Oh shit, user! This fucking spider thing just jumped down from the ceiling! All you have to defend yourself with is the last weapon you used in vidya or real life.
How fucked are you, mate?
Oh shit...
Samuel Collins
Josiah Martinez
I hope spiders do not like watering cans
Anthony Lopez
Pretty good.
Jaxson Johnson
Staff of intelligence, Dark Souls 2.
However I don't have the intellect or faith levels irl to wield this weapon accurately...
Brandon Brown
Armadyl god sword
that nigga fucked
Julian Watson
my last weapon is spiders, wat do?
Carson Fisher
I got this
>charge beam + missiles
Luke Lewis
Mauser C96 (Origins, CoD BO2)
Cameron Adams
Yeah I feel sorry for that 8 legged fucker
Andrew Clark
Lightsaber, my walls are going to need repairing
Jason Thomas
>Mom's knife
A bit overkill. I'm leaving it pinned to the wall, someone else can clean it.
Brayden Harris
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Hunter Rivera
Reins hammer. Though im a tiny piece of shit, so i can't lift it.
How fucked? Definetly fucked, with a giant piece of steel nearby.
Alexander Smith
I think we got some dead arachs
Ryder Morgan
Hull laser mk2 from FTL
If it comes with a power source I'm dandy.
Jonathan Barnes
MG08/15, Murica, Lighsaber, Hull Laser MK2 amd reinhardts Hammer
I think we can create a new Avengers/Justice League
Levi Adams
im fucking fine
Kayden Myers
The God's Hand from Valley. Just absorb the life force of that fucker.
Gabriel Wilson
Tracer's guns, am I fucked? yey or nay.
Brody Phillips
Heroes and generals or War-Thunder?
Charles Martin
using the axe heirloom from wow. i'm good
Jacob Barnes
junkrats grenade launcher, or if we count what the last kill was with then its his concusion mine
Liam Thomas
Zweihander, I think I'm good.
Zachary Wood
Video games?
ROBLOX...yeah autism, but whatever.
Phantom Forces, used an M9 with bronze and dark black colorings.
So 75 shots of 9x19?
Good to me.
Jack Brown
ak47 and sniper rifle...mw3 story campaign...
Gavin Sanchez
Fallout 4 fat boy, we are both going down now.
Ian Lee
Phase pistol.
rip spider
Leo Johnson
I think I'll be fine.
Zachary Lewis
One hit kills frostbite spiders so I should be good
Ayden Smith
>Nuclear Throne
golden pump action + tommygun
not bad
Jonathan Long
I don't even know.
Kevin Anderson
I have an axe the size of my body, and a soul-powered engine that fuels a never-ending rage within me.
>That spider is locked in a room with ME not the other way around.
Christopher Parker
At least I won't miss?
Jackson Moore
Nah you're fucked
Evan Brown
war thunder my man
Easton Lee
Ekko's Zero Drive from LoL so i bet i'll be ok.
Mason Jones
Just finished Rine. Only weapon is a orb of light/flash grenade.
Aiden Green
But what if they are "Wounded Frostbite-Spiders" ?
Tyler Rogers
*RiME
Juan Rodriguez
No mercy. Tamriel is a cruel place
Aiden Williams
Hand and a half sword ftw
Eli Wright
Arsene. That spider is fukken dead, kiddo.
Jonathan Gray
Well, not bad.
John White
spaceship beam lasters, proton torpedoes, tubolasers, blasters, and ion cannons
Ryan Roberts
Khraleans Garuda. Should be a good fight!
Jonathan Barnes
Not bad
Ryder Anderson
Meh
Easton Adams
Charlie?
Charles Morris
last weapon I used in vidya was a camera (outlast)
last weapon I used irl was a swiss army knife.
I'd be fucked, but I do muay thai, and I think I'd win it with a knife.