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detroit.cbslocal.com/2017/01/01/construction-on-wayne-county-jail-to-resume-this-year/
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FIRST for MLS CHAMPS

2nd for the only organic franchise in MLS

>organic

what the fuck does that even mean

Fans existed before the league or sugar daddy expressed interest

>actually trying this hard to be euros when you could create your own unique culture
cucks

doppoles confirm

6th for a Canadian team winning the league before the CPL picks up steam

>three chances
>no cups

You're not any more European than we are, syrup merchant.

>implying we don't have our own unique culture

>perf

>culture of LOSING

>not experiencing the romance of knowing it will all go to shit but coming back anyway

Iktfb

15th for >Soon

What's this about Chicago Fire getting Honda from AC Milan?

I've heard about Honda-to-MLS but I wasn't aware Chicago had expressed interest in his services.

That's why I date.

>Soon

>oh shit it's got graphics now

the phillies won like 2 eries in the modern age tho :/

...

Let's play a game /mls/ (/ayy/ too if they know the answer)

What teams have I added in this picture

Fuck, I forgot the picture

You can name just the cities too

Anchorage, Alaska

Very good

There's still 3 more teams though

AFC Anchorage
Sac Republic
FC Cincinnati
Minnesota United
Ottawa Fury?
Tampa Bay Rowdies
Atlanta United

Sacramento
Anchorage

Yes, but you missed one
Yes
Yes
Yes
Already there
No
Yes
Already there

OKC and Cincy

You think this is a FUCKING GAME?!

>SOLAR
>POWER
>EVERY
>HOUR

Been bored as fuck over the lest hour, so I made some stats like the autist I am.

AVERAGE CONFERENCE FINISH OVER THE LAST 5 YEARS
2nd - New York Red Bulls
3rd - Seattle Sounders, LA Galaxy
4th - Sporting Kansas City, FC Dallas, Real Salt Lake, DC United
5th - Portland Timbers, Vancouver Whitecaps, New England Revolution
6th - Columbus Crew, Colorado Rapids, Montreal Impact, San Jose, Earthquakes
7th - Houston Dynamo, Toronto FC, Philadelphia Union
8th - Chicago Fire

AVERAGE OVERALL FINISH OVER THE LEST 5 YEARS
3rd - New York Red Bulls
5th - Seattle Sounders
6th - LA Galaxy, Sporting Kansas City
7th - FC Dallas
8th - Real Salt Lake
9th - DC United
10th - Portland Timbers, Vancouver Whitecaps
11th - New England Revolution, Columbus Crew
12th - Colorado Rapids, Montreal Impact, San Jose Earthquakes
13th - Houston Dynamo, Toronto FC
14th - Philadelphia Union
15th - Chicago Fire

AVERAGE PLAYOFF FINISH OVER THE LAST 5 YEARS
CF - Seattle Sounders, LA Galaxy, Sporing Kansas City
CS - New York Red Bulls, Real Salt Lake, DC United, Portland Timbers, Houston Dynamo
KR - FC Dallas, Vancouver Whitecaps, New England Revolution, Columbus Crew, Colorado Rapids, Montreal Impact, Toronto FC
DQ - San Jose Earthquakes, Philadelphia Union, Chicago Fire

CF = Conference Final
CS = Conference Semifinal
KR = Knockout Round
DQ = Didn't Qualify

K

at least its not more diskerud posting

I

WANNA

PLAY SOCCER

ALL NIGHT

How did this piece of shit franchise have such a small stadium?

Maximum comfy

kansascity.com/sports/mls/fc-kansas-city/article124271874.html
>Minnesota businessman on verge of purchasing FC Kansas City [NWSL]
twitter.com/aftncanada/status/816374953347907584
>NWSL team operated by Vancouver Whitecaps coming to NWSL

when will people learn that no one cares about women's soccer unless someone talks shit about women's soccer

Crew just signed a DP defender. I didn't know those existed in this league. Why aren't there more defensive DPs?

Shall Crew use yellow kits for 2017 season?

>you will never have a sawker loving gf
feels abysmal lads

>tfw no qt mlsfu

Is this what Ohio girls look like?

I would say they will go back to the solid yellow kits.

>the MLS

>NWSL finally expands
>It's from relocating an already existing team

That's because people who care about something can care about it quietly without bitching every nine seconds.

>tfw still no Cali team

I imagine the Canucks will bring the fire, tho.

