Official AFTV Pre Match Thread #1

>Potential line up
1. DT
2. Troopz
3. Claude
4. Kelechi
5. Ty and Claude
6. Lee
7. Bully
8. Nigerian #14
9. That retarded wob with a speech impediment
10. Chris
11. Netspend

Kelechi is based as fuck

Who will win, blud or f4m?

how fast do they upload after a game ?

Robbie looks like an obese chipmunk

Can't wait for a DT rant 2bh

They normally start uploading 2 hours after the game but it might take longer tonight

1-2 hours

probably more since it is an away game

good thread lel

btw where the fuck is Mo?

Official AFTV power rankings:

1. DT
2. Claude
3. Ty
4. Troopz
...
9000. Chris
9001. Bully

DT is alright but his graphic sexual language in front of kids is a bit worrying, could be a nonce. Claude is the eternal GOAT

8999: Moh

WANK IN A SOCK

>Net Spend not listed
>Net Spend not 9000000001

netspend, blud

>banner merchant as n

> Not rating Heavy D

How can these people even afford season tickets when half of them look like they are on welfare?

I see these people getting abused in the Tollington by other Arsenal fans after every home match

Claude is old, probably saved the money over his lifetime
TY's dad is a nigerian oil baron
DT is a DJ
In Moh and Troopz case, corner shops make a ton of money.

in what way does swearing infront of kids make you a nonce. if you dont want your kid to hear swearing dont take them to the football. half the chants have swear words

They purchase them with welfare money.

>DT is a DJ
Do DJ's make bank?

troopz is overrated
>blud senpai senpai blud blud senpai senpai senpai blud senpai blud senpai senpai
shut the fuck up already

Modern football is so soft, we used to have harder tackles in my under 15s league

is troopz white, black or arab?

Based Holy Goalie

>4th

It's the type of swearing that's the issue

I'm surprised Paul Merson is not an AFTV regular

Went to one of my little brothers games and there was so much diving kek. Was none when I played but that might be due to living in a shithole.

do you have kids?

Half paki half black

>Went to one of my little brothers games and there was so much diving kek
That's just depressing

No, but if you spoke about wanking or bumming someone up the arse in front of my sister's kid she would probably slap you

I DO NOT BELIEVE IT

CLAUDE BTFO

Swansea are actually winning an away game, wtf

Also, Bournemouth you fucking wankers

Is there still going to be butthurt?

Of course.

A draw is still bad

Please stick to your containment thread.

There would have been biblical amount if they'd lost but there will still be some

obviously

Yes but it won't be nearly as good as it could've

This is clearly a laughing at arsenal thread, dummy

I mean, good on them for not losing after being 3 down but its still a draw agaisnt bournemouth....

Fucking Gosling missing that sitter, seconds before the red card. Should have been 4-2.

aftv are not related to /EGT/

W A N K

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S O C K

It's gonna be extra juicy

Ty's gonna be all 'we came back from 3-0 sign of champions fantastic result'
Claude's gonna be all 'FACK OFF WHY WERE WE 3-0 DOWN TO FACKING BOURNEMOUTH'

>English woman
>Slapping anyone

ROFL

mate, coming back from 0-3 is great for the confidence of the team

Never been to literally any city centre on a saturday night?

Not really, going 3-0 down against Bournememe is shameful

keeping it 0-3 would have been worse than 3-3

if they were playing bayern sure, but bournemouth? they shouldn't have been in that position in the first place

south coast teams are arsenals cryptonite

Yes but it's still a bad result and they should never have gotten themselves in that situation

why are all black people arsenal fans

Go back to your containment thread please arse

french connection

Cos north London is full of black people and they're marketed to oblivion in Africa

>i don't rate Claude

not denying that

This.

In fact I think a 3-3 draw is the best case scenario for AFTV as it means TY gets to make excuses for wonga while Claude will go nuclear at the fact they were 3-0 down in the first place.

really wish they could get piers on after a few games