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Thanks Jill

Hallo!

Hey Jill. How's things?

Evening all.

Bought my Train tickets to Buffalo. Now, time to see just how delayed it will be. Because, well, Amtrak is SHIT!

And still feeling iffy on my Boss and other stuff


-EMT

Hi Jill!
Nice to see you! What's new?

Hello Thread!!

Mantis

*shrugs* I was probably already cursed to begin with.
I do the best I can, love.

It's getting worse

-Insomnia Roll

Sky, good to see you.

Huh. The boss situation still has me really confused.

Mantis! Hello! Another beautiful day here.

Your best is amazing. Thank you.

Difficulty sleeping Roll? I've found that melatonin supplements help, but your problem may be more serious than that.

Bartender, a Malta please. Doing all right tonight?

Hey you, talk to me in tongues plz

What's up?

Heya Fenn, how are ya tonight?

Yeah, amtrak is pretty shitty. Not SEPTA shitty, but bad.

Please see a doctor. Why is it worse?

have you seen a doctor about your sleeping issues?

What happened?

Mantis

Why don't you lot get an IRC channel, or Discord or something? Nothing wrong with cringy hugboxes, but wouldn't it be better off privately cringy?

nam ek upp rúnar
æpandi nam

because I'm only here to offer advice to people who need it right now, user.

Evening Mantis

Yea, that it does. Very much so

But is SEPTA as shitty as LIRR?

This summarizes LIRR/NJ Transit/Amtrak

>Amtrak-owned Penn Station, where the railroad began routing all its trains into New York City in 1991, has been in turmoil after a derailment in late March; another 10 days later, a stampede injured 16 in mid-April after false reports of gunfire and a sewage leak that drenched part of the Long Island Rail Road concourse.
-EMT

Rock, I'm not doing so good. All day I've been drifting back and forth between lethargy and terrified anticipation of tomorrow. How've you been doing?

It's short, but it sounds strong. What does it mean? Also, welcome Velvet.

why haven killed yourself yet?

Hello Satan!
Welcome to the thread!

Oh. My mistake, it seemed like you had some sort of creepy RP following who saw fit to find a hollow sense of unity and togetherness here, instead of just one shot advice.

I've given up drinking and I'm so fucking bored, what's your advice?

This is our outreach to the needy, Satan.

I took up the runes, crying aloud I took them

Rough translation of Hávamál, Verse 138.

Take up a new hobby. One that you wouldn't have considered before you got sober.

because I was waiting for you to tell me, obviously. what's got you down, bud?
I like creative hobbies for boredom. there isn't much of a skill cap in music or arts, so while you spend time making things, you can also constantly improve.
considering you're on a computer, you could look at a cheap MIDI keyboard to plug into it and learn some rudimentary piano.

qt trap?

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-Koi

:)

I'm thinking of buying drugs off the deep web and selling them off for a profit but I don't know where to start. I'm especially looking at shit that helps students study. Any advice?

Let's get to bashing butts.

Why don't you stutter?

Well, to sound less ominous, I THINK it's getting worse

Wednesday, I really changed it up, I flipped myself around to the other side of the bed, using a blanket as a pillow, and a lighter one as a blanket, I thought it would work, because I normally pass out with all that during the day(Although I would be very tired due to an obvious lack of sleep), but it did not work at all, so I switched back to my normal position and pillows with a lighter blanket

Friday, I tried going to bed early listening to something that would help me sleep, only worked so far

I either barely got sleep those nights, or not at all

Next course of action I'm going to take is going an hour without blue light

-Sweet Roll

Modafinil works great for students.
One of my guys sells it, and he is making good money with it.
You only have to find a source.

and you as well E>
Things will work out... that trip will do you good.
Sorry... I don't know what you could possibly mean!
Do what you need too, losing sleep is bad for your health. See a Dr.
Hobbies, or try setting a goal for yourself and start working towards it. You could try perhaps making a goal 1 year out, figuring out what steps it would take to reach it and then make those into smaller goals.
My only advice is to be careful with what you get yourself into. I'm not one to take take away from one's own autonomy, just be careful of what paths you go down.

That's somebody else.

Bitch please, midis are for lo-fi scrubs. But I'm tired of VST composing, and I haven't touched my guitar in years. I used to arrange Touhou themes on acoustic, but I don't have any motivation to do anything anymore.

Much less something new that I'd have to put effort into.

I'm sure you could find half a dozen trap threads over on /gif/, if you're that desperate for it hon.
been a long time since I've heard you around these parts. doing alright?
I'd advise not breaking laws that could land you double digits in prison. but it's totally up to you, I suppose.
because I'm not Alice. and Alice isn't a trap, either.

Well yes, the source is the deep web. How the fuck do I find people to buy it though?

Thanks for looking out but it's not what I asked.

