ITT: Sup Forums if Pokemon were real

ITT: Sup Forums if Pokemon were real

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Anything that's not first generation is degenerate

Lol nice thread faggot look at all these people partaking in your offtopic bullshit kill yourself immediately if not sooner.

The Nosepass are behind this.

Any news on the Tentacool that stung the Muslim trying to rape its owner in Australia? I heard they wanted to put it down.

Hahaaaa

Do you guys hear about that fag who wants to marry his machamp?

>Be oldfag that doesnt know much about pokemon beyond 2nd gen
>google nosepass
>mfw

ITS HAPPENING TURN ON PNN

Magikarps are such a meme

HOLY SHIT I CANT BELIEVE IT

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Shut it down!

>be me
>trained my pokemon hard for years
>pour my blood, sweat, and tears into getting 8 gym badges
>Tyrone gets into the Leauge with three badges and a piece of lint
Fuck this gay earth

Right now, feminists would be campaigning for people to stop fat shaming Snorlax

Gotta catch all the rare pepes

THE EXEGGUTOR ARE COMING THEYRE GONNA DESTROY THE WHOLE TOWN

That episode's b& in America and Japan due to the 9/11 and the EQ that came out that month

Eradicate wild ratatas, theyre destroying our enviroment.
I suggest releasing more spearows, theyre beast at catching those little fuckers

You got a problem with Dark types?

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>A
>FUCKING
>POKEBALL

Hey Sup Forums, we're not schizo anymore. We're autistic.

WE'RE GONNA MAKE KANTO GREAT AGAIN!

THE WALL ON THE JOHTO BORDER JUST GOT 10 FEET TALLER!

WE CANNOT ALLOW THE TEAM AQUA REFUGEES FROM HOENN INTO OUR COUNTRY!

I have it on tape, also apparently this guy sent the Exeggutor...

I hate those fucking mouth breathing wheezing faghots. Fucking pc culture says we should be nice and we are equal but the are seriously fucking flawed as a Pokémon.

GUYS

WTF

>9/11

IN THE CORNER

Move aside, GOAT pokemon coming through.

It WAs probably the best one, or the one where they are stuck in the ship underwater

GAS THE PSYCHICS

TYPE WAR NOW

GOJIRA!!!!!!!

WE'RE SAVED THIS GUY SET UP A BOMB HES GONNA BLOW THE EXEGGUTOR AWAY

>HIPSTER FACIAL HAIR

in2 da trash it goes

Arceus's (CHOSEN PEOPLE)

>Arceus
More like arse-ass
>current year
>believing in the magical sky ponita

>super power by 2020

This guy comes up to you and says "gimme your poke balls"
What do you do?

>Using every fire type to burn each and last one of the Jews

Best. dream. ever.

You forgot the part where he slaps my gfs ass

BAN ASSAULT POKEMON

Holy fuck it's an actual real thing? Haha wtf

>same. Didn't know pokemon was still being milked

Next you'll be saying he didnt send his 3 creator dragons down to create everything

Someone redpill me on lileep

If lieutenant surge gets them so do I

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as long as they're stylized correctly it's not a problem, exeggcute was literally a bunch of eggs that evolved into a palm tree

i dont mind shit like drifloon and magneton

but the keychain pokemon, that's literally not even trying

maybe a single fucking key, but a key chain??

Misty needs to stop taking fucking injecting himself with testosterone

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X_X

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Is it morally wrong to have sex with your Pokemon?

I got one better. Are ditto degenerate?

Fuck off /vp/

who's this pokemon?

Is it wrong to have sex with your humanoid slave?

Did anyone else ask ditto to transform into their crush...

That one wasn't better, you piece of shit

How can you deny climate change when the pokemon are right there?

>Implying Arceus is the supreme

Evolution is a lie

>RIP WHITE RACE

xDDD lmao

It's a Indian squeezing everythinng he can out of his salary?

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the most nigger pokemon

>icecreammon
>chandeleremon
>washingmachinemon

but user, ditto is just purple goo, you only like 1st gen because of nostalgia :^)