Tell me your secrets Sup Forums

Tell me your secrets Sup Forums....

You are completely anonymouse.

i am OP.

I should've known better than to cheat a friend

I am OP and I forgot to say I suck cocks

lol. i have never sucked a cock.

I shot the sheriff

I fap to these threads / sometimes

what have you fapped to?

this one time i accidentally my 7yo sister with my dick

this is ok if you were not too old.

like not older than 25.

I am joke about being depressed when I actually do want to kms

i was 19

i want to fuck my sister doggystyle until she cums

you a terrible person. tell us in graphic detail how this happened so we can all condemn your actions.

post a picture of your sister.

I want to fuck my aunt relentlessly for hours, then cuddle afterwards.

Usually dubs, but some green texts stories.

Depends on how well written.

These are my second favorite threads

whats first fav to fap to?

some are real.

I like the first sexual experiences threads

do you have any stories of your own?

I DID fuck my sister doggystyle until she came

greentext? got pics of her?

I love a light whiff of ass during doggy style

I self-identify as a sociopath, and will probably end up committing murder in my lifetime.

Mines bland
>be me
>dating is expensive
>beer and bros are not
>drink, smoke, sports, etc…

>senior year, meet junior
>typical HS make outs

>ff to my graduation
>next time i see her…

MFW When lost virginity on Father's Day in the back seat of my dads car

Pulled a muscle in my back and spent two mos in physical therapy

That puss though

I wish it were a good enough story. Honestly, it kind of sucked.

but you made her cum, must not have been that bad. just tell it m8 and post her pics

>Pulled a muscle in my back and spent two mos in physical therapy

hahaha. i believe you because of something that happened to me. funny story user. :)

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

Too stupid to not be true,

Would do again

I have put on an act my whole life, I am a different person when talking in front of my family, or in front of my friends. I faked symptoms to my doctor who diagnosed me with a disease that gives me disability rights. I have multiple accounts on many sites linked to multiple email addresses for the sake of pretending to be someone else and lying just to see what people would do

>me.
>23.
>sex with sister.
>cum so on her pubic bone that hard muscle between testicles and anus cramps up.
>true story.
>would do again too.
>in a second or half a second.
>or half half a second.

kill bad people. like dexter.

it sounds like a lot of work. what do you get out of it? why do you do it?

I just like seeing how people react when I'm being someone completely different. It's fascinating. Sometimes I would ask the same person the same question but at different times under a different name under an entirely different circumstance and get different answers.

I let my niece shower with me a couple hours ago, nothing sexual/"bad" happened though. We have done it a lot of times before also.

I like to let my 2 stepdaughters see my hardon.
I wear boiler shorts and get my cock good and hard so it can clearly be seen
If I notice one of them looking I twitch it do it bobs up and down
The more they look the harder I get sometimes it almost hurts and twitches on it's own

their ages? what do they say?

more details

bmp

Terrible childhood. Too much abuse. Be male, passed around to different people.

Now I'm adult. Havent had sex in 10 years, back when I was 12. I want to fuck but hate people and don't like being touched. I think any sex I had now would be pretty fucked up tier anyway. I get offers, am decent enough looking, but I always cock block myself. Wanna take myself out, won't do anything though coz too much of a pussy. Just not looking forward to 60-70 years of this.

In the last fortnight my mother passed away, I have slept with three women and had a pay rise to 95k

Im 24 and hung up over a 17 yo

8yo and 10yo, I know I'm a perverse pig with no reasonable excuse apart from it just turns me on

My secret:

>be me, clean shaven, and conservative short hair cut. needing to buy some weed.
> new to the area, so naturally I go to the bad part of town.
> see acouple a guys hanging out by a head shop.
>walk in, there are some others in the store.
>casually ask a stoner where to score.
>tell me go around the block to the rear of the blue house.
>I do and there is a person there.
>Casully ask where to score some weed.
>previously, I have been mistaken for a cop, and now is no different.
>stranger says, prove your not a cop.
>I'm a bit of a fetishist, and carry around a small penis shaped mouth gag.
>I get on my knees infront of this stranger and pop the gag in my mouth. Its black, about 1 inch, and its stubby shaped head fits nice. It comes with leather straps, but I just hold it in my mouth usually and drive around with it.

cnt?

