What do you do when you hate your gf's friend and don't want them talking anymore

what do you do when you hate your gf's friend and don't want them talking anymore

> and don't want them talking anymore
Shove something in their mouths

sauce/moar?

Wtf... the one on the left looks like my ex

Eat out her asshole and make her forget about talking

Kill her

>Fuck her friend
>Tearfully confess to girlfriend
>Explain how her friend "seduced" you
>Watch her turn on her friend for trying to steal you
>Get forgiven because it wasn't your fault
>Repeat as needed

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
poooot


BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Lel I got one for you
>be me
>gf friend is a fucking pos
>shes using one of my friends for weed
>I tell my gf I was at my buds house and he left his email open
>one email says she wants to split us up by saying I cheated on an upcoming holiday
>I tell my gf about this fake email
>I then let it slip to my friend that I fucked an ex
>he tells my gf friend I " cheated"
>my gf is expecting this since I told her about the email
>I stayed at home all day on that holiday
>had my mom as alibi that no one was over
>as expected she tells her this story
>gf tells bitch to fuck off for being a lying bitch
>profit

Assuming you're an adult... If you're beta, talk to them about your concerns and suggest they stay away from the friend for "good" reasons.
If you are alpha then forbid it, but then you wouldn't be posting here.

If you are in HS or something get the fuck over it.

i always talk about how i hate cheaters tho no thanks

Yeah because that works lel
>hey I have some concerns about your friend
>fuck off you don't own me

Nice.

>sociopath detected

i come here like twice a year to shitpost

Then you aren't convincing, or she doesn't respect you. Then you won't be able to make her stop unless you resort to some fuckery that is immature and will ruin your relationship if she finds out.

>Straight up ignore her
>tell her to be quiet
>show her my bank balance

any combination of the three

I eventually told my friend what I done and he was in aww over it . My plan worked to perfection

Kek ok then

Ahhh... I see. No problem. I'll fix.

>Don't fuck her friend
>Tearfully confide in girlfriend
>Explain how her friend is trying to seduce you
>Tell her that of course you'd never cheat
>Your'e just tired of her unwanted advances
>Watch her turn on her friend for trying to steal you
>Enjoy the reward sex you get for being a good boy

This does not work. Be warned. Even if her friend REALLY DID try to fuck you and you tell her about it, she will consider it YOUR FAULT, even if you don't so much as look at her friend. DO NOT TRY THIS.

i tryna hack the bitches insta and have her slide into my dms but really its me so i can tell her to fuck off and screenshot with proof

Ask them for a three way.

This guy knows how it works.

People are, in general, unable to be logical in such circumstances. This is especially true with women. It will be your fault, even if you provide irrefutable evidence to confirm your story. Seriously. I've been there. Do not do it.

Have a birthday and stop being an autistic 16-year old

Preferably your dick.