Fucked up shit you did as a kid

Fucked up shit you did as a kid

>be me, 10 or so
>grandma moves in and takes bedroom down hall
>as soon as she moves in i see red and begin down a warpath against her
>start sneaking into her room at night and putting tape on her mouth and glue in her hair
>if she were to slap me i would lose it and start pummelling her and kicking her
>eventually parents had to start locking me in my room at night to protect grandma
>i would literally spend hours every night screaming under my door at her
>called her stupid, fucked up, etc. etc.
>had this bizarre notion that she had a cunt on her forehead
>"you have a big hairy cunt on your forehead you fucking piece of shit!! ".
>this was the final straw for my grandma, so she moved into the basement.
>so instead of screaming i woukd stomp on the floor foe hours on end
>grandma had to move into a home because of me and died a couple months later

The worst part is that I feel absolutely no guilt whatsoever to this day.

>Take a shit
>Wipe my ass
>Stick the paper to the outside on the back of the toilet (near the wall)
>Shit is a surprisingly good adhesive
>Do this for weeks
>Someone else gets the blame for it
>mfw they had to clean it

>and that's why you're here

Seems like you'll get that karma when your old.

Your parents must fucking hate you

kek

In hindsight i think my dad secretly found it funny. probably why they're split up now.

Was your grandma a total bitch or something? It literally sounds like you had mental problems.

Not a bitch, no. It was totally unprovoked. I had serious issues, that's for sure.

About a week later I started getting into trouble at school for drawing stick people pissing and shitting into eachother's mouths and shoving them into people's faces.

"About a week later I started getting into trouble at school for drawing stick people pissing and shitting into eachother's mouths and shoving them into people's faces."

i drew a picture of stick ppl killing each other in the classroom and showed it to my homeroom teacher, she was not amused

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>be me
>elementary school boy
>go to garden see fishes
>take snailpoison from stashhouse
>poor it to the fishes
>dad sees
>throw bottle of poison at him
>run away strating to throwing arms around
>scream for help
>"noonecares.mp3"
>walk fast around block dad chases me
>go home hide behind mother
>dad tells her
>shes not protecting me handing me over
>getting lips lips streched

Getting your lips stretched by your dad's horse dick?

Sweet! Incest stories!

>be me about 9 years old
>fucking loved to draw and art was my best class
>I now realize art class is for gaywads, but anyway
>year 2000 the Godzilla movies comes out
>I would watch it all day night and day
>Godzilla, Dragons and giant monsters was my fucking life at the time
>take drawing paper and tape a few sheets together into a giant into one big piece of canvas about as big as a poster board
>draw a complete cityscape of godzillas destruction
>dead bodies everywhere
>I always made sure to really detail the corpses
>bite marks, guts and intestines hanging out, people screaming and crying with tears in their eyes
>Godzilla has people snagged in his teeth and a pile of pink mush in his mouth that is his chewed up human victims
>give Godzilla a wicked smile and a thought bubble that reads " Yes, the screaming makes you tastier you pathetic ants "
>Teacher calls my mother we all have a sit down
>ask me if im depressed or been having any problems lately at home
>look at mom who is mortified
>" he's never drawn anything like this before "
>teacher says, " To be honest its a very impressive piece of artwork, none of the students have ever drawn lanscapes and cities so detailed "
>Teacher decided to hang my drawing in the hallway anyway
>walked past It everyday " see that drawing? I did that ! "
>mfw 17 years later I realized why no one hung out with me in school
>mfw everyone thought I was a psycho
>mfw my parents had me talk to therapists
>mfw all the therapists told my parents I was just a very creative kid and that ill grow out of it
>mfw 17 years later I cringe so fucking hard when I think about that shit
>mfw I just loved godzilla and dinosaurs..

Fucking adults are the one who tell kids they are fucked up and then make them feel that way for the rest of their life.

my dad always told me im stupid and not smart thats why i had bad grades but actually i had very good grades in secondary school and hated how i was treated

back when fakku was fakku, incest was my most used tag

Wow user you're so kool and edgy hehe

Did you draw that? That's pretty fucking good.

It takes a very immature piece of shit self centered fucking faggot to take a young mind and tell them they are stupid.

He said that because he knew you were going to be greater than him and he just couldn't fucking get over it because he was infact the fucking stupid one.

I hope you proved the cocksucking asshole wrong user.

Your favorite band is The Schizophrenics.

>a pile of pink mush in his mouth that is his chewed up human victims
Stay away from me.

