*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

Kick in face

Stomp repeatedly on head

profit

/thread

*touches your titties then keeps going*

*Looks back inquisitively and keeps walking around blockage without issue*

kick the liberal*

Is she of age?

"oh hey ciara, I know all about you."

>spartan kick her in the face
>pull out a spork
>proceed to stab her to death

*spork* aka you are 15 years old faggot

the beauty of Sup Forums of where everyone gets your age wrong

how does it feel to finally be outside of the womb pudding?

Contemplate why I'm even in a Hastings, realize I can pirate all the music in that aisle and then go home.

looks like canukistan

grab a tit

>cds for sale

Did I travel back in time or am I in a flyover state? Answer me.

Grab it by the pussy

Hjyello.

Kill it with fire...

>he dosent know about stabbing people with items not meant to stab

You'll never become a torturer at this rate boy

How old is she now?

grab a fuckload of cd's and yell, "embrace the shuriken!" throwing them at her until i am satisfied of her defeat.

>Have moment of clarity
>Try to figure out why i'm in Bestbuy in 2017
>Realize i've been walking around in a xanax stupor
>Turn 360° and walk away

Tell her I have her nudes and I jack off to them constantly.

You are on xanax if you walk right into her.

not bestbuy, its FYE

lul where do you find these?

Is this your first summer, or second?

walks around
walks around
walks around
>invalid action

oh, so edgy

...

I make fun of her for being in the music CD section of a store

>adidas
>can't even squat
fuck i hate murica

...

/thread

See

I like you.

>*blocks your fun, blocks your life*

what now

elaborate