Character's that are literally you thread.
Please no joker fags nobody irl is like joker and let's try to keep it real here. I'll start it off.
>Genius-level intellect
>Brilliant strategist and tactician
>Peak-human athlete and martial artist
>Photographic memory
>Preternatural reflexes and reaction time
>Vast wealth and access to advanced technological resources
maybe you can share some of that vast wealth. also pic related me
Do comedians count? Bc I'm pretty much this guy..
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Sorry it's still my dads but i will inherite it one day soon hopefully
Jesus fucking Christ kiddo so cringe
Everything, even the thing for cleaning
This is literally me.
>Extremely smart, yet bored and unmotivated
>Misanthropic
>View life as pointless
>Even sex is pointless
>Feel like other people get sad cancer if I hang around them too much
>Find it difficult to relate to normies
>Immortal
You might not be wrong. I got a little sad cancer just reading your post. I can't imagine spending the entire day with you.
>>Genius-level intellect
>>Brilliant strategist and tactician
>>Peak-human athlete and martial artist
>>Photographic memory
>>Preternatural reflexes and reaction time
>>Vast wealth and access to advanced technological resources
asian
Do videogame characters count?
general raam
>loves animals
>people person
>fond of linux
>good cook
>Sup Forumstard
Not the dead wife bit, I am overweight and I own a nice Casio though.
People at high school used to call me Trevor from Gta V because they said that oir personalities were very alike. I dont know if thats a complement or not
>keep it real
>proceeds to keep it completely unreal
Never stop choking on dong OP
>school shooter detected
niga no
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Pic related. It's my life every fucking day.
>be me
>get high af
>be sorta evil
>browse Sup Forums
george luz from band of brothers, dead IRL but very much me
KEEP FEEDING ME YOUR AUTISM I NEED ALL OF IT YOU FUCKING RETARDS
literally me
>potion seller
>deformed head
>not selling my potions to weak travellers
Oh shit it's a canabalistic furry.
>browses Sup Forums
>lets keep it real
>to start off, im exactly like this superhuman
Fuck you
Literally? LITERALLY?
>Mumen rider gets beat up all the time for trying to be a good guy
Atleast i'm not a faggot furry with a guaranteed replies.
Literally, uh, what was the question?
That wasnt a compliment. You probably did edgy shit and a few people would egg you on with stuff like this so you can continue to make a fool of yourself. "Dude, youre just like Trevor from gta, youre so crazy!" And then youd do some fuckin cringe and theyd almost piss themselves laughing once you left.
THATS THE KNIGHT YOU FUCK.
This
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People used to compare me to House because I'm a grumpy asshole who alienates everyone by putting on a sarcasm based show because he is miserable and insecure.
Then bazingo theory came out and everyone noticed my performance is more like that of an autistic robot, so relatives started calling me Sheldurr.
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>nobody like joker irl
See that's where you're wrong. I do cosplay for s living and I cos as Joker and everyone says that I'm exactly like him. I'm always playing pranks on everyone and I'm also feared in the cos scene cause I attacked a security guard and smashed his face in. I don't give a shit about money in fact I've burned money before because I hate it. I believe in anarchy and I'm an amazing strategist as well. Anytime I plan to troll someone in to madness it's for their own good even if I use deviant ways.
>>Genius-level intellect
>>Brilliant strategist and tactician
>>Peak-human athlete and martial artist
>>Photographic memory
>>Preternatural reflexes and reaction time
>>Vast wealth and access to advanced technological resources
>Gay
Just like an OP.
WEW
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The tism is strong in this one
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You are the most autistic fuck
They were calling you an edgy fag.
No , they did not respect you.
You were a joke to them.
POSSIBLE homosexual ... must investigate further.
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Yeah i probably was autistic as fuck. I used to constantly do hate crimes against thus gay kid at school and used to carry an iron rod in my backpack in case someone tried to pull something on me. I also beat a few if my friends up for like no reason. I'm cringe busy at least i still got chicks
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wow another slightly above average intelligence white kid who think he is literally to smart to relate to the rest of the world. No natural ability or skilled so he's "unmotivated". also socially awkward and cannot get laid. shocker
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are you always this delusional OP?
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so I've been told
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>be me
>Smart , but didn't think I was that smart compares to everyone
>Tfw Remembering how I had to teach all of Sup Forums what percentiles were and realizing that it's not that I'm especially smart, it's just that everyone else is especially stupid
Checked and kek'd
Are there any tv characters that have good luck with girls but deep down are depressed?
> That would be me
>Autistic
Fixed it for you.
>Fat
>Awkward and strange but doesn't care
>Funny enough to keep around
>Ochiba Chawa from Shujdoen Shuko 2
>Handsome, charming, intelligent, natural leader, womanizer
>But also a cold blooded killer, fearless fighter, autistic, fat, virgin, unemployed, depressed.
>Be me.
>very unpopular piece of shit
>have little or no firends at all
>always stay late at night (sleeps at 4am)
>no other interest other than browsing the internet and watching Jap shit cartoons (ANIME) I'm not a weeb -_-
>sometimes have suicidal tendencies
> 21 years old, still a kissless virgin.
Pic related, I have a very disturbing eyebags, though I'm a guy.. not unlike that (((Watamote))) character I posted.. but nevertheless, my life is as shitty and boring as hers... might kill myself sooner though.
>Be me.
>very unpopular piece of shit
>have little or no firends at all
>always stay late at night (sleeps at 4am)
>no other interest other than browsing the internet and watching Jap shit cartoons (ANIME) I'm not a weeb -_-
>sometimes have suicidal tendencies
> 21 years old, still a kissless virgin.
Pic related, I have a very disturbing eyebags, though I'm a guy.. not unlike that (((Watamote))) character I posted.. but nevertheless, my life is as shitty and boring as hers... might kill myself sooner though
Not rich yet but will be someday. Every night I walk my streets with dog, watching over them quietly. No one fuck with my neighborhood. Muscular, athletic, smart, invent my own weapons, could neat up anyone if pissed off enough.
>be me
>big guy, but not assertive at all
>little motivation
>basically work for shelter and beer money
>a little socially awkward, but not autismally so
>work shit job
>mfw boss tells me to do something