I fucked four family members & out the hard moves on two more.
I got a married woman pregnant.
I fucked Gene Simmons' mistress.
I fucked the mother of a US Astronaut.
I fucked a mature Porn star.
A Las Vegas Showgirl Legend.

yee

No ones gonna say no to this...

lol
that's just pathetic
have some dignity, ffs

I'm 30 and hung up over a 16 year old.

contd:

>So I pop the gag out, and show him the shinny black shaft and head. Its shiny from my mouth wetness, and I start to get turned on.
>I stand up, put the gag away and he sells me some weed that looks pretty good. It smells like pine or even pine sole wich is supposed to be good.
>I give him my burner number and go home.
>weed was good, but a week later I'm out, driving around, getting aroused by wearing the e gag in its full leather harness.
>I get the idea to score more weed with my friendly stranger.

I record my farts on my phone. I have over 200. Number 26 is the best.

That's so Sup Forums...

can you post number 26?

How

put it on soundcloud maybe? might as well upload the whole collection

> I call him up. Since its a burner with no name, I have to identify myself by indicating what I did behind the blue building.
>"I'm the guy that put that small plastic dick in my mouth, remember?"
>I tell him, I need some more, so he tells me to meet him at a location, not far from the head shop.
>the distance is aways and I'm driving local, so I hit all the stops signs.
>At one stop sign there is a man around 5'10, 30's and he notices me sucking the gag in and out, and comes up to the car door. I'm so turned on by him watching me behave lewdly. I feel my jeans get tighter and hot around my crotch, and I get nervous.
>the light turns green, and I proceed but I'm really turned on. I keep the gag in my mouth.
>I need gas, so I go to the service station where some cute guys work, and I pull in to full service.
>The gag is out of my mouth but its resting, shaft and head up, on the center console in full view of the who ever comes to the window.

I ate her edibles all of them and regret nothing

I turned 22 today, always go all out with complex, multiple-stage, surprise birthdays for my friends and roommates. Tried to pretend like birthdays for me is no big deal, literally one coworker said happy birthday. All of my friends don't care. Idk, thought I was being humble about this, but in reality feels bad man, pretty damn bad.

>guy comes up to the window. asks what I need.
>fill it up.
>I catch him noticing the gag on the center console. I notice a sly smile, but its all biz after that.
>I continue to the location of my friendly dealer, all the while poping the gag in and out, licking the head.
>I arrive and pocket the gag, and walk towards an alley. There is a door with out a lock on it, and the building looks abandoned. I don't go in, instead I call the dealer on the burner. He answers and tells me he is inside.
>I go inside, and he is leaning against some abandoned counter.
>"Hey, I ran dry, got anymore pot?"
>"Show me your not a cop".

I only buy items at steep discounts.

> be me femanon 8
> live a block from the beach, allowed to go there on my own
> sitting enjoying sun and pepsi
> need to pee
> go into disabled toilet
> see woman on her knees sucking guy off
> his cock looks terrifying
> I'm staring in shock
> they freak, 'close goddamn door'
> I run home crying
> dad says hey pumpkin what happened
> 'I fell and hurt myself'
> he goes to hug me
> I shrug back, suddenly realise he's got one of those evil looking things

The cake isn't actually a lie.

how scared of dicks are you now

>I take out the gag from my pock, and play with the bulbous head. I watch him, watching me lick and suck the penis shaped gag.
>I get on my knees, and put the whole harness on this time. My mouth is stuffed full, I'm completely turned on because I have a huge oral fixation. I glance at his jean crotch.
>He's light skinned black guy, 5'11 or so, not skinny nor fat. He pushes off from leaning on the abandoned counter, and approaches me.
"You want to buy some weed"
>I'm gagged and spit is pooling, but I manage an affirmative grunt. The spittle is leaking out, but my crotch is on fire, and heart is racing.
>He's standing two feet from me, so I grab his zipper tag on his jeans and pull it down. I don't know how he will react. I'm a little scared, but mostly, I have a single focus of doing one thing.

