Legit question to femanon bitches. How can you bring yourself to lick a man's asshole...

Legit question to femanon bitches. How can you bring yourself to lick a man's asshole? I mean it's different when we do it to you because you're women, and we have a strong desire to just enjoy every inch of your bodies because your bodies are prettier. But men? With all that hair getting in the way? Who knows what's hiding in our assholes? How can you do it? Why doesn't it make you sick? I would never, ever let a woman lick my asshole no matter how great it felt.

I like licking guys' asses. Balls too. The hair doesn't bother me. As long as he's clean he almost always tastes good.

this question is retarded

there are no women in Sup Forums

i wish my gf would lick my asshole but my asshole and balls are always sweating but i figure if i get my gf horny enough or someshit she will?

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My gf eats my ass and she loves but I make sure to shower or use a wet wipe before

Shave your ass crack fool. Having a woman rim you is one of the greatest pleasures in the world. And women love to do it. Women love a man's properly maintained asshole

Femanon here. Depends on how attractive it is and if you keep it clean and isn't too hairy. Tbh I love doing it because of how vulnerable the guy seems, and always moan like a slut.

How do I convince my lady to do it?

Not all girls rim guys assholes, most don't actually. I legit never would

wrong, when normal fags became more and more common on here, women came too.

Don't think it's any worse than licking his balls providing everything's clean.

seconded

Well, like others have posted, keep your area clean and free of debris: nothing turns a woman off like finding a used condom or a dead bee.

I mean, it's the direct passageway to shit. And men are more likely to suffer hemorrhoids. How can you say balls are on an equal playing field?

I steam my balls at the local tannery here in Laos. My balls are now as smooth as a baby's ass. Plus, they glow sometimes.

Well what am I going to do with my used condoms and dead bees then? Sounds like a big hassle.

Because clean booty is tasty and it seems like the ultimate submission.

BABY WIPES THE ANSWER IS BABY WIPES!!!!

THEN WHAT THE FUCK WILL THE BABIES USE, DICKHEAD?

Mongoloid virgin with zero sense of what sex is detected. I shave my asshole regularly too because it feels good when my fiancée licks it. Feels good man. By the way, women also have kinks and also want to pleasure men.

STOP YA CUNT!!!

Not OP

How do you shave your ass?

I want to but I don't really know how.

Honestly i feel like my asshole would never be clean enough for that no matter how much effort i put into my butt hygiene. I couldnt enjoy it due to worrying about how it looks or smells down there. Fuck that

Nonsense. Women hate sex. They only put up with it to make us happy and have children.

Same man. I worry that stuffing her face down there would ruin her image of the rest of me. Couldn't risk it.

His dicks a direct passageway to piss but I still gobble it down. If he's got hemorrhoids, don't lick it any more than you'd lick balls with warts or whatever?
They must make lovely nightlights.

I just do it on feel. One side of the ass at a time. Spreading my buttcheeks with one hand and kinda guess where the razor goes with the other hand. Trial and error man. Just don't pressure it too much. Also, dont forget to go all the way up the crack. And the gooch. Don't forget that shit too. Love it when my fiancée licks that

True. Also, user, a woman's only pleasure in life is to make sure her husband is happy and well fed.

dont.real women will laugh at you for it

i love having my ass rimmed by both girls and guys.

i was drunk as fuck at my local porn shop a couple days ago, and sucking a nice fat cock, when this dude walked into our booth and started licking my ass.

felt pretty damn amazing actually.

I love licking my girls butthole

Right? I am insecure as well when it comes to my anus. I worry that, even thru the plastic that she'll smell something unpleasant. Which is crazy, because I love having my nipples bitten and my berries gobbled,

this thread is cancer...

You're talking about boring cali like girls with misplaced arrogance and literally nothing going on in the upper room. Real women love getting down and dirty. God I feel so blessed while typing this. Enjoy your boring sexlife, cheating eventually and getting depressed.

I got my gf to regulary lick my asshole, but there are some rules to it. First, hygiene is extremely important, i usually take shower right before, and concentrate on cleaning the arse, which includes penetrating sphincter for like a 1 cm. This is important, coz usually when u get ur ass cleaned, it still might smell with shit, while getting "canal" clear eliminates it.

Im hairy guy, my ass is awfully hairy. Never shaved it, id look ridiculous with thighs full in hair, and bald spot in my crotch, not mentioning fuckin itching. Gf doesn't have problem with that, which is good for me i guess.

this entire thread...

>be me turned 30 in my birthday recently
>the love of my life for the past 5 years, pregnant with my lil girl, turns to me and says she will let me do anything to her
>asks if I want to try fucking her ass
>no.....not into that...
>she asks if Id like try her asslicking my ass
>um...noo....

I just dont get into bootyholes.
When I think butt holes, I think of bacteria and fecal matter and sulphury stank farts.

Besides, I dont want to ruin the image of my love with her tongue in my fartbox.

ew.

Oh, the heaven just passed right next to you. Anus boyz unite.

Faggot

I like it better when they don't enjoy it, but do it anyways.

My girls lick my ass whether it's hairy or sweaty, and regardless of how well I wiped.

I guarantee they talk shit about you/laugh at you for the rest of their lives when talking about awkward or gross sexual experiences.

who gives a fuck? i'm not that user and I think ass licking is disgusting but.

Who gives a fuck what she thinks? user got his tingilies. kinda beta to care what a random chick cares about m9.

It's all about your pleasure in the moment not some girl years later talking to her dumbass friends

Anyone know how women feel about anal skin tags? Maybe the fags can chime in, too.
I'm going to see a proctologist next week because I feel insecure about it but really want to get rimmed

I'm talking to a woman online who said she'll do it. I can't wait!

lol, I would love it if they were admitting to their friends all the times they licked out my asshole.

They might be trying to talk shit about me, but I know what their friends would be thinking about them.

her name ?

Like any woman's gonna admit to her friend she ate some guy's stinky asshole

>Who knows what's hiding in our assholes?