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Previous thread: News:

>Cro Cop retires
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/816417368406687746

>Todd Grisham joins UFC Broadcast team
mmafighting.com/2017/1/3/14160086/ufc-adds-espn-wwe-vet-todd-grisham-to-broadcast-team

>Todd Duffee returns at UFC 209
mmafighting.com/2017/1/3/14160274/todd-duffee-returns-against-mark-godbeer-at-ufc-209

>Cody East accused of kneeing girlfriend in head, dragging her by hair
mmafighting.com/2017/1/3/14159562/ex-ufc-fighter-cody-east-accused-of-kneeing-girlfriend-in-head-dragging-her-by-hair

>Bader interested in going to Bellator
mmamania.com/2017/1/3/14158782/ryan-bader-ufc-has-special-place-in-my-heart-bellator-mma-intriguing-fights

>Former WSOF Flyweight champ signs with UFC
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/816430138388807680

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youtube.com/watch?v=Cj_q1dLvhuU
mmafighting.com/2017/1/3/14159562/ex-ufc-fighter-cody-east-accused-of-kneeing-girlfriend-in-head-dragging-her-by-hair
youtu.be/PEPerIGjjm0?t=239
youtube.com/watch?v=7ZLW59fdC2w
strawpoll.me/12023769/r
tmz.com/2017/01/03/demi-lovato-luke-rockhold-break-up/
youtube.com/watch?v=7XNE4aCXcwQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Schaub is God

Amanda

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youtube.com/watch?v=Cj_q1dLvhuU
Based Joey

For sure, my guy. I agree 100 %

Edmond bless

>mmafighting.com/2017/1/3/14159562/ex-ufc-fighter-cody-east-accused-of-kneeing-girlfriend-in-head-dragging-her-by-hair
So glad this goof got heemed in both his UFC fights

>Cro Cop retires
Oh shiiiit

What a way to go out then. I thought he'd fight another few times in Rizin but I guess that's it. Good for him desu. Got a watch, a cruise, a top tier trophy and 350k

9th for JoJo

>khalabiby would beat mcgregor

lmao @ you loser reminder I predicted conor's 2nd round tko over eddie, someone screen capped it too

Failed fighter curse

gooby bless

/moose/

>1-1 against Nate
>Thinks he can go toe to toe with Khabib or Tony

what plug in is that?

>Joey you remember that time that you told me that you mugged that gay guy and he beat the shit out of you?
>Yeah?

YOU BETTER DO THOSE FUCKING STEROIDS

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Dom was robbed and "no dad" is #notmychampion

I'm warning you

Reminder that Joey Diaz is a fucking idiot backtracking tub of lard:

Before Alvarez v Conor:
youtu.be/PEPerIGjjm0?t=239
youtu.be/PEPerIGjjm0?t=239
youtu.be/PEPerIGjjm0?t=239


>THERES A NEW 155 CHAMP. WHERE'S CONOR MCGREGOR NOW??? WHERES CONOR MCGREGOR NOW???

>CONOR MCGREGOR YOU BETTER PACK 8 LUNCHES IF YOU WANNA FUCK WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

>You ain't beating this kid for the next two or three fights. You ain't beatin em. This kid's a fucking Philadelphia guy. You're done. Lights out bitch.


After Alvarez v Conor:
youtube.com/watch?v=7ZLW59fdC2w
youtube.com/watch?v=7ZLW59fdC2w
youtube.com/watch?v=7ZLW59fdC2w

>Unless you bet the fight, don't hit me up. If you didnt win no money, go fuck yourself.

>I was never a fan of nobody.

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>he does it for free

Yeah Dom also won round 4

SHEEEM

>Mfw you can never post Nate being finished cause Magiga could never do it in 2 tries

Meanwhile we have this beauty for life

>tfw too intelligent to avoid knockdowns

The guy is getting hype over a crazy upset that just happened. Relax man.

>strawpoll.me/12023769/r
>strawpoll.me/12023769/r
>strawpoll.me/12023769/r

>Literally the vocal equivalent of "post slip" posting

Joey is truly /heem/

Daily reminder to always be standing

>I...I would've finished me ... right Cesar?

>>Literally the vocal equivalent of "post slip" posting

Like that idiotic Australian from last week who said they bet 500 on Ronda and was trying to talk himself into believing she was going to win by disparaging anyone who said Nunes would starch her?

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>Majority Decision

If there was ever an asterix win, wew. At least Bisping got a unanimous decision against Hendo.

