Hey Sup Forums me and some niggers are talking about fetishes and i realised im vanilla as fuck

hey Sup Forums me and some niggers are talking about fetishes and i realised im vanilla as fuck.
Help me find my fetish bros

Breast expansion is my thang.

White on Black stuff?

Gross.

Is it?... Sexy Japanese robots girls

White on black yeah i guess i can get down with that but im white personally and if i had to choose like a specific ethnicity id say mainly white with some asians as exceptions. other than that decent idea

Furries

I like when she is jerking off her bfs dick in my mouth and making me suck it also eating cum out of her pusssy

oh dude of fucking course

both those things are fucking disgusting end yourself nerds

also cuck fetishes are the worst fucking thing in the world and anyone who has one is a degenerate and should be cleansed... just saying

You want me Upload images of it?

nah i think ill pass for now but ty for the offer ma8e

I just laugh about what you said.

Do you like wet Big Boobs?

actually not really. wet boobs i guess im down with but i prefer kind of smaller but like better shaped boobs. Also more of a butt guy tho

I see. I like normal size boobs too.

Creampies?
Impregnation?
Facial / cumshot?
At a party?
In public?
Pregnancy?
Incest?
Rape?
Drinking a soda?
Wearing pajamas?
Short girls?
Wet puss / stained clothing from?

Taking a crap

Some more:
Holding knives/ guns?
Equations?
Hugging together for warmth in a freezing Antarctic Winter, under fur blankets?
Her sister there?
Doing taekwondo?

creampies: are ok i guess
impregnation:
Facial/cumshot: absolute yes
at a party: yeeeeeeeeaaaaaah maybe
public: yeah thats alright
pregnancy: no
Incest: no
Rape: no
drinking a soda: diamonds
pajamas; only batman
Short girls: im 6"4' lol
wet puss: eeeeeh not really

Real fast for that one
None of them but the hugging absofuckinglutely

Getting stripped by women, then having them worship your dick?
CFNM
> there's about a dozen sub fetishes of this

The girl from the ring is my fetish. I would fuck that shit out of that

If dubs you have to force yourself to have a fetish for Zootopia character Judy Hopps

k.
Depressed/emo?
Playfully drunk?
Gamer Gurl?
Skater girl?
Small tits/flat chested?
Redheads?
Fragile?
Heavily Christian?
Extremely intelligent?
Pretty pale?
Norwegian?
Very white teeth / vampire?
Nerd?
As for porn - audio porn? (look on eight chan)

Are you me?

Making love in a red cadillac in the hot desert sun?
Military?
Losing a bet?
Secretly a Roman goddess in human form?

I think that's all of the vaguely obscure ones I can think of.

Nazi uniforms is a good start,

Trust me, no one will think poorly of you for it either

Facesitting

Faceshitting

>and i realised im vanilla as fuck.

WUT ?!???!??

this is the ultimate fetish!!!!

hand holding

Completely besotted, will do anything to please you.

basically everyone is into "something".

That makes "vanilla as fuck" the absolute rarest fetish in this entire galaxy.

Looks like OP has fucked off.
What a great thread.

Stomach bulge/cumflation ?
Futanari ? (pretty vanilla tho)
Extreme anal (pic related) ?
Extreme insertion (pic related) ?
Egg laying (called oviposition)
Furry ?
Few I can think of right now

Holy fuck there's a board for audio porn on eight chan ? Imma check that out. I've only been on Literotica dot com thus far

...

hypnotism?

After looking around in the thread, I guess coming from /d/ already makes me kind of an outsider.

Futanari
Vore
Cock Vore

Link direct to it is
bitly / 2riHRT6

Excuse me, what does the word 'Vore' mean?

Eyy thanks

Carni - vore
Herbi - vore
Omni - vore
From the Latin vorus, meaning devouring
Basically eating people.

It means to be be sexually attracted to the idea, since it's impossible in real life, of eating/being eaten
Soft vore: swallowing/being swallowed whole without chewing
Hard vore: involves chewing, goes hand in hand with gore

Thank you, I never knew this was a fantasy.
Feet fetish is strange to me too, but I can understand it, at least.

I like CFNM swimming, women in the locker room
dick measuring, CFNM blowjobs
Milf CFNM (handjobs)
The list goes on and on
There's some femdom stuff, but I don't like that

Bad news for you, you might not have a fetish. If so, the best you can do is get some kinks. Kinks can be learned/ unlearned. If you have internet access and have a real world life - and did not learn your fetish yet, chances are you actually are vanilla to the core. Silver lining - you are probably less damaged than most of the people in your life.

Alright im back guys sorry was gone for a bit im gonna scroll through all the things youve said and reply to anything i found at least somewhat appealing.

eh i guess thats alright
For this i would say
I think ive had a pattern of falling for depressed or emo girls so as aids as that is sure
Gamer gurl dont really give a fuck tbh
not flat chested but not really big just well shaped
not too bothered by hair colour but dont really like blonde cus my mom is blonde lmao
i had a thing for a christian girl once but that was probs the only thing that put me off her
intelligent: ofc i like someone whos smart or at least can fucking spell
pale: dont really care about skin colour but never really liked a black girl tbh not even a racist thing just not into it
Nerd: yeah i find it cute when a girl nerds out over shit
Lol but more realistic shit tbh (I like 3D)
I actually find it kind of hot dunno why probably just Sup Forums indoctrination shit
nah just feels like my face'll get crushed
I think im too beta and honestly too lazy to bother telling people what to do lul
None of these

"plain vanilla" is the top notch fetish

Check the bitly link OP

cont from not really into rapey shit
been on d not bothered by it just dont find it arousing i guess
i actually really dont understand feet tbh but i guess i can see that some people like it and im not bothered by it

alright boys replied to everything less go

k on it now

Yeah listening to it and honestly just feels like the whole thing is missing. although listening to music gets me in the mood/cant really even do it without music tho

Does this mean im the 1% what is happening help me boys

Just fap to traps like the rest of Sup Forums

i mean youre not wrong

i think the thread is dead boys and ive come out of knowing i have the rarest fetish possible
good shit
killing myself now gg