i gave them each one of every animal. that shit makes you COMMIT

Wut? Everyone from our generation played Sonic as a kid. It was the spergs who obsessed over it who turned out to be autists.

I got a Genesis in 2006 when I got my first job. I really liked Mario as a kid but my parents only let me play an hour a day. Thank you based parents.

Pic related is mine; it's about right

You got lucky

You could have been like my hyper Autist dopplegangar

Is this a Sonic-related confession thread now?

I'm not a furry but I find high-def pictures of Sonic almost sexually pleasing... I've always loved his design, and I've loved him. I don't know what it is, because he's never been explored as a character that much in games I've played, but I feel an odd attraction to him that I can't explain. I want to make him blush and smile.

Do I need therapy?

This is the most autistic thing I have ever read

No, I really love hi-def renders of Sonic too. But I don't find him attractive. I have a foot fetish but I for some reason cannot stand foot porn of him, and he is in a fuckton.

I only played sa2b,sonic generations(3ds),and colors

Never liked the franchise since I was a Nintendo, Sony, and anime loving teen back then...

Probably because of the furry appeal, and the fact that they're smelly after all that running .

He was obsessed with sanic before that

More like he's the distorted stereotype of coolness and confidence that autists imagine in place of the real thing they're incapable of conceiving of.

>im okay
>on Sup Forums
wee

AntiSonic is the new autist.

This shit was a meme from Summer 06 and has infected the populous better than coolface

Honestly, nintendo is the bigger autism magnet. Every SJW you see are Nintendofags. Every. Last. One.

Is that thing wearing a thong?

His problems are so much deeper than that though...but you are right, if someone is looking for degeneracy carried to an extreme, look no further than the one who zaps there....

Damn, I think you hit it on the head.

I'm a grown ass man and part of me would give up everything I've ever worked for just to live as Sonic or someone similar.

you seem textbook autist though

im not.

>Never played Sonic
>Nintendo masterrace
>still autismo

Sega, what have you created?

I think it's Dante the Hedgehogs rippling abs

>Ahmad

Stopped reading there

Interesting. I'm probably autistic but have never been into Sonic. Must be the severely autistic ones.

Pic related was my addiction in my childhood tho. Went autistic later on

Is autism becoming more prevalent or are we just attuned to it more?

I swear I see way more autistic kids than I used to. I would guess that our current environment nurtures autism, combining technology with neglectful parents

To be honest I used to make drawings like this when I was in elementary school; I think it's a really good mental play/ exercise that kids naturally do, but autistic never grow out of the stage to higher learning

Confirmed Team TRUMP coming through

sounds right desu

There is no problem with people who played mega drive sonic as a kid.
The problem is with people who played sonic as an adult

Hey, I didn't!

I think it's a combination of a lot of things (why it's a spectrum) including a less diverse diet, neglectful parents, lack of hardship, and the main one?

In the past, if you were an autist, you were probably successful as fug. An Autist would make a good farmer.

In fact I know many guys I just KNOW would be straight up video game junkies Autist level, if they were city folk, but they grew up in the woods

They are just super into hunting and stocking their cabins and shit

Makes you think: is the obsession a bad thing? Or is it a bad thing in population dense areas?

Would you need those social skills1000 years ago?

And in every environment?

>Luke was born on Sonic Island when he was 5 years old

>sonic shadow war of1812

Fuckyou

I agree with this. Autism would be a useful trait in some situations, so the genes for it survived.

I mean, these guys have literally never seen a computer in their lives. They will ask you to help them with their computer (I lived on a friends pot farm for a while and these are other farmers)

You can tell they would be so autistic if they had video games. I don't know how to explain it. Just, the obsession with perfect gear. They don't like being around people much except in situations they control. It's hard to explain

It made me see autism as basically the caveman or woodsnigger mountainman disease

Also, an Autist would have made a great husband any other time than now, when the woman wants to socialize around the town

1000 years ago he would make a loyal husband that she could be sure would stock up for the winter, and probably autists in the past would be the most obsessed with having a shitload of kids

They walk among us. Waiting. Watching.

I bet a ton of the Vikings were raging autists. Seeing as many Scandinavians are and berserker is what angry autists do

WE WUZ

Holy fucking shit

>playing anything past Sonic 2
kys

Had a kek at the thought of a band of vikings shouting REEEEEEEEEE as their battle cry and slinging pots of piss at their enemies. Its true though, ancient medicine men and witch doctors were probably autistic as fuck. Also look at the artists, scientists and philosophers of old. They all seemed like they were on the spectrum to some degree.

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>he join the sonic military at the age of four

This is mostly true, but also fuck you since I fucking love Metroid.

It's not kids who played Sonic, it's people that still play Sonic.

>had