Found my moms dildo. Wat do?

Found my moms dildo. Wat do?

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shove up to ur ass

use it?

Put Tabasco on it first. Then shove it up your ass

If dubs put it in your ass and post pics

Cum on it

suck it

timestamp you fucking faggot

Rolling for this

Go to bed.

Clean it, use it, have good orgasm.
Obviously, dumb cunt.

Lick it lick it real good you degenerate roodypoo

Use her dildo, Dylan.

Put it back and go do your home work.

>my moms dildo
cmon op we know it's yours
and if dubs shove it up ur ass and post pics

Suck it.
Cum on it
Put it back where you found it.
But put it back in a way that your mother notices that somebody touched it.
She sees the cum
Wonders who did it
She gets a little excited that it might be her son
She starts looking at you different
You notices
She noticet that you noticed
She starts showering with the door open
Walking past you with little clothes
You get boner
She sees boner
Asks if she can suck it
She sucks it
You cum
She walks the dinosaur

Exactly that

Build a toy starship out of it and play with it when your mom is around. Warp 9001!

tell her you can help her as well lol

>cum on it
>put it back where I found it.
>but put it back in a way that my mother notices that somebody touched it.
>she sees the cum
>wonders who did it
>she gets a little excited that it might be me
>she starts looking at me different
>I notice
>She noticed that I noticed
>She starts showering with the door open
>walking past me with little clothes
>I get boner
>she sees my boner
>asks if she can suck it
>she sucks it
>I cum
>She walks the dinosaur
>mfw

ive always been interested, whats that small part used for?

Ask your mom

>To show who's boss

the small part rubs her clit while the big part is in her hole

Stimulates the clit. That style is called a rabbit I think.

Pokes your nose when you suck it you faggot

Cum on in

it straddles the clit and stimulates it with vibrations.

That's for a mans urethra. It's a vibrator for both genders.

post a pic of your mom

I would actually do this entire list If I was in his place.

winarr do it no balls pic for proof

Fake news

steal the batteries and put it back where you found it.

put on a pair of her panties, then fuck yourself with the dildo. post pics

This

Search her phone / PC for pictures of her using it obviously

ditto
most moms have dildos, but its only exciting if your mom is hot

quite true, only if mom is a slut it gets interesting lol

Put it back?

quite true, only if mom is a slut it gets interesting lol maybe mom wanted it to be found?? lol think about it ...

kek

lick the top of it,and after slowly stuff into your ass

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upgrade it

bump

is the fbi going to knock on my door?

Go out, buy a newer better one, and replace your mom's current dildo with the new one. put her old one into your dresser so it's easy to find if she looks for it.

Buy the biggest, blackest one you can find, though.

MODS

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mOdS

Whats that link?

LOST MY SIDES

Links to CP.

newfag go away

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Cum on it and hope she uses it soon, to get her pregnant

Compliments, sir. Well done.

If this is singles, eat it