Your dad is a pathetic cunt with low self esteem im a father of 4 kids my eldest is now 21. Always told him and siblings how special they were and still are. Anything they were good at they were and still are encouraged to be even better. My 2 eldest kids are both doing great In university the oldest my son is my best friend we tell each other everything and are very close. The 2nd my daughter was in placement in a hospital on nightshift last night. Soon as I walked in from work she shouted down stairs for me I go up. She says give me a hug dad I had terrible night last night. It's not hard to love protect and be a decent parent to your own kids it's the easiest thing in the world if you ask me.
I'm no Saint im on Sup Forums for fucks sake. I can be a total prick to other adults especially bully's. I love seeing nude women playing with themselves and getting their assholes stretched. I won't ever admit to like watching chimps fuck nice white girls though. I'm just a normal old fag with a sense of humour who loves his kids.

Where you hard when she gave you a hug? Did she feel it?

Strange. I've not met others than tortured a grandparent. When I was 10 or 11 my grandmother was sleeping and I pinched her nose with a pair of staple removers. Pierced through both nostrils. No idea why i did it. Made sense at the time.

A couple of years later I was "shadowboxing" (pretending to fight her) and broke her nose. Purely an accident.

What? why?

Pics of daughters tits?

OP, this is the voice in your head. The others will be talking to you tonight while you try to sleep... We've thought it over and we want you to cut your dick off. You should do it.

Nothing too extreme, but a good story.

>be me
>like 6-7 years old
>about a month ago, my brain finally understood empathy
>it just clicked one day and I could see when I was being a little shit
>I stopped being ignorant to my actions
>I apologized without prompt when I fucked up
>My scale of Good-Kidness went up from 2 to 11 real fucking quick
>but it came with a downside
>I could understand other peoples perspectives at an almost inhuman level
>I have almost no options on things, because I am 6
>school shooting occurs around my neighborhood
>go to class
>teacher is talking about it
>apparently 12 kids died, and 16 were hospitalized
>My overly empathic brain thinks: 'what could make someone do something so fucked up?'
>realized he must have had a very shitty child hood
>feel bad for him
>tell teacher: 'I could see why someone would do that.'
>teacher freaks the fuck out
>tells my parents
>parents are actually pretty fucking cool with it
>they understand
>teacher takes me into her class at lunch next day
>tries some sort of fucking hypnotherapy on me
>I try to calm her down
>she stops trying to hypnotize me into being good.
>tries to talk with me instead
>we wind up talking about one of my hobbies at the time, D&D.
>I make her a character
>we play D&D each week for the rest of the year
>I'm the happiest fucking kid alive and she thinks that she is playing a game with a potential school shooter every day at noon.

>be me
>be 12
>sitting on bed
>run for bathroom
>open a portal to hell from my asshole
>finish after 30 minutes of a near death experience
>no toilet paper
>looks like gallons of brown hummus in the toilet
>smellsbadman.jpg
>use some wet wipes
>use a lot because my butt is gross
>try and flush
>toilet clogged
>lazy 12yo self shrugs it off
>goes back to jerking off an playing vidya
>for the next couple months id continue to use that toilet
>filling with gallons of fermented piss and shit
>not enough air freshener in the world to mask that smell
>after a while I decide to try and flush again
>it overflows
>fermented shit water and piss soaks the carpet
>seriously about to pass about from the smell
>run out
>use dads bathroom for another month
>no one noticed still
>go to florida at cousins house
>good times
>no shit toilet
>get back
>go in bathroom
>clean
>fixed
>working
>what
>dad wouldn't look me in the eye and barely talk to me for a year
>think he wanted to strangle me
>tfw toilet clean

Teachers need a basic course in psychology. And regular checkups with an actual psychiatrist. A lot, if not most of the teachers I had glaring mental issues, from mild paranoia to complete loss of composure for no good reason.

Just remembered, my classroom teacher in elementary thought Sea Monkeys were animal cruelty, because "animals are sold in a small bag". Seven year old me was unable to explain the concept of eggs to this forty-something wreck of a human being.

Here is a good one
>be me about 7 or 8
>busy playing with my GI joe
>have to take a shit really bad...really bad
>having to much fun kicking the shit out of the cobra guys
>try to hold my shit in
>cantholditinanymore.mp4
>try to run to bathroom...too late
>have huge log in my underwear
>cant tell mom or dad
>notice the washing machine is on
>put underwear FULL of shit directly in washing maching

Turns out the washing machine was just on the spin cycle finishing up.
>mfw it was my dads work clothes for that night
>mfw there is large chunks of shit all over every piece of clothing in there
>mfw my dad delivers my first severe beating

Sry grandma I thought cutting up your face would be a good idea.