Try selling coffee

Alice isn't a pussy faggot either, gosh, all I want is some protips on finding people to buy my drugs. Fucking assholes.

I'm not really sure tbh...

Oh god, what the hell...


Have you been breathing properly? I could tell you a trick to calming down through deep breathing exercises if you wish.


Speak the mango por favor

covfefe*

Thanks for the tip, but I lose motivation on the day to day for planned improvements. If I had willpower like that, I wouldn't have had to give up drinking.

then I guess the most I can suggest is that you find motivation to do something to alleviate your boredom. if not music or art, maybe books or video games or listening to podcasts?
if you're having a problem building a client base, you're not a very good drug dealer.

someone said there was a nice one here

Doing this because I'm lazy

\/ \/ \/
Another course of action I have planned is getting zquil

-Sweet Roll

Hopefully I figure out whats going on with my boss, and that FEMT actually keeps in contact.

Maybe the trip would do good. I would have tried to go to Canada for a day maybe. But no EDL or Passport. Though the trip is in a month. So, maybe?

Yea... LIRR and the MTA in general has been shit lately. Almost daily large scale delays. Cancellations. Stuff constantly breaking. My train once was canceled, but then uncanceled 30 min later...

-EMT

Yeah, work's been good, though it appears I'm now a guy who covers the rounds when someone goes on holidays; a discount reliever if you may.
The 3D printer finally managed to finish a 95% sized "Hell Skull" this morning while I slept, so I'm happy with that. I'm going to start printing some new parts for a newer printer that I'll build this next couple weeks, I reckon.
Car has been going well, no real problems beyond a cold air con during these cold mornings for most of the trip to work.
It's just been good to have a proper income too.

There you go! There might be something physically challenging you'd like to try, that you couldn't do before

It's sad though. Melancholy and hopeless. I didn't expect that.

This sounds bad, Roll. Are you sure you don't need more help?

I'm not a drug dealer at all period, I'm asking for advice on how to become one. Gosh, I thought you'd help me out Jill "the corporate shill swine" Stein

Norse mythology is very deep and meaningful.

hmm... maybe consider creating a list of things you would like to try or could do daily. Such as taking a walk, cooking a meal that requires some effort, looking at an instructional video, making some form of art (even it's not good) and parcel them out to one day at a time.... motivation is like a rock rolling down a snow covered mountain. Once it gets rolling it's gets stronger, so starting small will help you get into the swing of things for bigger tasks through out the day. Best of luck!

Hopefully. Still 1 month out though. And alot can happen in that time.

-EMT

there are nice people here, yeah. not sure who you're looking for, though.
good good, hadn't heard anything about the car since you ended up buying it. glad it's all run smoothly so far.
sorry man, I've got no experience either buying or selling, so I'm not the right person for advice here. if the plan is to become a dealer, maybe poke around the deepweb to see if current dealers have advice for newbies?

Gosh then why are you offering help you're literally the worst fuk u bring alice 2.0 back, uuuuuuuugh

If you have anymore advice, feel free to share it with me

I have a feeling the weekend can help with my issue, since there is no urgent need to awaked

It's bad, but it could be worse, at least I'm not tired 24/7, I'm just not tired when I need to be

-Sweet Roll

The blue light method sounds like a good idea, but again I can also recommend deep breathing techniques. It can help you get into the rhythm of going to sleep.

Trains really need to get their shit together.

Hmm, yes continue with the breathing. Most you can do now is relax and prepare for bed. Study if you must, but don't over do it the night before.

ZZZquil knocks me the fuck out, that may be your ticket for a while, but make sure it's not habit forming. You don't want to get addicted.

Hiya Koi! That dream you had was quite strange and your voice really tied it together. Both soothing and mysterious.

Well, hiya mantis! How've you been?

He Rabbit! Doing all right? Can you perhaps recommend me a cool norse thing for tonight?

Are you eating properly?

why im such a faggot?

-Sweet Roll

Thaaaanks... Fuck it, I'll just be unhappy until I get over whatever withdrawal I'm sure. No helping it.

Just buy in bulk and offer your friends who partake the convenience of going through you instead of whatever dealer. They'll bring their other friends and connections, but eventually you'll want to stop selling in small amounts and narrow down your list of applicable buyers, as the constant dime bag in and outs is how you'll get caught.

I'm good here!
What's new?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I dunno how to properly offer advice in this situation, mate. just giving you a fresh pair of eyes on how you could seek out more info. have you even just googled "how to deal drugs" or something?
>Trains really need to get their shit together.
go to Worst Korea. everything there runs like clockwork, especially the underground/train system.

I've read a literal translation of Beowulf, but my knowledge of the real norse legends gets real thin after that. Can you give me some good recommendations?

Don't stress over it, man. I can't say this enough. Get ready for the trip, psych yourself up, everything you need. Focus on the trip.

