Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Taylor Swift standing there

Wat do?

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Suck her feminine penis

Fucking normie get out of my house REEEEEEE

Be happy I finally have a home

>shoot to kill
>sue who ever receives her money due to her death.
>breaking and entering and now I got "ptsd" from having to shoot someone and will never be able to live a normal life again
>forever be famous for the one who shot Taylor swift.
>and stupid rich

Throw her out of my house :D

ask to smell her feet so i can jack off to the smell of her damp sweaty feet

Wonder when i became a home owner.

Knock the bitch out. Advertise on Craigslist and Sup Forums for any willing motherfucker to come over and dick her the fuck down on camera. Sell out to mr.skin or whomever and retire to Costa Rica.

pic related
>hfw

Damn of o have to tell you then maybe you should take a biology class

Pee in her butt obviously!

It's true watches at $ 0?

This. I'd spam her my shitty watch website.

ask her to put her huge feet on my face.

Let's just sayn she'll end up writing a new song about a broken heart.

ask her how/why she broke in before anything else. can't react rationally if you don't know what you're reacting to.

but best case scenario
>we gon fuq

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she lurkz here from time to time..

Love you tey tey.

what if she offers to put her huge feet elsewhere?

That would be the last time anyone saw Taylor Swift.

Offer her a nice cuppa

i only get off on the smell of feet, not them wrapped around my cock, it's just a shitty feeling handjob

Rape

Passionately make out with her immediately. Drop to one knee and ask her to marry me and have my children. Carry her into my bedroom, light candles and play guitar for her until she pounces on me.

> years later

Divorce her and win custody of the kids. Collect alimony for life.

>MY TEENS GALLERIES>

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Cancer

Hit her in the head with a shovel

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Run away before she writes a song about me.

Tell her to get the FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Guess we would talk about piano. And if she wanted to play on my piano.

Ask her what the fuck is she doing in my house then call the cops.

Have the bitch arrested for B&E.

call the police or maybe shoot her

We'll play guitar for a little while, I'll cook her a nice dinner, share a bottle of wine, and then it's all anal all night, baby.

Eat her ass out

Look her straight in the eye and ask her what the fuck shes doing there I ordered Rita Ora

get a refund

Being a Britfag I'd offer her to watch the old Robot Wars with me, whilst we share a Battenburg and have a cuppa.
Then I'd Fuck her.
Hard.

respect her, i respect boy women