I once took my cat in a sack and shot her twice in the head with .22 lr. But she started moving inside, anyway I took a knife and stabbed her 10-15 times until it stopped. Killing makes hungry.

Haha. Got triggered for a while, especially coz I was forced to bj cousin two years later. Think I'm a dyke now. That's probably why.

>I fish his dick out with my left hand, and pop the straps on the gag.
>spit has pooled and I don't want to dribble it on my shit, so I swallow a bit. Leaning forward I take him in my mouth while he's getting erect. His heat is throbbing on my tongue, and I start to taste his leak.
>I pull him in and out a bit, then jerk him for a bit.
>"I'm close"
>I put the gag back in my mouth and try to stuff his dick along with it. He starts to cum, on my stretched lips, and on the gag. I swallow most of it.
>his dick, shiny from my spit matches the sheen on the penis shaped gag.
>My oral fetish is real and difficult to deal with, especially after stuffing his dick and the gag in my stretched mouth, so I also cum, but in my pants without even touching myself.

>I get up, and he gives me an extra 20 daollar weed with my purchase.

This happened two months ago. I still have some weed left, but I'm running low. A couple of times, I've gotten gas, and the same fellow always comes to my window and sees the gag, but nothing ever comes from it. Thats it. Thats my secret.

You don't mind green texting that for us pls? Just so we can decide if you should be so fucked up by that event. You should probably include important details that will help us cum, I mean come to our conclusion.

Ty in advance.
Some who didn't tell you for tits or gtfo.

I always fantasize and want to fuck my GF's sister.
A gorgeous, skinny but fit 19-year-old with small perky boobs.
She is always wearing no bra, and sometimes she plays with her T-shirt allowing me to see those blessing nipples.
Moreover, it looks like she is constantly touching herself. And this drives me crazy.
The other day I caught her vibrating while having her hand in-between her legs. Then she looked at me, blushing in embarrassment, but with a strange look on her face.
I swear to god that one of these days that I'm gonna fuck her sweet ass up if she keeps doing so!

sometimes i bump threads

> OC while beating her, pls

I think you're a little slut.

This is the gag I use. Drivng around with it... the chance to be discovered. I get some weird looks from folks on the other side of the street. I don't think its unhealthy mentally wise. I don't know why I have that oral fixation. I'm not fat, and don't over eat.

When I was 17 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, were also fuck buddies for quite a while

I paid her $50 a few weeks ago for about 10 nude pics and two vids of her playing with herself.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Pot is a crime on most states, and driving around with a gag in your mouth is a potential distraction. I would never do any of that. I just wrote that to see if I can write stories and stuff. No homo.

I tried to push my GF to have a threesome one day, and then asked if it was okay if we did it with her sister, while she was there. I think little sis got enthusiast that day. Because she kept being gentle and always smiling at me. Which is not usual.
Whenever comes the day I'll do so!

I fucked a guy after eating his ass 9 months ago
Less than a month ago I sucked dick and got fucked in the ass, he came in me
>Both were random people from Craigslist

Dyke returns. OK I'll green text one more time.
> 2 years later
> best friend also my cousin
> always visiting
> they have pool
> summer break
> her brother back from first year at uni
> he's OK always nice to me
> one day I visit, only him and her there
> he says why not have a swim
> I keep swimmers there, no problem
> he gets in with us, play dive bomb and shit
> spends lots of time rubbing against me, has me sit on his shoulders and stuff
> mood changes I'm not sure, feel strange all of a sudden
> he holds me against side of pool feeling me up
> tell him I don't like it stop tickling me
> he pretends nothing happens swims away
> 2 mins later her back in.
> picks me up, hand all over my pussy
> kinda feels nice, but know its not good
> he tries it again, this time, hand stays there and feels around
> he's rubbing me outside swimmers maybe 15 seconds, I'm scared freeze up
> his sister is right there and doesnt know
> start getting tingly
> his hand pulls aside elastic. Rubs finger along my slit.
> I jump up because electricity and go to his sister
> i m not happy bout this but don't think I can say anything, but also felt kinda nice

I'm about to be added to the sex offender registry for fucking my daughter

i tried to slice my throat open when my friend was only 2 feet away from me and the only thing that stopped me was how lazy i am

>that hard muscle between testicles and anus

I literally just learned today that this muscle is called the bulbocavernosus.

