Why is there a secret society on Sup Forums consisting of a bunch of butt buddies on Kik together who think they are...

Why is there a secret society on Sup Forums consisting of a bunch of butt buddies on Kik together who think they are God's who control this board? Is anybody else aware of this going on?

I've seen them around, but can you elaborate on how they are trying to take control of Sup Forums?

What, /pol? They only think they are in charge.

No, actual fucking Sup Forumstards who are most likely summerfags that speak in secret on Kik about what threads to bump, which to raid and gang up on anons, and what threads to not reply to and let die.
They think that their somewhat large group has an effect on exactly what happens on Sup Forums. They think they decide what stays and what goes.

I don't like being controlled and influenced. Show proofs now.

Bump for proof

Don't need to show proofs, they've been doing this for a while now and think that their "system" is stable to the point that they are under secret control of the board.
Which isn't the case because they are mega fags.

Stop talking about it without proofs. Stop underestimating the opponent. I don't like this.
Now show proofs and kik names and conversations, faggot.

This thread will die because of them.
Don't forget what you've learned today user in this thread.
These are dark days for Sup Forums. The conspiracy has only just begun.

Nigger this entire board is dead. There was a kik thread that lasted 4 hours earlier. Do you understand how Sup Forums even works?

Well fucking tell us so we can /personalarmy/ for once. I'm sick of sitting around doing nothing.

yeah, goddamn

fucking faggot

Look, user, I need to tell you something because I don't know if I'll ever see you again.

I... I was an orphan... and I was raised in a whore house in Philadelphia. I read about Milton Hershey and his school in a porno mag, or some crap the girls left by the toilet, and it said some kids had a different life there. I could picture it. I dreamt of it. The idea of being wanted. Because the girl who was forced to raise me would look at me every day like she hoped I would disappear.

The closest I came to feeling wanted was a girl... who made me go through her John's pockets while they screwed. If I collected more than a dollar... she would buy me a Hershey bar. And I would eat it... alone... in my room... with great ceremony. Feeling like a normal kid.

It said sweet on the wrapper.

It was the only sweet thing in my life.

Why are you guys arguing about photographs?

I don't have access to their little society, they are obviously very selective about who they let join their group.
Just keep your eyes open and you will see what's going on here, brothers.

have you tried ANAL SEX?

Beats me post more Carl

i warned you all about june but you didn't listen

This has been happening off and on for a decade. The faggots don't realize that there are literally thousands of people on this website now.

They have about as much control over Sup Forums as a fruitfly has over a salad.

We taking down this secret society, or what?

who give a fuck

Yeah you don't have access you fat fuck but you with whatever information you have you have to be able to point us in the right direction. What's the group name for starters? There's so many groups in the first place, what are the clues?

WE DIDN'T LISTEN

What about when the flies lay their disgusting little secret eggs and infest the salad with their nasty little secret larvae.
Wait, are we talking about assholes here, or what?

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How do they relate with the cult of alice margatroid?

Are we listening now, or what?

Bump for Carl

We Carl in here yet, or what?

We're not aware of them, which practically makes them faggots.

Wait this is the only time I've been confronted, I didn't know of a secret society, but have noticed that shit is a little off. If we don't fix this, it will always be fucked, and if we do, who knows, maybe Sup Forums will go back to its glory days of memes and goofs

i warned you all about the faggots who were going to get the tools to do shit worse than this
unless there's a turncoat it's too late now

Bump

But it's like how the illuminatoons think normies are the faggots.
The secret society always sits in the dark and laughs at the clowns for their own sick and twisted amusement.

I haven't been so enticed in a thread like I am now for a while

sauce, gentleman?

When did you warn us, what the fuck was your warning?

Glad some Anons are catching on to this hidden cancer within our holy land. We must make our brethren aware of these hidden demons.

all web extensions need to be blocked

Bump also fuck rain

last month in a busy thread with some nigger trying to leak shit here
you kid
but have you seen the uptick of identical random bot posts

Wait so that's what all of the Kik threads were this whole time, a way of recruiting?

Even if there are some fags that, and I use this term loosely, "control" Sup Forums - shouldn't we make one so we can organize yourselves and think it over?

CARL WOULDNT LIE TO US

Evil trips, I dig it.

⭐ k e k ⭕ IV ⭕

They're irrelevant and minuscule, just like the Everlasting Samefag Facebook group. They'll fuck off when they get bored and realize they have minimal impact by comparison.