Onto MLS expansion then

empireofsoccer.com/rowdies-add-key-former-orlando-execs-with-eyes-on-mls-56738/
>Rowdies add key former Orlando execs – with eyes on MLS

detroit.cbslocal.com/2017/01/01/construction-on-wayne-county-jail-to-resume-this-year/
>Construction On Wayne County Jail [proposed land for Detroit MLS team] To Resume This Year

No, they are typically qter than that.

>the Rowdies and Fusion will be back

the11.ca/a-20-team-nasl-by-2018-as-league-works-to-save-itself-there-is-optimism-from-the-ranks/
>A 20-team NASL by 2018? As league works to save itself, there is optimism from the ranks

>20 teams
>by 2018

Give it to me straight guys, will ATL be any good this year?

there's talk of one coming to the bay area

GET ON WITH IT ALREADY

Rightful Division One status when?

maybe not last, but there is a 95% chance they miss the playoffs.

When will the NASL meme finally die?

I think NASL might end up living somehow, definitely not 20 teams though.

Maybe if the ownership stopped acting like faggots and smoothed shit out with USL for interleague play or pro/rel then it might work out

>>interleague play
Not a chance while in different divisions of the pyramid

They're the ABA and they fucked up. Let it go.

twitter.com/omyomy96/status/816415695714009089

>has to sell some stocks to buy a player
KEK

Atlanta United Preseason Schedule:

Saturday, February 11 at Chattanooga FC

Saturday, February 18 vs. Columbus Crew in Charleston, SC

Wednesday, February 22 vs. Seattle Sounders in Charleston, SC

Saturday, February 25 at Charleston Battery


>Soon

why is the usa soccer system so upside down beyond the MLS

USL has mostly stabilized, its NASL that fucked themselves up.

Hartford needs a comfy lower league team

If it wasn't for 2012, Quakes would be tied with Chicago or lower

how are they going to field a team in a month? I just looked at their squad on Wikipedia and it's a joke

I cant wait for my team to kick off for the 1st time!

Stadium for the 1st season confirmed, Central Connecticut State University Football Field in New Britain, CT.

>tfw the NASL's death is approaching

at the very least, they should have the whalers colors desu senpai

Already happening!

hartfordcity.com/

you made me look it up and its not as bad as you made it sound

strawpoll.me/11987668/
strawpoll.me/11987668/
strawpoll.me/11987668/

Is this the MLS mascot?

imagine having a horrible nightmare, and you wake up to this guy in your room.

>no aussie posting
shit thread desu

I sleep with a gun next to my bed but if he is hovering over me I'm probably fucked

Chad pls

He is certainly the most recognizable fan in MLS

what a time to be alive where this can be recorded and spread across the internet, him and that chant will forever be a part of MLS lore

Yet leafs remain

This is actually quite interesting, its not quite Miami but if Beckham wants that scenic iconic stadium and surrounding this wouldn't be a bad choice

I'd love the flavor it would to the league

forgot link

empireofsoccer.com/rowdies-contacted-david-beckham-about-possibly-partnering-in-tampa-bay-56741/

You're right
It's not Miami

our owner is an absolute meme, still remember after losing the US Open Cup Final he left on his helicopter that was parked on the PRACTICE FIELDS by the fan parking and literally just flew above everyones heads

Everyone overreacts when they see the helicopter.

Remember when the day after the Open Cup final he fired Sak? Good times.

Sak getting fired due to that game made the pain go away

Vancouver Whitecaps vs. New York Red Bulls (2/22 & 3/2)
Arabe Unido vs. FC Dallas (2/23 & 3/1)
Saprissa vs. Pachuca (2/21 & 2/28)
Pumas vs. Tigres (2/22 & 3/1)

Wait so no Club America? Is this the year that a MLS team wins CCL?

I'd say yes, but the Whitecaps are shit, and the Red Bulls have a tendency to choke in the playoffs. I don't know anything about Dallas though, do they even have fans?

Concachampions final shall be Whitecaps x Árabe Unido

>MLS forms
>MIA and TPA fold
>20 years pass
>people unironically trying to put teams in MIA and TPA

What the actual fuck.

>Eight days to combine

I can see you're all as erect as I am.

All fucking NASL shills must fucking hang.

Look #HatWeek

>#HatWeek

U wot

Objectively superior.

SeeCase closed.

is he earnies guy?