My 28th birthday is next week. I've never had a girlfriend and I'm still a virgin. I live by myself...

My 28th birthday is next week. I've never had a girlfriend and I'm still a virgin. I live by myself. Probably gonna kill myself in a few more years if things continue like this. I hate it.

TLDR: Fixing to be a 28 year old virgin. If you're still a virgin, how old are you?

Travel. You're likely to get laid in foreign countries with different cultures and personality standards. Chances are you probably just don't fit in, which absolutely isn't your fault Sup Forumsro. Hang in there, you might even be doing better than you think you are even though it feels like you're at rock bottom.

Wait until age 30. You will achieve wizard status and lose the ability to feel feels.

Don't kys. Just start asking around, Tinder, whatever. It can't hurt your chances.

where do you live? Ill get you a drink if you are in my city. In Virginia

Shit I would too, Iderho here.

let me guess u also dont have a good job and have no talent...

pick up a girl from a bar or something go on tinder life isnt over or it is ramadan so you can get 72 virgins or something like that, join a gym there is plenty of cougars there.

>Travel. You're likely to get laid in foreign countries with different cultures and personality standards
Any tips for easy bitches that aren't just into you for the money??
No blacks pls.

no I make good money and I enjoy what I do. There's just nobody to meet doing what I do. I make more than enough to take care of everything and still save at the same time.

I just never really connected with people and no I'm starting to feel that I'm too old to try dating. I have a couple of friends but one is married and the other is too busy with their significant other to ever hang out and go do anything.

what is your city in virginia?

I don't own the city, but I live in Richmond.

then go on a travel u have money...dont worry u will be alright...

ur never too old to date...

>able to afford to be living by yourself in today's world.
user, if you have that ability and financial gain at 28, just start online dating. Use tinder or what ever. You got your own pad, that's more than enough to get a GF or at least laid.

dude if youre working a well paying job that youre passionate about, youre already over half way there to a good ass life. Females eat that shit up, especially ones in their mid twenties or older.

Youve gotta decide what it is youre looking for first. Do you just want some hot little piece of ass to fuck? Do you want someone you can have an adult conversation with? Do you want to try and find someone that shares similar hobbies as you? The main point is to set a goal and go for it. Not having a game plan in mind will just cause you to spaghetti all over the place. Having one leads to confidence which leads to pussy.

>live by myself

Well you must be doing something right if you don't live with mummy. Do you make decent money and own a car? You should use fucking Tinder. You'll find a lot of variety there and what is the worse that could happen? You have an awkward encounter? More like you learned and gained experience.

What are you afraid of, faggot?

Does Tinder work if you're fat?

>easy bitches
You're using the wrong adjectives, you need a new mindset.

Just buy a hooker you fucking nitwit. If you really want to lose your virginity its that easy.

>2017
>not owning Richmond

I wouldn't think so as much. Ugly/fat girls still get more attractive guys easily because the guys just want an easy low key lay with out any effort. This lets the girls pick hotter guys.

Maybe if you're good looking.

hey it's my bday this month too. except I've been fucking since I was 17. if 30 and virgin might as well anhero

You won't be missed. No one here will even notice you're gone.

Fuck this op faggot this is now a pepe thread

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turning 43 monday. quit feeling sorry for yourself and go fuck something.

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Have you even tried, OP? If you live alone and TRY to get a date on tinder or okcupid, there is no chance of not popping that cherry. But the key word here is to TRY

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Yeah, that's my experience with life so far.

Luckily, I still have loneliness, alcoholism and prostitutes.

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This. A good escort that does gfe will be a MUCH better first time.

girls data fatter guys if they are good providers.