It's what happens when you're on an anonymous message board literally FILLED with pure, unreleased, unharnessed, autistic garbage. I bet they voted for Trump just for the Lolz too.

Bumps 4 Carl

Certain Kik threads yes but Carl has come to believe that operation may have been shut down and replaced with fake Kik groups threads to turn your head the opposite direction.

You mean the cock fondlers who always scream "MOOOOOOOODDDDDSSSSSS" whenever someone posts something good? Those fuckers?

Carl must add, have you noticed the intense amount of datamining lately?
>Post your this.
>Post your that
>Post a picture of something that relates to your personal life.

These faggots are building profiles so they can attempt to fucking expose everyone. This is some major fucking shit right here boys. It's them.

illuminat/b/

Wouldn't this thread go as an example their shit doesn't work? And who's carl?

>caring
>

Bumping for flash flooding

Keep your noses clean boyos, shits getting really Carl up in here amiright, or what

Holy shit, that's a whole 'nother level.

I sense a plot to destroy the jedi

don't click what you don't trust

Not happening enough to to build profiles on anyone, unless the data is tied to ip addresses, only seen by mods and admin. Data is then useless because IP is identifier enough to find out who the users are.

if they happen to somehow by god's grace kill the traps and gay threads. im all in but I really doubt they'll do anything meaningful

Hank Hill, reporting in.

>And who's carl?
CARL YOU JACKASS

that's a little more specific than it'll ever get, but clearly Sup Forums is powerful and represents are core element of modern america that is incredibly difficult to "buy." Media heads want to control culture, so they come to the source and try to learn what they can. any patterns they see here will radiate through society. All the more reason to STOP POSTING SO MUCH GODDAMN PORN for FUCKS SAKE.

Are they watching us, is this like the first major breakthrough on this shit? Has there been other threads, and what happened?

Bumping to appease the rain gods

So this group could be the media trying to learn the internet?

but what if a mod is involved?

You don't think they have worked their way into the actual system as janitors and mods?
They send out janitor forms every few months. How many of "them" do you think made it in?
They would be all over that shit, if they were smart. Which they are.

True Satanists are quiet in life and normally sit the closest to the preacher in a holy church. It's a control tactic. Think about it.

you ask too many questions

Bump for Carl knowledge

As do I Master Windu

The only way to solve this is going undercover, someone needs to find an opening and join. This could help us acquire intel on these fucks so we can destroy em

Occasionally oldfags like me have had enough and eventually make truth threads like this.
But they normally don't last this long, usually they get purposefully detailed or somehow deleted or something

wich ones the ones that wants us to become traps, homosexuals, or like gore ? or become some porn of addicts

you've said as much in a thread on Sup Forums being monitored by mods and janitors

weakness is never a reason not to rape, in fact it is even more of a reason

fuck yeah we are carl!!!

Normal posting schedules have been suspended

Archer reporting in

>Detailed
Holy fuck now I meant derailed sorry boys

Wat

look ever since the election there has been a huge influx of people here. a lot of "real" Sup Forums tards have left or taken breaks. Most of the newbs are on the political left and mostly argue about race, trump, and post porn. Sup Forums wasn't always like that. you didn't used to be able to describe it so easily. Sup Forums was a creative place, where internet trends were born. a lot of those creatives have moved on (or visit here rarely) and live in their shitposting hives elsewhere (facebook, instagram, tumblr, discord, kik, snapchat, etc). just stop posting in the goddamn porn, race, and politics threads and the tide will turn in Sup Forums's favor.

Yeah.

They used to be tripfags. Then avatarfags.

Now they keep to themselves on kik.

Nobody controls Sup Forums

LETS FUCKING END THIS BULLSHIT

stuff like the cornman will come back to us

we must infiltrate the group and destroy from the inside, Sup Forumsrother

MOBILIZE

Absolutely NOBODY

NOT EVER

>As do I Master Dindu
Fixed it for you.

>just stop posting in the goddamn porn, race, and politics threads and the tide will turn in Sup Forums's favor

>just stop posting
>just stop posting
>just stop posting

>just
>just
>just

>JUST!

What if this shit isn't controlled by a bunch of fags in their basement, guys this shit keeps on getting deeper

Bump

...

Carl senses some of them in this thread.
They are in every thread.

shit like this is what's hurting Sup Forums atm. the media must die.

it's a bunch of edgy faggots who have POIs involved in black hat bullshit, mixed in with newfags who want to counter-Sup Forums Sup Forums

I think you're just paranoid, Carl.

toppest of keks