ITT: Explain your favorite artist the worst way possible

>Weird Soda Stereo

No fun allowed

>Nazi hippy picks genres at random so he can ramble about cats and jesus

rock singer did flashy shows. said he was gay to get media attention

random loser who doesn't know how to play guitar or sing but insists on recording himself

who?

Jandek

>alt right rape victim nigger

The Wife Beating Quartet

beach boys

Salsa King Crimson

KEK

tmv?

si

Bleep bloop deppression

John Lennon?

Egotistical asshole who is full of himself.

They are so hardcore they don't want you to remember when they were fun.

Sad for marketing appeal

Virgin sadboy in paisley clothing

'I love Kurt Cobain but I also love mbv'

DIIV sucks user

The Smiths/Morrissey

I like them, I think Human is a fantastic song

that describes every single piece of electronic music in the last 60 years

Also Smiths/Morrissey

muslimgauze with dubstep

> (You)
>The Smiths/Morrissey
Yes

Bowie?

dynamo>bocanada

solo cerati>soda stereo

how's that for a hot take

high functioning aspie picks musicians to suit musical vision

gorillaz?

Tame Impala
or Megadeth

nope

nope

what happened to LMFAO?

Brittany Spears meets Bruce Springsteen

King Crimson?

i will concede that bocanada and amor amarillo top every other soda stereo studio album

Whiny, indecisive, tranny, beta male, dropout who can't find a loyal woman ends up killing himself

bingo

Ex junkie, ex edgy crossdresser.

Beriel

you don't know the half of it

Sad clowns play skeleton xylophones and deformed midgets dance with stinky beggars at midnight while a bourbon fueled Jack Kerouac fumbles with an accordion under the rain.

the smiths but if morrissey was more pathetic, liked noise and wanted to be scott walker

Bowie

A bit younger and also not dead.

Elevator music