His "country" is landlocked

>His "country" is landlocked.

LUL

>His ""country"" is flat
lmoa

LAL

LEL

>tfw living in harbor area so "the ocean" is close but it's just too green, smelly and dirty

>His country
>His

>His
>

r u a gril?

No but it might as well be -_-'

>his dick has never been pussylocked

you will soon be, my irredento brother

>northern and eastern flatropeans

delet

How does it feel to be FLAT and LANDLOCKED?

beautiful panorama, indeed. you get to watch Italy all the time!

>beautiful panorama, indeed. you get to watch Italians all the time!

DELET

is ok since we are the whitest country on South America, also good weather, cheap beer and hot women
Why don't Americans celebrate easter?

>tfw we will never have allies bordering us
>tfw the strongest country in Europe couldn't help us because of the fucking sea

Well fuck me, there are places flatter than Australia.

Mountains are useless desu senpai.

Hahaha

Fucking slovakia

>he actually lives in a city without a harbor

What a meaningless existence

You act like that's a bad thing.

>he thinks it's a good thing

ikr

>feels good man