Could stress be contributing? I have difficulty sleeping if I'm stressed out or excited, or even anticipating something.

I'll probably go to bed within the next hour or two, so I can wake up early. I'll let y'all know how it went tomorrow or after. Thanks Rock.

Apologies for being late, had some errands to run

It's convenient that I had my morning voice, it's noticeably deeper when I speak.

There's some mild leaking from a couple pipes so I'll need to get them cut back and refit or new ones at some point, It's probably due for an oil change by now though.

Sounds alright, thanks bruh, all I need now is some friends and I'm set.

>Google "hot to deal drugs"
literally. the worst. why are you even here, gosh, even Sup Forumslice knew better than this, you're the worst ever omg

mmm.. withdrawal really sucks.... make sure if it gets to bad to seek medical attention. Alcohol withdrawals have a risk of seizure as well as other serious symptoms.

Such as? You could read the Original rune poems themselves if you'd like.

Unfortunately, no. Study norse mythology if you want, Wikepedia has some good stuff, but you might want to search around.

Let me guess, I should lay down as still as possible, and do deep breaths

That technique never got me to sleep, even when I could sleep fine

Well, if I do get it, I will try to use it sparingly

Define please

-Sweet Roll

Hey, how's things? Gonna join game night tomorrow?

Stop denying it, you sound awesome.

Okay. I do have a short introductory book about the language. Man, I just remembered all the other books I have lined up to read... I've got a lot of reading to do. I'll do some research, yes. Thanks.

I take it back, you're excluded from my cringy comment for being real (doting) af. No worries, Satorin'.

Its the best day of the week weatherwise thus far!
70° now, gonna go to bout 60° later.
Mantis

been wondering who is that grill?

No shit. US High-speed rail 150mph.

Fucken Uzbekistan is quicker at 160mph.

Japan? 200mph

China? 267mph Maglev


We supposedly are getting a service that can run to 160 currently, with potential of 220...

I just need to pack really. But still, 4 weeks out.

SO, thats no help.

-EMT

Nothing in particular, if being stressed about sleeping counts then I guess it would be very difficult

-Sweet Roll

I'll be there, depending on the game

So, after using hardcore Amphetamine family stimulants, and coming down horribly, I question if I want to use hard likes like that ever again. I'm not worried about addiction, I just don't feel like it's worth it

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Like 3 balanced meals a day
The Four Food Groups
Avoiding a double cappuccino an hour before bedtime
That kind of stuff.

Mantis

>kys

Fuck off

I would've gone to the park, but the elementary school was having field day. It was wonderful outside, sunny and breezy.

Hm. I don't really have much more in the way of advice, sorry...

That could be very hard. I've tried in the past telling myself stories while trying to sleep, or focusing on some past obsession. It doesn't always help. Do you think a lot while in bed?

Okay. Last I checked it was leaning towards CAH.

Divide by seven.

Not yet Spidey, we got to wait till we reach our max

the feeling of going home after deployment is a good thing in my mind

I mean, whether or not you use illicit drugs is an entirely personal decision. if you enjoy it, then I guess feel free, but if the risk seems too much for you, then I'd suggest passing.
I'd say just try and find the source if it's that major of a deal to you.
ok.

Nah, it's not worth it on the day to day. Even if you aren't worried about addiction (which is totes a valid worry). Since you're the type though, best to limit. Think of it fondly, decide once every few months that "hey, maybe it'll be worth a stupid sick hangover after a Friday night, then I can recover over the weekend". Or just toke and be a foggy-headed mess, also good. Same rules apply but with a lesser degree of hangover.

Hmm... being what I am. I can't recommend it, but it's a personal choice. Many times that lifestyle is hard to reconcile with others and you may need to look into the future how that would fit/not fit in with what you want.

I've never denied that I have a good voice, yet I have said I haven't always sounded like this.
I'm just saying I prefer my morning voice.
-Koi

Thank you for your service to wherever you're from

Meh, only time will tell.

Still, WTF is going on with my boss?

-EMT

You sound like a pedophile

Idk how old the chick is.

The gif is on Tumblr and Imagefap for years but Google reverse search shows it and a "Suspected Child Abuse content" message.

You're in the military?

(Still makes me smile)

Good to hear you're well!

Nothing much really, work is being a pain in the ass.Need to find a new job.

Yeah, everything except my stomach. Because I'll be starving :v

No problem bud, I wish the best of luck.


I did notice a difference, it was something i couldnt put my finger on, but that was it!

Don't really know... Surprise me!

They're all pedophiles.

I'm not sure what branch you're in or what country you hail from, but thank you for doing what you do.

wheres reimu?

Nah, that's some bad stuff. We don't like that

schedule rebalancing, she shows up when she can. you need something?