It fucking hurts when I jump down from a fence or a high step.

i can fap to every thread on Sup Forums

Any more stories? details?

see. not lying. thanks!

> he swims up again this time he suggests a game of who can hold breath longest
> we all have turns
> on my 3rd time underwater I notice something different. His cock is out of his shorts, its standing up
> I'm not in the mood anymore
> he swims next to me and we all hang on the side of the pool.
> he's right next to me hand around my arse, again I can't say anything
> fingers all over my crotch, gives me a little smile
> this time he's rubbing me from the front over my swimsuit
> his sister still has no idea
> she says shes had enough. Great I'm outta here
> she and I fuck off back inside
> she goes to her room to get changed
> I have drawer full of clothes in spare room downstairs go in there and strip off
> standing there naked rubbing myself with a towel when the door opens
> its him

I feel ikky telling this coz I know you fucks will be fapping. Will give you the concluding text in a moment.

Lena?

I'm sorry that happened OP, and for being a degenerate.

I'm willing to try some gay stuff to see if i like it..I'm really lonely bros

Did you shoot the deputy?

I live alone abroad and hire escorts whole night every 2-3 weeks or so, including MDMA roughly every 4 weeks.
Ive done this constantly since I moved in summer 2015.

it sounds like a good life. do you like it?

>be dumb 21 year old self
>depressed over brake up with 10/10 girlfriend
>start drinking heavily and getting strange wherever i can
>drunk one night as usual
>gay friend has been trying to get with me for years
>fallowing me around like love sick puppy
>fuckitsexissex.gif
>try to fuck him on couch after eveeyone leaves/passes out
>soft as can be
>try to get hard for a hour
>think of ex
>iamashardasadiamond.jpg
>try it again instant jello dick
>figured i was just to drunk to keep it up
>try it again 3 days later
>no fuckin luck
>rinse and repeat
> worried i drank my dick useless and get depressed
>meet cute idian chick at party
>we go to room while i internally have a panic attack over my useless dick
>she strips down and has the most perfect perky little tits
>we fuck for hours

And thats the story on how i tried to fuck a guy during a strange and horrible stage of my life

how would a american go about finding a prostitute

A little self loathing from time to time. Also want to make sure not to build tolerance for MDMA.
But this is hands down my favorite way to party.

> he pretends to be there by accident
> says he came in to shower in the ensuite
> I freeze try to cover myself with my hands
> he locks door comes up to me says 'don't say a word'
> takes his towel off, he's not wearing pants and has a boner
> my mind goes back to the beach that day
> I kinda know what's expected here but am in shock. So surprised he of all people would do this
> tells me to sit on bed
> he gets on his knees it front of me
> rubs hands along my side, I've got one hand over my nips the other on my pussy
> he pushes me back so I'm lying flat
> I feel him push my knees apart both my hands go down over my crotch
> he says nothing, pushes them away
> can feel him kissing me down there
> licking all the way along, putting me all in his mouth.
> tongue flicking around
> it tickles but hurts also
> he stops and pushes my legs wider. I feel his fingers pull my lips apart.
> I look at him
> he's looking at my junk with a real strange look in his eye
> goes in licks some more
> I say nothing, just frozen
> 'don't worry not gonna hurt you'
> he stands up.
> I'm looking up at this guy. He has raging boner

Shit this is therapy almost im surprised I'm still typing

call your mother.

Well it's pretty current
>be married
>be on train to meet friends going to a comedy club
>hot girl gets on at station with boyfriend
>she's looked at me 4 times. Everytime we catch eyes she looks away
>I want to fuck her