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>"joey what you think about alvarez getting cucked?"

"eddie was never my boy, im only in it for the gamb00l, stop bothering me homos"

what is he, 12 years old?

>tfw too smart to spar

>tfw some no dad having, hill billy cuck being, neck tattoo sporting, illiterate dreg is the current Bantamweight Champion

Just /heem/ me to sleep till Dom becomes champ again lads

>Conor forced a DIAZ BROTHER to resort to wrestlefucking to try to steal a fight
>after said Diaz brother criticized him for shooting takedowns in the last fight

t. laffin

srsly, who wins at 125 if Joanna has enough time to bulk?

Love you Mirko, happy to see you retire on top.

Don't ever forget CODY was always /ourguy/

>Bisping calls out Nick
>Woodley calls out Magiga
>Aldo calls out Khabib
>Cody calls out Aldo
>Magiga wants to fight a 40 year old retired boxer

>Mfw the state of """""money fights""""""" and ducking """"""champs"""""""

shit Joanna would win right now, Ronda has always relied on girls running right into her to complete throws

she's never really shown the ability to bully people with size

HEEMINDER

You will never erase this from history casual nut-hugger

Put your dog on a string bro

KHALABIB VS CONNOR, FUCKING MAKE IT.

ENOUGH

I want to watch them all. Except Bisping, he needs to fuck off now.

You can't mess with fate you bitter broke bum.

>casual
>literally been watching since UFC 100

sorry you're so butt blasted by someone's success and celebrity

What is up with Biskings eye anymore? Does he still put oil in it?

So some mandrama commentator is replacing Goldie!!!!!!

Cody was deserving in his victory, which Cruz admitted in the GOAT post fight interview

>sorry you're so butt blasted by someone's success and celebrity

It's funny cause you're the one who responded to my webm first

Sorry I insulted your boyfriend and you need to defend his honor online lol.

Joanna's much smaller than Ronda lads

The size difference was very apparent when they were at the press conference together. Couple that with the fact that while Joanna is vicious, she hasn't shown to really have knockout power, Ronda quite easily takes it

I want to fight Irish chicken

This is what I want

Why are you so mad at Lord Conor my child?

Goobs bless

Why the fuck does schaub think anyone wants to here his perspective on fights from a business/marketing point of view

I just like how triggered you get when someone doesn't nut-ride the irish chicken

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LISTEN UP YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REAL FUCKING DEAD BODY IN REAL LIFE WITH BLOOD FUCKING DRIPPING ON THE GROUND AND FUCKING EVERYWHERE? THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING SAVAGES WITH IMMIGRANT MINDSETS. THEY WILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF.

>keep your chin up
Maybe this is why he keeps getting heemed

Daily reminder that Dana White payed the ref to ignore Stipe's tap, and that The Demolition Man, Alistair "The Reem" Overeem is the rightful champion of the UFC Heavyweight division

Stipe is #notmychampion

Is Overeem fasting as protest?

You seem distressed my child

irish chicken

what's going through his mind right now

that response was way too fast for my liking do I know you? I can't let you get close

At 125 Honda wouldn't be so big, she probably cuts from around 150 or more now. She showcased that any hits to her face and her gameplan goes out the window

How about some Cuckhold?
tmz.com/2017/01/03/demi-lovato-luke-rockhold-break-up/

From UFC to Bellator - she's like a slut!

Who did she leave him for???

irish hen

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For brazilian Guilherme "Bomba" Vasconcelos from Bellator.

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american egg

She got tagged by Nunes, a big power puncher at 135

Joanna is at 115, it's a completely different ballgame.

get a dog

I don't blame her desu

Luke, despite being gifted with such physical attributes, doesn't come off as an interesting person.

What the FUCK is this guy's problem?

stop playin with me bruh

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

All that head movement... Well Nunes moving Ronda's head.

Still, at least she didn't get knocked to the ground.

post old /heem/ memes

NOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Joanna used to compete at 125 before UFC and she hit way harder back then youtube.com/watch?v=7XNE4aCXcwQ

Thank god. Maybe I can actually see Rockhold vs Souza 2 in my lifetime.

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I would like to hereby invite anyone whos shittalking the great Dominick Cruz to book me a flight so i can heem you and then fuck your mom, thanks.

jesus christ

If u h8 on Schaub u probabaly don't have a job

Does this Serbia still post here?

I'm glad heem got on the No Love train BEFORE he became THE Champ.